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I think he is lucky he got off that easily. It could have 30 or even 300 stitches if other baht bus drivers or motosai guys had got involved. As Villayouth would say: FOOKIN COONT! LOL CB

Sadly, I won't be there, but have been there in past years and as usual, good fun. Happy Birthday Pin, hope it is a great day for you and MM both. CB

Jaime, this is from Bell Bus Service. If I am reading it correctly you can use them to get to Pattaya, but will have to get another mode of transport to get to the DD. "Please be informed that on April 19, 2011, Bell Travel Service in Pattaya will not provide a pick-up or drop-off service between Bell Office and hotels in Pattaya due to Songkran Festival in Pattaya city. A service between Pattaya and the airport and Bangkok city will remain the same. Passengers will have to manage your own transportation from Pattaya Bell office to your hotel and from your hotel to Pattaya Bell office. Sorry for this inconvenience and thank you for your kind corporation" Good Luck Mate! CB EDIT: duh this is for the 19th, I just realized you are getting there on the 18th, so hopefully if you do use Bell, they will take you to DD, no matter how long it takes. Sorry Mate CB

Jaime, I don't know how you feel about Secret's taxi service, but I bet they are running that day if you can't find anything else. It would beat hitchhiking......LOL Okay, Okay, don't kill me for mentioning SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, inc on here! LOL CB

Damn, wish I had known about this a few weeks ago. I had one called System Tool 2011 that was written in Russia, that did the "buy me" thing, but when I did a search on it found it was spyware. Bought a couple of programs off the web that seemed to work, but this SOB kept coming back. I did 2 or 3 system restores, but it kept locking up my computer. I eventually took it to a computer shop and for $89 USD, they fixed it and I haven't had any problems since. These fucking "ad, spy ware writers" all need to be fucked in the ass by a syphilitic ladyboy and then hung upside down til their package rots off. Bastards really piss me off. CB

I won't be there TTT, but is there a way to send her a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" type greeting other than through you on here? If there isn't, tell her I said "HI" and I hope she has a very, very Happy Birthday. Cheers, Reggie AKA: CB

Very amusing read. Must have pissed the OP off as he never did post anymore and haven't seen any other posts by him since. Probably a banned BM that was just stirring the shit. CB

You are a bit late, it happened a week ago. CB

I just read on ThaiVisa that a 2 meter wave had hit Chonburi: quote from TV: "Meanwhile, a two-metre high wave hit Chon Buri province on Wednesday night, completely destroying five houses and sinking 10 boats. "I've never seen a wave this high before. It was up to two-metres high," fisherman Muen Jitkawan said, adding that his fellow fishermen were talking about the possibility of a tsunami hitting Pattaya." Anybody know anything about this? Here is the link to the article in TV: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/452227...ets-nationwide/ CB

okay, here is one just for villayouth and timbon.

Hope his card didn't get messed up and ruin any pics he planned on posting. CB

Nice lineup there Ricky, much appreciated. CB

After reading the replies, I have to agree that this is a wind-up. It's always best to take care of yourself first, no matter what. If this is true life, then the SIL would have to fend for herself, but if it was the GF, well that is a bit of a different thing, at least for me. I understand the the gov't hospitals are either free for Thais, or very inexpensive, especially for HIV. Take what the OP said with a grain of salt and then throw it over your left shoulder.............LOL CB

Holy Bat Shit, Bat Man, how old are those pictures? Had to be a year or 2 ago at least! CB

Read the following topic from LoveDog100: http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...c=53980&hl=

Whatever, just delete the whole topic/post for all I care. CB

THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence Before the senior lady replied, I'm wondering, then, Just how serious is my condition Because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'...' *********************** An older gentleman was On the operating table Awaiting surgery And he insisted that his son, A renowned surgeon, Perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, He asked to speak to his son 'Yes, Dad, what is it? ' 'Don't be nervous, son; Do your best And just remember, If it doesn't go well, If something happens to me, Your mother Is going to come and Live with you and your wife....' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point When you stop lying about your age And start bragging about it. --------------------------------- (My favorite) The older we get, The fewer things Seem worth waiting in line for. --------------------------------- Some people Try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way And some of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied And would like to go back to youth, Think of Algebra. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know you are getting old when Everything either dries up or leaks. ------------------------------- One of the many things No one tells you about aging Is that it is such a nice change From being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, But being old is comfortable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First you forget names, Then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when You forget to pull it down. --------------------------------- Long ago When men cursed And beat the ground with sticks, It was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two old guys Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart When they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, And I guess I wasn't paying attention To where I was going. The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too ...' I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate' The first old guy says, 'Well, Maybe I can help you find her .... What does she look like?' 'The second old guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, With red hair, Blue eyes, Long legs, And is wearing short shorts .. What does your wife look like?' To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.' ********************* Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder, And, Your hand over my mouth! KEY TO LOVING LIFE IS LAUGHTER AND A SMILE

As MM has tried to explain several times, her name is PIN, not "PING". My god when will all you muppets get it right? ROFLMAO

Make sure you don't have any liquid in your mouth when you are watching this or you'll be spittin it out your noses. Check out this chick on YOUTUBE, she is hilarious.

YEAH RIGHT, TIT!!!!!

Not so good, they charge you for both outgoing and return flights, still adds up to about the same or more than Thai Airways from LAX straight to BKK. The one I looked at as LAX to BKK via HKG. Sure it looks good when you first start searching, but not so good when you get the reservation page.

I've heard some really good things about the Beefeaters. Here is a link to some reviews on Tripadvisor: http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews...er-Pattaya.html

Maybe not so funny, but something to think about anyhow. CB

Here you go!

Good Question Joe, I was wondering the same thing?