Stinky

I tip the blokes 10 baht if they clean my windows. If they don'f clean them, they don't get SHIT! Why should I tip them for doing the job they are paid to do?

Yes sir, it is. In a small Soi across from Forum Shopping Chinburi.

Not the same place sir. The 900 baht place is different. The rooms are shite, but the girls are okay. If you want to bring some lads up for the 900 baht place let me know, and I will guide you.

Galaxy Entertainment Complex. It is located at the intersectiom where you turn to go to Bangsaen Beach on Sukhumvit Road. Last I checked, it was 1,900 for a normal girl, and 2,000 for a sideliner upstairs. I could be off by a couple hundred baht?

Not lately. But that could be because I use a 500 baht Chinese piece of crap phone now. I do not want to carry the iPhone to work and crack the screen again. That is 10k baht everytime it happens. My point is, you wont find any places here in Chonburi that will do dance contests here with neked girls and monger with their faces in places that they shouldn't be. The locals are much more civilized in their mongering around here. The closest thing to a dance contest is going to be the coyote dancers on the 1st level of Galaxy Entertainment Complex. They are not naked, and if you touch them in a way they don't like, you will be out on your ass pretty fast.

I highly doubt your bar crawlers would be entertained with the establishments here. The locals here might just sort them out as well, when they start showing their ass as they do on other bar crawls. We are civilized mongers up here.

Using the gears as a brake is deffo not good on the valve train. If you don't mind replacing you engine, by all means use the gears as a brake.

It is just not in your face like Pattaya, and not on the same scale. You wont find many dark skinned Essahn girls in the trade here. Thai guys want white skinned girls. I like them that way, so it suits me.

Yes you are correct. But don't let the secret out, or it will be ruined hahaha!

Oh but it does my friend. It absolutely does. How does a 900 baht 90 minute soapy sound to you? How about what most would consider one of the top Soapies in all of Thailand? How about 500 baht short times with freelancers? How about Thai massage places where you can get full service? Coyote dancers? Karokee girls?

I also enjoy slowing down, rolling down the window, and laughing and giving the Thais a thumbs up, when I seen them looking at their cars wondering how the one ran into the back of the other. Bwahahahaha! PRICELESS!

My accountant people are not the type to help fagang.

Fair enough. I just don't see the increase from 7% I used to pay to the now 20%+. How is my life here better than before?

Do we pay taxes for the great roadways? The great Schools? The great military? I am just wondering what I get for my tax money?

Thais are eliginble for free medical after the age of 55 I beleive?

Do farangs get the same help as Thai's when they pay taxe for multiple years working here?...................NOPE!

Why does it say on my pay slip that I pay 28,500 baht in taxes?

When I am old and can not work, will the Thai goverment take care of me with all the Social Taxes I have paid in? NOPE! The will tell me to fuck off home.

120K is fast enough don't you think? Why is there a need to go faster than this? I love it when you are pissed at me. It shows me how much you really love me.

Well, when applying for a house loan recently, my wife was told that becasue she is married to a farang that she would be rejected. I found this to be not to my liking. There is no reason for her to be rejected, when people that make far less that us as a household get approved for a loan. I then went to the bank, and informed the man in charge that I would be removing all my money from his bank. To this, he was not too bothered. I know, my money is not big like the high rollers. The next day, I went to the bank in question, and removed all my money. I then deposited it into another bank. A week later, the manager of the bank called and said that he had made a mistake, and that our loan would be put back into cue for approval. I assume this is because I removed all my money from his bank, and declared that his bank would never see another satang of my money again. HSBC was more than happy to receive my money into a new account. I swore that a Thai bank would never see another satang of my money, for no other reason than being racist cunts. I pay 20% tax to the Thai governement. For what? When I have no work, or am too old to work, they will tell me to piss off home. If it wasn't for being married, and having children, it would be 30%. I need to pay 30% for the privelage to be treated like shit in their country? The old saying still holds true, the only way to motivate a Thai, is to mess with their money. Why should I be held to different standards that a Thai, when I pay MORE taxes than they do, without any benefits? When in Thailand, do as the Thai's do. Why should it be any different?

Having been in Thailand for going on 11 years now, I find myself amusing myself in strange ways. I was wondering if I am strange, or if others do the same? 1) Stopping into the local 7-11 every morning for my breakfast, I find something strange. Thai people will go and get their things, and then leave them at the counter while they go and find other things to purchase. On several occasions, the cashier has not noticed them putting their things on the counter. So, I procede to purchase the items the people had left waiting at the cashiers station, even though I really didn't want them. I wonder what the Thai people thought when they came back to find their things gone? Bwahahahaha! 2) Driving down the motorway. Does anyone else like to play "the blocking game" with people that think they are too busy to wait in line to get past slower traffic? I like to bait them, and at the last moment, speed up and block them in behind the slower traffic. Great fun!\ 3) Acting like you can't understand or speak Thai language, just to hear the locals murder the English language? Great fun as well. 4) Messing with the police when they pull you over for no reason, and making them so flustered about not being able to tell me what they thing I did wrong, that they just wave me to go. Love this! 5) Cutting in cue at stores as the Thais do, because they can't wait in line. This really baffles them, and I just think it is bliss. 6) Bargaining with the locals. Just using very shrewd bargaining tactics to the point that it gets them uneasy, and then walking away with no intention to make the purchase. Am I strange? Does anyone else enjoy similar things?

You got to remember that you are dealing with Porkpiss here. One of the most notorious bullshit artists that was ever produced on RockHouse Live Forum.

There is always Soi 6 to bring you back to reality.

The Yamaha Fino is a piece of junk. I would not recommend anyone waste their money on this pile of shit.

I knew there was something about you that set you apart from all the other muppets around this forum.