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Oh crap. Can't argue with that logic, guess I'll have to give up beer. Wonder if I'll get more erections if I quit? My sex life is expensive enough already

Twenty years ago I spent a month traveling all over Thailand and mongering. I spent $1,000 USD, not counting my flight here and back. I stayed another month traveling Asia, part of that time back in Thailand, and spent another $800 USD I wasn't backpacking either. Always stayed in an air-con hotel, traveled first class by rail, flew economy, and took VIP buses. I believe the most expensive lady I took was $8 USD on Patpong. I limited my time in BKK, I spent to much there, and didn't come to Pattaya. I visited a friend at the time, staying in Chang Mai, and living well on $600 a month. That was when I decided that I would retire here. I think that things have changed. LOL, Considerably. My best deal was a hotel in Jakarta, air-con for 50 cents a night. It was really a dollar, but a gorgeous Columbian girl came in right after me wanting a room, and it was the only room left. It was a big room with two beds so the owner said "Why don't you share it" It took me all of a nanosecond to say sure, that's OK with me. A crappy hotel in Singapore was the most expensive, I forget the price, but I remember it was two or three times the price of a nicer hotel in Thailand.

The boomerang on Soi Arunathi. That's probably spelled wrong, the soi that carrfour is on.

I have magnum XL condoms shipped in from the internet. Can't find them here. Not had any problems, yet. I do have a friend that is a big guy, he can't find underwear to fit him here. He ordered some online and customs charged him as much as they cost, plus the shipping. I guess it's a hit or miss.

Hey Ken I missed the first one, I'd love to make this one, and have a friend who just arrived this week that wants to go too. Do you have any space left?

I've seen the same places as you posted, and then some more. I take notice because I want a business. The first rule of business Location, Location, Location. Second, price, don't pay so much that a profit can't be made. Every place I see for sale, is either a bad location, way over priced, or both. Like you said about the one, the problem is getting customers to go up the stairs. The last tenants there couldn't get anyone to go up. How much is a business worth that doesn't have customers? The one sign you showed, 1 million BHT, is key money, plus they want monthly rent. It is behind another bar that I think would have a hard time paying that much rent with the few customers it has. A bar in back has little chance of ever making it. My guess is the owner will rent it, the business will fail in a few months, and the owner having rent paid in advance, will have 10 months to find another fool with out losing a single bht. In a bad economy, those paying to much, or in a bad location will go under first. That does somewhat help the other business, as the customer base will move somewhere else. It seems like the good deals, or good locations sell with out ever going on the market. I'd have given my eye teeth to know that Molly Malone's was up for sale. I have seen some other good ones, but they were way out of my budget, and sold quick. Such is business in Pattaya.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975.. WHY DO YOU ASK?' 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT _SS, GREY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???

LOL I don't see it ever being completed. Three months work in the states. What has it been here, three years and still not done?

Two weeks with money is much more fun than 12 weeks of living like Cheap Charlie. I would suggest staying two, or three weeks and live it up. Ya you can stay in a cheap room, but that's what they are, a cheap room, noisy, dirty, pealing paint, and who knows as neighbors. You can go to a cheap bar that has cheap beer, but the ladies are not as nice looking, or as young, and no air-con. Going the cheap way, probably leaves taking two or three ladies at a time out. Personally I like that. You would probably have to give up any venue that has live music. Skip eating in a nice restaurant, or seeing a Thai boxing, scuba diving, or even a trip to one of the islands. I think being a two week millionaire is much more fun

I stayed there one night several months ago. I thought it was way overpriced for what it was. I went down the street and found a place nicer and with free internet for 500 Bht less. It was also with out a pool, but I don't use the pool anyway.

Are you really that stupid?? bills are sponsored because people want the bill, not because the politician does. In the republican case, it would be because big business wants it. Still, politicians do what those that support them want. Women want political correctness, and pressure the politicians. I should add, it is not just women, minorities push for political correctness also. Both have their own agenda. Why should a Jew, Hindu, Muslim, Scientoligest, or anyone else have your religion shoved down their throat? Because Christianity is the majority religion in America? Great, glad you answered that way. The majority voted for Obama. Start supporting your president, and his policies. Not to would make you a traitor huh?

Typically it's women that push political correctness. That and a few ass sucker men trying to impress those women. You know that, but just wanted to take a cheap shot at democrats. Belittling democrats is much more important to you than something like,, truth.

Pocket Tazer > Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately y on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative? IT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! P.s... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!

I moved to P72 on walking street. I liked it a lot, and stayed a while there. The only problem there, is, if I made it back to the room early, I had to listen to Lucifer's until they closed. After having enough of that noise, I moved to the Dream, on 2nd road, and the soi that P72 is on. It was owned by the same people and the room was exactly the same for 200Bht less. No noise, and the same good service. I stayed there for a couple of months, with a trip home in-between. The one thing I didn't like about the Dream hotel was the 300 Bht they charge for bring a second lady to the room. At least they give an extra pillow and towel with the charge. Still, it is the best value I've found in Pattaya. There is an old side, and a new side. The new side is more, but the rooms are exactly the same. I stayed in the old side.

I stayed there for several weeks. They were big and nice apts. They would not rent at their advertised prices though. I wanted a monthly rate, they claimed that I could only rent weekly because they were full, and all the rooms were rented out. . At a higher rate of course. I was the only person on the 4th floor. Each week I had to change rooms. "Because the room I was in was reserved, and rented" I went downstairs one day, and there wad a group of people at the desk, and the woman there was explaining what room each person was going to move into. The whole thing was a scam to get the higher weekly rate. One other problem, they have a parking lot, that I could park my motorcycle in. However, being walking street, I had to have the motorcycle in the lot by 7pm, and could not use it for the night. Evenings what what I needed the motorcycle for. They don't have internet either. I moved to a nice place, with usable parking, and internet for 100bht less a day. I've even found better since. Unless you are French, and just want to be around your countrymen, I'd pass.

Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 1, 2009 RE: Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family, Patty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 2, 2009 RE: Gala Holiday Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now? Happy Holidays to you and your family, Patty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 3, 2009 RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody? And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy. REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Company Memo FROM:Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director To:All Employees DATE: October 4, 2009 RE: Generic Holiday Party What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry. We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food. The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first. There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!? Patty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All F*%^ing Employees DATE: October 5, 2009 RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, The B*tch from H*ll!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Company Memo FROM:Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director DATE: October 6, 2009 RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Happy Holidays! Joan

Looks like he heard all that he needed to :)

A teacher was using Lifesavers to help children Identify Colors... The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red........................Cherry Yellow....................Lemon Green ....................Lime Orange ...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room

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Update. When I walked in, there was only one customer, not much of a grand opening I thought. I saw lots of people stop and read the sign's on the front, and then walk in. By the time I left it was 2/3 full. This is a nice place. Air-con, clean, nicely decorated, very comfortable chairs, good music video's playing and they were not for 20 somethings and so loud ya can't talk, just good background music. Food was good, and a value. I had one problem, my bill seemed high when I paid it, so I asked again to see it again, the staff talked about it for a couple of minutes and then brought me out 99 bht with an explanation that they thought my girlfriend had eaten two meals, one Thai meal, and an all you can eat meal. I will go back again, and may even become a regular if the other meals are as good as the one I had. There were only 6 Thai dishes, but my girlfriend said it was a good selection.

It just so happens that I'm hungry right now. I think I'll jump on the motorbike and try it out.