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The other jokes were funny but this one not so good Two Englishmen - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked, "What are you selling here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We

Villa recommends it as great value for money, not been there myself yet but hope to this year.

Turn those speakers up ! a great classic

please if you want to sell something, can you add photos, details, something we can do a little research on

i must say denny the food in the states is bloody lovely, this show just makes me want try some of the delights

footage found of BigD in training

i really like that, made me think Thank you bazel

Just watching the new series of V The aliens come to earth and preach peace, many people are won over, but the V are crafty and scheming, they want to control the world and change our ways. Everything we had learned was wrong and had to be the V way ! Some people did not believe the V but the V needed a little more time to bring reinforcements so they took on a reporter/new reader this news reader could hear /see no evil about the V until it was too late i think Mr Pastry played this part and based it on his experiences with the Muslim community in London -jump

He got interviewed on radio 2 Jeremy Vine show, and the British listeners loved him, such a humble person with a great voice i personally think his songs are great so relaxing and a diverse tune, makes a welcome change from all the rap crap coming out now

This guys got a great voice despite coming from Australia Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu

One for you Gonzo

I read these stories about opening these safes with a few taps, a potato or the soft manicured hand of a 40kg being able to rip one off the wall and smash it to bits i had one of these, batteries went flat and i forgot the master key, i tried a screw driver no chance, 2lb lump hammer no good in the end i used and angle grinder to cut the welds. i am pretty sure manufactures would update any design that could be open with a little tap as they would be out of business for selling a useless product

i use iphone 4 here, but on my travels to Patts or ukraine is a secondhand blackberry curve off ebay, cost £35 and worth its weight in gold, why give it away keep it as your travel phone with next of kin details and all your numbers on

cant beat a bit of Moby

I like this haunting Slovakian folk song and their wonderful country

i like this part best, Hans zimmer is great, you have a great choice Gonzo mate

i am glad villas back and just in time for Panto season Villa as cinderella and a couple of ladyboys as the ugly sisters

thats a great song, cheers here one a blast from the past and great to listen too whilst having a beer and bj

Two i really love at the moment

Thailand Voted for Spain, so perhaps Thailand can play the world champions to honour the king "Andy Anson, the chief executive of England's bid, has acknowledged for the first time that the Qatar-Spain pact was common knowledge among the bidding nations. That the pact worked for Qatar but not for the Spanish is a bitter irony. Spain were undone by the very understanding that had been expected to deliver the 2018 tournament to their joint bid with Portugal. In the end, other European voters rebelled against the pact, allowing the Russians to muscle in. England crashed out of the race f

English failed in bid for 2018 World Cup in terms of a 'legacy' 05:55 AM Dec 13, 2010 LONDON - FIFA's American member Chuck Blazer has said he voted for Russia over England for the 2018 World Cup because it will open up new markets for football. Blazer said England would have staged a "great World Cup" but that it would have contributed little to the game's development globally. He also insisted that he believes the 2018 decision had been a fair vote. His final decision came down to the legacy of the World Cup - and he was influenced by the tournament's success in South Africa earlie

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you have to watch some of the sods, some of the Polish workers are buying cheap cars and wont bother to register them, they are park anywhere and tickets not an issue as the recorded address is the previous owners, if stopped by polish they show the ticket of sale and say they dont understand

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