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  1. This is a chart that for estimating Thai land measurments that I have used . I had it in an pretty colour coded excel format but i am buggered how i can copy & paste it here. I guess if you find it useful just put it into your own excel chart. 1 Talang Mett 1 m2 10.7 f2 1 Talang Wah 4 m2 42.7 f2 1 Ngan 100 Talang Wah 400 m2 4277 f2 1 Rai 4 Ngan 400 Talang Wah 1600 m2 17,109 f2 205 Rai 10 Ngan 1000 Talong Wah 4000 m2 1 acrea 42,772 f2 6.25 Rai 1 hectacre
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    What to farm

    Sorry Joekicker , I would have to disagree with about eucalyptus being okay to grow in Thailand or anywhere else for that matter. have a look at what damage they have done in South Africa, Kenya ,India, Mexico , to name just a few places where they have been an envirionmental disaster. Sure they provide good , quick timber but they will change the whole eco system in the localised area which will result in long term envirionmental consquences. Another Australian tree causing massive envirionmental damage around Rayong is meleucca quinevira which is drying out natual wetlands (same damage
  3. you can substite Campbelltown for any other applicable location , the jibes remains the same! These are classic > > > > Q. Two Campbelltown guys jump off a cliff. Who wins? > > A. Society. > > Q. What does a Campbelltown girl use as protection during sex? > > A. A Bus shelter. > > Q. What do you call a Campbelltown Boy in a suit? > > A. The defendant. > > Q. Why did the Campbelltown guy cross the road? > > A. To start a fight, with a complete stranger, for no reason > whatsoever. > > > >
  4. Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are the opening hours'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about
  5. Copter ride > Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair > every year, and every year > Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that > helicopter." > > > Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that > helicopter ride is fifty quid, > and fifty quid is fifty quid." > > > One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and > Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 > years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might > never get another chance." > > To this, Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is > fifty qu
  6. It is difficult to know what is right. My brain believes the stories of explortation and i know there are thieving bastards and pure con artists out there and not only in LOS but all over the world. There are also a lot of organised charities out there that are cons passing on about 20% after administration costs are deducted. BUT sometimes my heart melts when i see a little kid or somebody with disabilities or just struggling in life. I always then drop some loose change into their cup if i have it. Shit, it is nothing really , maybe 20 cents in my currency . My wife tells me it is good ka
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    women

    A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a bourbon & coke." After 3 or 4 bourbons the two were feeling a little less sombre. There were some laughs and mo
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    Ties

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?' The Jew replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?They are only $5.' The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.' 'OK,' said the old Jew, 'It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that y
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    Bum

    The washing thingies are good for rinsing the floor if your aim ain't too good
  10. Now i am all confused - i was gonna stay there in May cos it sounded good ,plus with free wifi & a pool ,what more could i ask for . And with the hotel being new and within budget - now i don't know .
  11. They look good . Is it wifi internet and is available in the rooms ? I take it there is no pool ?
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