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A further thought here - on your last day make sure that you empty the safe well before you are due to leave. Another member had problems with his safe at the RG one night. They had to send to Bangkok to get an engineer to sort out the problem. As he had his tg with him at the time, I'm sure he found a way to pass the time Alan

I looked at Air France last year but there would have been a 6 hour (as far as I can remember) wait at CDG. Not long enough to go into Paris and too long to hang around an airport. Alan

Thanks for the suggestions Torrenova and Brian but I have now ascertained that it was indeed a virus. In fact, I received a warning e-mail about it from Trend Micro who offer free virus checks on your PC. Whilst I was unable to use my Norton software to get an update, I was able to download a fix from their web-site which found and destroyed it. I'm not sure how this virus got onto my PC and can only think it was contained in an e-mail even though I didn't open any attqchments. Stringing the cunt who developed this virus up by the balls would be too kind - something a bit more painfull

Hi guys, A similar problem to the one that Growler had but possibly more fatal I hope that one of you IT experts out there can help me with what could be a potentially fatal problem with my PC. Shortly after switching on, I get message after message after message ad infinitum that I or a programme has requested access. My ISP (AOL) gives me a warning beforehand and if I cancel one, the next one pops up almost immediately. My internet settings are set to never dial out and my anti virus software (Norton) is up to date – updated only 2 days ago. A virus check revealed nothing an

As has been said in other posts on this topic, the troubles in the south of Thailand are due to ethnic quarrels rather than being due to differences in religion. There again, that won't stop some people who don't give a shit about others from jumping on the anti-Muslim bandwagon. I wouldn't say that a similar atrocity to the Bali bombing Can't happen in Pattaya but I think it's unlikely. As always, you are far more likely to be killed trying to cross 2nd Road, Beach Road or Naklua Road in Pattaya than falling foul of terrorist activity. Alan

I've never had a problem with my Vodafone pay as you go mobile - apart from the fucking excessive charge that they make. Think I would buy a Thai sim card if i was going to be using the phone a lot - don't think I need to get the phone unlocked as I only bought the phone and transferred the Sim card from my old phone into the new one Alan

I was walking home from the local supermarket when a car pulls up beside me and an American female asked for directions to a certain street. It happened to be the street where I live and after giving her directions, I mentioned that I was going there. She then asked me if I wanted a ride. Naturally I accepted but she was just asking whether I wanted a lift Another word that has a different meaning depending on which side of the Atlantic you live is "fanny". Alan

Naked Hillbilly Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the

Thanks for that, Doggie - Looks like I'll have to join PSC when I eventually retire Alan

Where is the Pattaya Bowling Green? I won't be in town for the Rideher Cup but this sounds like a fun way to pass some time once I retire (next year ). Also, anyone know what their fees are? Alan

Sounds like a lot of fun Shame I won't be in Pattaya when it's on this year. Will need to work on my tee shots before next years competition though or I could be playing quite a few 2nd shots with my trousers round my ankles Think I could also have a very good chance of winning the prize for the shortest drive or the furthest from the pin competition Playing in a 4 ball after work one evening over the Eden course in St. Andrews, I managed to leave myself a 4 feet putt for a birdie (I holed it ) thanks to a somewhat fortunate bounce off a gorse bush! Alan

All I can say is Thank Fuck that Liechtenstein are not in the same group as Scotland. It seems that that cunt Vogts is determined not to resign so the sooner the SFA get their fucking act together and kick his arse out the door the better. Alan

Don't Hit the Ball A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golfbag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you e

Thanks for correcting my memory, Growler Alan

I bought a pack of 4 Cialis 20mg pills at a pharmacy/clinic on Pratamnak Road (the extenstion of 2nd Road heading towards Jomtien) for 2,000 baht last year. They also had the generic variety in stock for a lower price. I/m a bit surprised that you had trouble finding the real stuff as I had understood from previous threads that Cialis was readily available from most pharmacists. I'll be back for my supply when I arrive. 45 days, 18 hours, 42 minutes and 13 seconds and counting Alan

The Bamboo Bar on South Pattaya Road, close to Walking Street is also pretty good. Alan

I've treated myself to BA's World Traveller plus for my flight to Bangkok in November. Including my flights between Edinburgh and Heathrow, the total cost came to a bit over £1,000 though that was after a 10% discount as a shareholder. The 2-4-2 configuration should be better and should give more leg room etc but I'll report back on this once I'm in Pattaya. The return flight arrives at Heathrow at about 5.30 in the morning and I'm booked on the 7.00 shuttle to Edinburgh so can't see how they say you need 4 - 6 hours to transfer from Terminal 4 to Terminal 1 . My luggage will be checke

Now these GPS guided balls could save me a small fortune if I take up golf again. Only question is - how accurate is the GPS here? though $200 is a bit expensive especially when I am more than capable of putting a nice cut in the ball with my first shot Alan

Ashnoy, you're right about getting some lessons over here but unfortunately since I decided to opt out of the rat race I was in and back into a different much lower paid one, I can't really afford these AND come back to Pattaya in November. Also most of my clubs must be well over 40 years old now though a couple of them have newer heads on them though. I do like Wobbly's suggestion of playing a couple of rounds at the Phoenix and hiring a set of clubs BEFORE I splash out on a new set, which might never get used if my game is even worse than previously. If I do go for new clubs, my t