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Everything posted by SmellyFarang
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No pics from the balcony view since I never spent any time out there. But here's one showing the balcony with built in ceiling fan & electrical outlets; the only times I went on it was to reel in curious TGs who wanted to see the view. You do have a limited view of the ocean & city when you're right next to the railing, but if the view is a priority you probably want a condo on the south side of the building (which Dancewatchers also has). With the addition of the hotel on top of the mall, I doubt even the top floors on the north side have a decent view these days.
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Yes, but isn't it ironic that the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette doesn't contain any actual examples of irony? Thus, I nominate Alanis Morissette as being the living embodiment of an oxymoron
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www.2girls1cup.com or if you prefer asian girls www.2girls1finger.com Be sure to eat a big meal first
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I just received my check from www.AccessAmerica.com from a trip last year when I was hospitalized with an infection (IV antiobiotics, etc). The claim process was a hassle, but mainly due to my "primary" health insurance company. You first have to submit your claim to you primary insurance, and in my case SEVERAL MONTHS LATER my USA insurer (Assurant) finally applied my charges to my "international out of network" deductible (a separate category with a $6,000 deductible). During the wait AccessAmerica sent me a letter saying they had closed my claim due to no response. But once I d
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It literally only takes a minute to pop your old HD into an external enclosure, so you can bring your HD into a store and ask them to do that while you watch. They don't need to plug it into a computer, so you ensure nobody snoops around on your HD by taking it into a back room or anything. And it's worth spending an afternoon to get familiar with 3 key utilities to protect yourself: http://www.internet-track-eraser.com - erase Internet tracks & low-level "link" files (Windows records filenames of every file you access like pics, etc) http://www.truecrypt.org - encryption (fr
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No, putting the price in the OP makes it an advertisement instead of a review. Any BMs interested are perfectly capable of looking at DWs website to get pricing & all the other details (well, MOST BMs at least are capable ) And yes, your teethmarks are still visible on my ass from your warm welcome earlier this year when I posted my first review
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I don't think trip reports & reviews qualify as "spam" on a monger's board. Though I was concerned when I didn't see you reply to my earlier Whitehouse review thread that you didn't love me anymore But I'm now reassured with the knowledge that my reviews continue to get your panties in a twist & trigger such entertaining Tourette syndrome responses that give me the warm 'n fuzzies and proper motivation to diligently post reviews from my future trips as well.
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Dancewatchers.com added a new condo to their inventory at View Talay 6 (next to Central Festival Mall, one of the best locations in Pattaya) just in time for my trip in December. A buddy & I were happy dealing with Dancewatchers for a previous trip, and I posted a review that discussed what I considered the various advantages of dealing with them (American husband of owner, could pay with credit card, etc) so I won’t repeat that here and will just focus in the new condo. Below is a link to my previous review of Dancewatchers if you want to see those details: "Review: 1 Month Condo Fr
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Just a quick warning to BMs looking at the White House condotel on Soi 13. They heavily promote their ADSL internet on their signs, brochures and website. But they stopped offering ADSL a while ago and now only provide *unsecured* wireless. So if you're looking for a secure, fast internet connection - look elsewhere. http://www.whitehousecondotel.com/
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White still ain't right, but everything is better with ice cream - especially during a sultry early afternoon on Beach Road...
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So I'm stalking hot TGs enjoying a quiet walk through Central Festival Mall when, for some reason, I'm suddenly struck by the urge for an ice cream Note the loving attention and quiet concentration as she applies to the cream on top
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This trip I tried the FastTrack VIP service at the airport, and it was worth the 1,400B. They have a rep meet you at the gate along with a porter to take your bags, and they escort you to the VIP Customs area to clear your passport. There was no line and zero wait. Once the porter picks up your check bags you go through the final bag screening. This VIP service often gets you waived through without checking your bags, but apparently my bags were suspiciously heavy so they still xrayed them. I was sweating a bit because I decide to bring *a lot* of "toys" with me this trip (as lovel
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+1 After traveling a lot more for business in recent years, these days I've learned to be a lot less shy about tearing drivers a new asshole when they are being idiots and risking my life. A couple years ago I was taking a taxi to Chicago's airport and I had a "Crazy Ivan" driver from Russia who started the drive by blatently running a red light (not "just changed from yellow", he actually had to avoid oncoming cars that were already pulling into the intersection). Where it got interesting was when I told the drive in a calm, reasonable voice that I had a lot of time before
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I see your fairy tale story, and raise you the realities of real-life...
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Where are all my fellow pervs when I need them? Does this board only cater to the more conservative "lights out, missionary position only, and NO TALKING" kind of crowd? Where is everyone's sense of adventure and thrill for the unknown? Surely at least those of you brave enough to buy dinner at the food carts could also try a taste of the more exotic "love accessories" ? Apparently I'll have to hang out on the Martha Stewart Living board to find the *really* adventurous spirits
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A while back I started a thread asking for tips on hotels that provide "sex swings", stripper poles & other fun accessories, but the results were disappointingly sparse: Hotels With Stripper Poles, Swings & Exotic "accessories"? One just has to Google "sex furniture" to see tons of creative, exotic examples that seem like they would add a lot of unique value to hotels and help them stand out from the "we have wi-fi!" crowd. And a lot of these look pretty cheap - I think a hotel could even have some custom ones built locally for dirt-cheap just from the pics. Below is a good exam
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Hm, it could possibly be a wetware issue. Have you happend to notice a correlation of these "outages" with when you had the crack pipe actually in your hand as opposed to resting benignly on the side of your desk?
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Crazy Baht Bus drivers - your story?
SmellyFarang replied to SmellyFarang's topic in General Discussion about Pattaya
Now, now, this is a supporing thread for my other comment on the "A thai family on a motorbike" thead - basically underscoring my point that it doesn't matter how skilled one may be on a bike when you have so many crazy Thai drivers around you. I did actually search for my original thread first, but the search function seems to have inconsistent results and couldn't find my OP. So, if nothing else, you can consider this a public service posting -
Crazy Baht Bus drivers - your story?
SmellyFarang posted a topic in General Discussion about Pattaya
So we hop a Baht Bus from Jomtien to WS with the usual afternoon traffic and crazy moterbikes zipping around everywhere. I happen to glance down through the back window and notice the driver is not only “steering” with his knees, he has his head down and is intently concentrating on some mesmerizing task that requires not only both hands, but apparently his full, undivided attention that couldn’t be bothered with such distractions as actually looking out the windshield. What is this urgent, fascinating task you ask? Apparently he decided that driving through heavy traffic was the ideal tim