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I tried it and didn't work. Unless you have those old fashion audible remote electronic signal don't travel through voice wave. You knew that didn't you. That's why it's on the Funny Section.

That's where all my money went that I dropped in the offering.

Funny stuff. My favorite in order. 7. Gash Eating 6. The Rapist Finder 5. Molestation Nursery 4. Power Genitalia 3. Penis Land 2. Whore Presents And the winner is Expert Sex Change.

I thought this is what he got for 20 Baht leftover from his daily budget.

I second that.

Yeah, but PUSSY is the solution.

That wasn't funny, damn it. I've my fucking balls scratched by that fucking pussy.

which end of the scale defines most amount of blokeishness for a LB? I got the middle portion but far ends of the scale I got confused. Football pro can be a tightend with slim built and long ass legs, not to mention wide receivers. TabMule's latest LB loves looks very blokeish. He lost it after Emma or just going into deeper end of the LB black hole.

I reckon that's women in general not just BGs. Girlfriends and wives.

Gabor, Thanks for the link. It's first time seeing porn bloopers. It was funny as hell.

One of the funnest joke I read so far in this section.

You are absolutely right it's same as LOS body massage.

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..."

Nope, but I heard a Dyslexic Police Man shouting to a Bank Robber, "Stop in the name of the Love or I'll shit," with half cocked penis in his hand.

Please let us know if you do get the business. I reckon we can trust with you to provide us with fresh farm girls. Let us break them in with our limp dicks.

She's the winner, I say.

I reckon I was the one of the fortunate ones who got to read TabMules update in Pattaya.

Did everyone see the JC? It's cool stuff.

Do you mean let her ride you around? Hence, you drive a car and ride a bike. In other words, you'll be her bitch. (terms comes from any rider riding back of the motorcycle is call bitch seat.)

At least you don't have to change condoms from blow up doll to your livein and vise verse.

Of course, it is. He shirt was dead give away.

That question should be asked to patrons of the bars. In the States, I go to bars for gorgeous barmaids to look at her knockers or a peek at her panties or bartender whom I can talk to when I have a lot on my mind. After all, all the bars serve pretty much same beers and liquors. In this aspect, bars success depended on the employees. However, when I travel abroad, although I do enjoy the local scenes and I miss all type of beers that’s available in the states. I normally drink Corona or Becks, but if they didn’t have those, I drink whatever they have if I have someone to talk to in English since my foreign language is limited other than hi, yes, no, thank you, I like you, I love you, pussy, dick…, fuck in over 5 languages. Therefore, IMHO, if you have the product that travelers to Pattaya want, you can be successful. Like they say on this board, you can BF at almost any bars or go-gos. I think it’s also a good idea to have followings of the faithful or network such as this board. Since I’ve been member of this board, I made a schedule to make my first visit to FLB, when I get to PI and pop some cherry at Hammer’s Cherry Bar, first go-go is going to be the Misty in PI. I’m going spend money on vacation anyway, why not in the place when I know BM. It gets me chance to meet them a face to face.