dontheturner

Credit to you Sir! The best laugh I have enjoyed for days. Don

[ Ignore Joe, as I wish he would ignore this thread. It is a subject worth discussing. For example he could have suggested that printer cartridges can be refilled in Thailand easily instead of his usual 'Thais are perfect as they are' speech. They do recycle quite well, I actually sell all my old cans and bottles to someone who comes round in a truck. If I were to put them in the trash cans someone would come remove them and scatter all the other rubbish in the street. Thanks for that - my thoughts exactly. We recycle all we can too, Two ladies came around here, with a truck, and g

Car tryes, are ALL recycled in the UK,. There is a huge plant in Coalport Shropshiore that recycles them

You neither know me, nor know of me. So please do not assume. it takes one, to know one.

To save any further embarrassment, to you, please feel free to message me, privately, should you so wish, when being the gentleman, that I have been brought up to be, I will try my best to help, with your progressive grammar education, and accommodate you- to the best of my ability. Yours, very sincerely, Don

Maybe, Joe, it is because you do not know me - so I shall excuse your ignorance. I have been using computers, from college, onwards, and started with a Plus 4.- Guess you wont know what that is! You sir, are very very uneducated. I just did not realise the lady's name. Her singing was fantastic, as all good listeners found out when she began to sing. Sorry about your day, not being a very good one. Don

Here in Ubon, folks, just light a bonfire, any old time, so you have to shut all the windows. The other thing which most annoys me, I have two large laser printers, one for Black, the other for colour, and when in the UK, could recycle the cartridges, which are of very large size, by free posting, back to the company, but not here in Thailand - they know nothing about it.

When you live in Issan, as I do, you seriously wonder what part Thailand is playing, in cutting ''greenhouse gasses'' Any BM's noticed, the traffic emissions ( Especially in Bangkok) ? This topic is up for discussion, by World leaders, shortly, in Copenhagen. I get the regular twitter from 10 Downing Street ( Mostly Boring) but this made me think: Quote::: World leaders must agree to cut global greenhouse gas emissions by at least half by 2050 when they meet at the Copenhagen climate conference in December, the Government has said. The Prime Minister sai

When you live in Issan, as I do, you seriously wonder what part Thailand is playing, in cutting ''greenhouse gasses'' Any BM's noticed, the traffic emissions ( Especially in bangkok) ? This topic is up for discussion, by World leaders, shortly, in Copenhagen. I get the regular twitter from 10 Downing Street ( Mostly Boring) but this made me think: Quote::: World leaders must agree to cut global greenhouse gas emissions by at least half by 2050 when they meet at the Copenhagen climate conference in December, the Government has said. The Prime Minister sai

Been here since 2006. Is she the older lady who was singing, as I cannot get british TV?

See how you can miss the news here in the backwaters? didn't even know he was still alive, let alone living in Scotland!

Since no one from the UK will know what the lady looks like - (never heard of her) we need to see a shot of her, please!

Cheaper and much more entertaining to get the females out of Robinsons, Naked , on a treadmill, and I will come over, and prod them along (Aslo naked of course - and I have a big 'un) Horny old goat.

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic bin bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag...' 'Damn!' says the little old lady....'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!' 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the policeman. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back garden backs onto the car

That could have been a joke - but believe me, Lazy Bobby, would never walk up the stairs! ALWAYS, jumped onto the starlift!-(Had a poodle too, but she would not use it.) I had a heart attack, in 1982, and changed my life, and no chest pains since. Royal Air Force, purchased the Stairlift, and presented it to me.- now removed, and the house is rented out.

Papillon, You sure can read my mind - I just love those bloody milky bars! - just imported some tins of......wait for it! John West RED salmon - awesome! - Papillon, if you tell me you can play, a rather large, New Electronic organ, Then come soon.!

Well. Papillon, I might be - you never know- You see= I have never worn a condom in my life - and I am fertile! And can prove it!

Wow! Thank you too! Yes - on the City limits of Birmingham - and saw some fun too! but now? well 79 next month, and still suffering thsse awful hard - ons!!! particularly when looking at ladyboy cocks - and I don't know why....perhaps its the tits.

I am, a dyed in the wool, old old Englishman, and I would follow the teachings, of my old Mother ( Bless her), from during the War, Yes buy the meat, take it, home, wash it, then soak it in Vinegar & Water, before cooking and eating - no problems.

I am fairly new here, and TOTALLY heterosexual. But please, tell me, are you in Charge? If not what is it to do with you? Horny old Goat, aged 78 - Quiet, Sonny.

Use Macro every month, here in Ubon. getting the card, is a matter, of showing a drive licence. or ID card. No problem

Oh! Dear! Perhaps I have been on a different page to everyone else.. I was given to understand, there is a government website, offering I think it is £500 for every installation that some enterprise will install outside of Bangkok. A company in Bangkok have been making them for about two years now, but are not big enough to spread their installation network across Thailand. or am I wrong? I would stand corrected.

I did say, Tesco, where you watch the card constantly. Not some back street shop. Also, since I live in LOS, I have no alternative but to buy Air tickets here, but the price is higher than if you were in the UK! Also because of the exchange rate, if you ever have to leave Thailand, and head home, how do you propose moving your funds back to UK?

How strange - no other BM's bothered to check them out - not many of them to the pound, I don't think. But then, perhaps they prefer to study the dick on LB 'Mint' - been well pumped, you can tell, for sure

Another thrilling moment?