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Great answer Stinky - not a laugh in sight! Well done! AC P.S. I know FA about anything - I'm just bored shitless back in baking France with the aircon on. My bastard friends drank all my beer last night. P.P.S. I was pretty sure you'd get a decent answer sponio - good choice of forum.

Deb and I just looked at a newly-opened Indian restaurant menu on the port about 300 metres from our house. They are charging 18 euros for Chicken Tikka Masala. No Brit on holiday is going to pay that (about 5-8% of the holidaymakers here are Brits) so they must be aiming for the rest.... I enjoyed Bob's BBQ (think I have eaten there 4 times in 5 trips) because it meant I didn't have to go to the States. No idea if it was expensive. Sometimes it was good - when Bob was there - sometimes less good. Exotic food is just that.... exotic food. Happy to agree to disagree. Also, everything is always for sale... depends on the price. But you've probably all heard that one. Good luck to the gentleman - you only live once. Andy Cap

Well done Stinky with your 2556 posts for putting this "newbie" (perhaps not...) with his one post right. You're someone people can always rely on it appears.... hope you didn't hurt yourself laughing. (Yes, I think I mean that...). Tell us a bit of your story sponio and maybe you'll get a bit more positivity - who knows? (You aren't a very very bored stinky are you? No, that would be too weird) We had a room at Selina Place (Google it) for 9,500 pm plus electricity and water. That apparently isn't cheap, but will allow you to plod the streets searching for the 5K room that you are looking for... If you can't afford that get back to the country you come from and start again. That's my bit of help. Up to you. Andy Cap

Same in Italy and France. You win it once, you're supposed to win it again..... unnerstan'! Players whose only means of expression is their feet suddenly have feet of clay and want to go on telly and radio and talk about their "souffrance" (Ribery), tell the manager he's a cunt (Anelka, he's never done THAT before - could be true...) - I assume that's what he said, no one seems to know... really, enjoy their fans booing (Rooney - well if they're booing, they ain't your fans Wayne...duh!) and then say sorry that they noticed it, or come over all captainy and sweaty with it (Shagger Terry). Alternatively, just play shite and shut up - the Italians and the Brazilians..... The plot thickens... I'm off to the pub (Johnny Wokkers - the Europub in Cap d'Agde - naked women and Warsteiner - one out of two ain't bad...) Happy Sunday Andy Cap

"The Champions of the World have been held..." This is now my team - England is out of my league - Flo will give me a slap but I don't care... AC

Match at 83 mins - 1-1 - Italians can't score a goal in open play against these guys.... PLEASE let them get through..... Given me back my faith in football. Go and buy Pattaya Pete a glass of dry white at the PBG.... Just my tenpenneth Andy Cap

"I Gotta Feeling" - Black Eyed Peas..... Mrs Cap heard it the day before yesterday at a bar here and said "Ahhhh PATTAYA!" .. more good nights than bad nights without a doubt. I usually got a really good feeling ....wehey Andy Cap

Bugger!

Gary (englishinsiam) you really are a little shit-stirrer aren't you. You've got our American friends at each other's throats now... The link didn't work for me... but I think Mr. Obama's birth and life is well enough documented elsewhere for people to study and learn. By the way, I am also a muslim, just not a 'nutty' one. And I'm obviously not devout.... Andy Cap

OK got the directions. AC

Now there's a thought - straight after soi 6 then. And Hanuman's Dirty Corner is where Spicy Martin? D might pass on the Som Tam though.. Ta Andy Cap

Aha more education - and I thought it was east of Sukhumvit before. Thanks F.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. AC

Saw you out on your bike yesterday Gman and may I say how much I enjoyed seeing you. I also greatly enjoyed the above post which I think is your best one so far.. Live and let live.. Cheers Andy Cap

Is this soi Khaotalo on the darkside Kung Fu boy? Means we can't go, you see. Just a precision needed for us tourists.. Ta AC

If we get funny posts from BMs like this, let the guy post......... the world needs eccentrics, and none of us is normal... The guy has a voice and a forum. I can live with that. Don't have to agree with him. Andy Cap

Yeh I know that lovedog but what will Adam sayif I stand him up? I think ALL THREE will have to be done. AC

Flippin' 'eck. Can't you guys get a calendar committee together? Hammer's Bar Crawl 45 bht beer promo at Babydolls Misty's 2nd birthday ALL ON THE SAME NIGHT? You'll be the death of me.....(but what a way to go....) At least I've got a nurse in tow.. Happy Birthday - if we don't get there - but based on "Flo"'s love of Misty's girls I think we probably will.... Cheers Andy Cap

Thanks for that update Alf - we'll be in to see your team next week - wheels up Sunday. Make sure you keep taking it easy. Thinking of you Andy and Deb

Dare say her ladyship and I will be in after the FLB crawl.... Cheers Andy Cap

Don't cry - not as if it's the only place to stay in that area.... Andy Cap

It's NOT my fault.

I drink moderately but I think it's the "every day" that could end up being my problem! Hardly ever get drunk. I didn't come to live in France to be tee-total that's for sure. Keep taking the Allopurinol for the uric acid and the Crestor for the cholesterol. Red wine lowers the cholesterol (and blood sugar apparently diabetics) but increases the uric acid - bugger eh? Andy Cap

We are staying at Selina Place http://www.selinaplace.com/services.html next month if the cloud lifts - their suite rooms have a kitchen 15K bht p/m. Andy Cap

Proletarian Andy Cap speaks about alcohol.... I had a nice Kwak beer in the proper glass around lunchtime. Now the sun is thinking about setting I'm going to have a Duvel but in a Leffe glass. You can't have everything. And it's about time I unlocked my bike from the garden fence. Maybe tomorrow because I've had a little alcohol today. Oh no, I've got to go to work tomorrow - damn it! Wehey! Andy Cap P.S. Sorry, nothing about Pattaya in my post - but nothing in the OP either.