Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.
berettakid
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Mr Pastry how can you call these guys cunts yet anyone that says anything against Muslims and Islam you criticise
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting & couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey". Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind I found one."
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman....... There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on the beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman..... The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".... The 2 German men have a rigid weekly sche
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this man is sitting on a bus when this young nun gets on he think she 's beautiful so he sit next to her and say's "sister i think you the most beautiful women i ever seen will you marry me" she say's " I'm sorry i cant marry you i'm married to god" and with that get's of the bus later as th man's getting of the bus the bus driver say's " I know that nun every morning a five am she's down by the river preying, so next morning he's down by the river dressed as jesus and say's to this nun " sister i am god and your married to me and i've come to consummate the marriage" she's say's oh you silly
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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!" The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher." "That's right, Dad." "Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out fo
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Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Pamela if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Pamela, and asks Diana the same question. Di
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Creation of a pussy Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and sai
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i look forward to having a beer with you mate, talk about the old gun trade and same same shit we both had
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As soon as i teach him to wash you dished, your Gone!
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Mr Pasty out in the town !
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Jewish men are circumcised because - - Jewish women won't touch anything unless it is 20% off. =
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This is pattayatalk not Cornwall chat ! i am sure the people on this board would rather go to sleepy cornwall that the most fun place on earth ( Patts ) the Australians say fuck getting off in Bandkok lets fly a further 12 hours to see those wonderful poms and fat pommey women !
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Yes too true ! very noisy especially overlooking the pool, the bass from the bar opposite carried on till around 4 AM, my mate codhead was was in the room facing the other road and their room was much better !
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There have been a few cases of Vietnamese cobbler fish being passed off as Cod in the uk, it seams to have started to happen in the late night chippys after a few beers and since the Muslins have bought these businesses to make a quick buck http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...icle6695267.ece here we have trading standards to bring alot of these companies to task, there is not alot of difference in the taste, but if this low level scam is done in the uk i would be pretty sure it would be done in Thailand
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I never know Villa was a Range rover fan
berettakid replied to berettakid's topic in Funnies Section
do us all a favour mate, for fucks sake take a photo of repos girl on soi 2, and dont be like vicvegas ( i know something you dont know ) post those illusive fuckers on here mate there a few pints of guiness in it for you when you come home mate -
have a good flight today mate !
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my friends an i always like the http://www.eastinypattaya.com/ they are good cheap hotels, food is good and staff friendly, with Eastiny 7 you run the gaunlet with the ladyboys coming back at night but perfect for a great meal at the pig and whistle clean tidy, good staff apart from the security guard i was fighting with ! cheers codhead lol Ladyboy Gauntlet Basic but clean room
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Villa mate you will be hyper on that plane !!!!! i hope that new xray machine at heathrow dont show that butt plug of yours as a concealed weapon we will miss your posts when your away, but get some stories to tell us ! As too get you psyched up found this video on you tube of the vampires waiting for you again ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhy05bMLM5U
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we often here all these conspiracy theories, but looking at the evidence i am sure Michael Jackson is alive and well in Patts Bubbles the chimp is missing, last seen dressed in a skirt going a walk with Villayouth, no wonder they have red arses
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because his actual name is Mr "Puff" Pastry
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Thats cheating you changed the heads it you and Villa really lol
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In these troubled times, it has become very difficult to distinguish the good towel heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist? The following guidance is provided To help you distinguish between a BAD towel head and a GOOD towel head. You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision. It could save your life! Bad Rag Head Good Rag Head
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Paddy Has A Broken Leg Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, "How you doin?" "Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing." Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed. He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you." They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it." M