butterflyblonde

We've had underage bargirl apologists, pimp bar owner apologists, extortionate barfine apologists etc......................now we've got dirty beach apologists. You couldn't make this up.

Oops, touched a raw nerve, excuse me while I search out that button, ahh, there it is....sense of humour disengaged. Straight face from now on.

You had your night vision goggles with you?

Britain has the filthiest beaches in the world, covered in burberry capped, giro cashing, Anti-social Behaviour Order badge wearing with pride Chavs. The rest of the world should think themselves lucky.

It's caused by continual rubbing of that area against a headboard while being royally rodgered in the doggie position.

I have no fear whatsoever about stepping out onto that beach.

Classic Eurotrash.

The girl with the pink cup get my vote...woohoo but why is this in the silly topic section? Nothing silly about that video at all.

If you think that's quirky, get a load of this.

Sounds like you've fallen for him.

I used them from the first time I was visiting Thailand but mainly because Patong in Phuket does not have any cheap alternatives, their 'tuk tuk mafia' will charge you as much as they can and there was no 'baht bus' equivalent travelling on a set route for a cheap fare. Even if it is risky, I soon learned to relax and not sweat about it. Someone else in this thread mentions holding on tight and if you had asked me prior to my first visit if I would get on motorbike taxis without holding on, I'd have said no way, but I soon felt there was no need and you seem to develop a sense of balance only need to hold on if the breaking is really heavy. I liked the fact that most bike taxi drivers were happy with 20 baht per person for short journeys, both in Phuket and Pattaya, so this suited me as bike's ability to nip about the streets is convenient. We could probably debate young vs old drivers, maybe the older ones are more experienced? Maybe the younger ones have better reactions and eyesight? but you can never tell for sure that this one that one is drunk and erratic. Life is a risk though, hiring and riding bikes in Phuket as well as riding bike taxis makes me feel free so I enjoy it, just the same as I now do a lot of mountain biking, including some more hardcore XC and downhill stuff which can result in nasty accidents due to the technical riding, big jumps and drop offs. I'm into a few other risky pursuits too and most people doing these things have to risk assess themselves and weight up the pro's and con's as to whether the risk is justified. I think sometimes you have to risk death to really know you're alive.

You've posted what I was thinking. It seems the OP's efforts to start a topic on this forum are not appreciated by some, the question is, would they prefer to have plenty to talk about or would rather watch tumbleweeds roll by?

You copied the embed code ok but just need to change the post options in the menu underneath before clicking add reply, they will automatically say 'HTML Off',you need to select 'HTML On - Autoline break mode', then post it. Looking at your video drew me to this other video I do remember back when it was first posted on youtube, still can't get over that farang with the blue shirt and black bag on his shoulder getting involved, still thinking WTF? even now.

I got you all beat, this rocks so much I don't know whether to dance like an Issan farmer or breakdance to it!

Typical Thai Logic? 'I've got a good idea, I'll drive the motorbike AND hold the flag at the same time, you just sit back and relax'.

Sounds like they had a bit of a curry on.

Perhaps it's time to crack open the box of Hello Kitty arm bands?

Paedofiles

Glad you appreciate my attempt at humour, sometimes we take ourselves too seriously on these boards, an inject of humour essential IMHO.

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I've found the answer.

Speaking of those annoying Telemarketer calls we all loathe, I reckon this old lady should move in at my place and is welcome to answer for me.

This is my all time fave.

It's a common problem known as 'drunkards elbow' caused by men just home from the pub leaning on their keyboards.