Lucifer007

Why anyone in their right mind would bring a real Breitling to Thailand is beyond me. If it's the real thing. If it isn't get another one, that fits, from the market.

I love Kufta and Souvlaki, but how anyone in their right minds can eat a Donor, is beyond me. Thanks Ahbi.

8-10 weeks is not nearly enough to find out about life abroad, let alone Pattaya. Any chance of renting out your house in the UK and living off the rent in Pattaya for, say, a year?

When you think it's ok to buy a pair of jeans at Marks and Spencers. The stretchy ones.

...any reason to be racist?

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Thai Airlines now weighing luggage AND passengers.

Pig farmers in the Pattaya area have confirmed that a few pigs have escaped. Please inform the authorities if you find them.

Chicken/ egg. Onion Bhaji and papadom

I have, and we do.

Don't you have any friends nearby? My parents go away every year for about 4-5 months in the winter. I go to their house two or three times a month, use their phone a few times, use the electricity and gas. In general make it look as if its being used. Had to make one claim, when someone attempted to break in. No problem with insurance.

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.. 'Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000' the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.. The old man seeing this said, 'W

It can be costly, making such sweeping remarks. Best to ask someone who's gone through the whole process.

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]I am a bit at a loss here trying to make a connection with the original post. Are the catholic school girls or something?[/size] No. But you can never have enough photos of girls with their tits out.

..and two five year olds.

It gets worse.... Stoke-on-Trent City Council have said ''Swimming lessons should stop during Ramadan to ensure Muslim pupils do not swallow water. WTF!!

I shudder to think what the Mullahs are doing to the little bays and girls back in Pakistan.

From today's BBC website: Police in the Thai resort of Pattaya have questioned Russian musician Mikhail Pletnev over allegations of sex with an under-age boy. Confronted by police in a restaurant, Mr Pletnev could be heard saying: "I never had sex with a boy." The Grammy award-winning pianist and conductor was released on bail after questioning and a search of his home. His orchestra said no charges had been brought against him, he had not been arrested and he was not in custody. The detective in charge of the case, Lt Col Omsin Sukkankha, told Russian news agency Ria-Novos

I think in four years time we should play it on paper. Hold a pen or pencil, point down on a piece of paper and flick the bottom of the pen/pencil.... ...on second thoughts we'd loose at that too.

USA...wins.....

By intravenous drip.

The phrase, whooped his ass, comes to mind. In the mid 70's, five top Kung-Fu fighters from Hong Kong came to Bangkok to fight(organised) Thai Boxers. Within TWO minutes they were all knocked out.

Perhaps he can work in a florist.