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Interesting. Looks like he spent an awful lot of time at the orphanage. Sailfast

LOL! No one has ever called me a "Muppet" Is that like Kermit, or The Swedish Chef? What kind of muppet are you? Love Sailfast

It will be Gangsta Muzak When you start to call the music of youth "crap" you are getting old. At any age. Nobody said you have to like it. Nobody said you have to agree with it. Just keep your mouth shut so you don't look like a fuddy duddy Besides, some of it ain't that bad. Sailfast

It will be Gangsta Muzak When you start to call the music of youth "crap" you are getting old. At any age.

Well I took your advice. I turned in my badge and stepped out of the pit to the other side of the table and won 10 billion dollars in four hours. Monsters!....under the bed...vampires...Lesbian vampires Pamala Anderson and Lucy Lu licking tequila of each others nipples and begging me to join them... I have a 10 inch cock! AND a working roulette system! If I was having any more fun I'd think I was dreaming Sailfast

Sound advice. Don't forget that you will still be able to afford those nice vacations to LOS :) Now, can someone please tell me how to retire to LOS in the next 4 hours before I have to go to work tonight? Sailfast

Try 600 baht guest fee!!!!!! Very nice hotel, great location, reasonable room rates, clean, modern, great customer service. Never, ever, will I stay there again! Sailfast

I'm wearing heals w/ mine! If I can find a pair w/ soft spikes that is! Sailfast

Is it a true Limo? Thanks, Sailfast

I stayed one night and ran. It's NOT that cheap and the rooms we where in where dirty. Yes, there are bugs. My friends stayed the same night and where equally unimpressed. In fact, staying at Nana was my idea and they still rib me for making the reservation. I understand that some people love the place. Up to you. This is just my opinion Have fun, Sailfast

Winston, That was back in mid Jan, 05. Let me give you the full story. I was traveling with two other friends and it was our second night at the RG. One buddy had fallen in Love in BKK. The other had met Ms. right the night before in Pattaya. So, the five of us where heading out to for the night and the security gaurd was walking with us out to the road to "help" find a baht bus (like you won't get killed by one if your not careful). We where out by the road when he gave us this little speach, stating that there would be a fee if there was more than two hotel people staying in each room. This kind of pissed off the girls since it seemed like he was implying that the love birds would need the assistance of a third party I think he said the fee was 500 bt. Anyway, we shrugged it off. Now, after reading this thread, I'm thinking that this may have been a way for the guy to make a little extra on the side. Sailfast

I was told by security that if I had more than one guest there would be a fee. Sailfast

Sailfast 27.999999999999999999999999999999hcp I may suck, but I refuse to wear a dress without proper heels. Shirt size XL Sailfast's buddy: rayray1271 15hcp Shirt size L Sailfast's other buddy: dward2929 22hcp Sirt size L Any ideas for decent club rental? We are traveling light. Doesn't look like the C.M. golf trip will work for us. Maybe next year we can plan better. I still have two others I am trying to talk into playing. For some reason they think getting laid is more fun than golf...hmm Thanks, Sailfast

I can't see replacing booze with cigarettes and coffee. You will die young and sober Sailfast

Take a lesson or two then go out with a friend who plays. It is NOT how good you are that makes the speed of the game. You can suck and still play quickly. The problem is that many golfers don't know or care how to play quickly. Some examples: Cart golf: Players refuse to walk to the ball. Fix: One player take the cart while another grabs 2-3 clubs and walks to their ball Ready Golf: The rules of golf state that the person farthest from the hole puts first. Fix: If you are ready and your partner is still thinking, go ahead and hit. The Mope: This guy does not even think about puting on his glove or taking out his driver until it is his turn. THEN he take 15 practice shots and lines up 3-4 times. Finally he hits and is not happy with the shot. Now he takes a Mulligan (second shot..illegal). Fix: Be ready to get up and play when it is your turn. Don't over think things. Just hit the damn ball! Get off the green: Some guys will discuss their score or pay up bets for the hole while on the green. There will be people waiting to make their next shot. Fix: Get off the green when you are done using it. Play through: Allow faster golfers to jump in front of you at the next tee. They will be very thankful for this. If you are less than a foursome, you can also ask them to join you. They may end up playing faster and leaving you behind, don't take offense, they may just enjoy playing quickly. Walking fast on the course will keep your heart rate up:) Two guys walking will often play faster than two on a cart. Buy a book on golf. Something like Golf for dummies. It will help. I suck (but I don't swallow). No one, that I know of, minds playing with me because I play fast. In fact, some of my friends are very, very good and they would prefer to play with me because I play by the rules and play quickly. Don't worry about your score. Most golfers don't even know how to keep proper score. Sailfast

Sounds like an excuse for a drink Just out of curiosity, how are you getting to Pattaya and how much? See you in about 75 days. Sailfast

Nov 5th. We get in at 5 pm. Thai air out of NY. Need a lift? Sailfast

I'm staying at the RG in Nov. They quoted me 2500 for a minibus to pick up 5 guys. sailfast

I have three definates. 1 XL and 2 L. Playing for the Stars and Stripes. They are giving me funny looks at the driving range now that I take every other practice shot with my pants down around my ankles. Do you need any other info? Sailfast

sniff, sniff, I smell troll poontang. Who is it Tab? Sailfast

Residents Garden Hotel has two bedroom units. I have only stayed in the one bedroom units so I can't vouch for the two bedrooms. The one bedrooms are nice and the hotel has a lovely atmosphere. Sailfast

This sounds like just the plan I need. Someone else just mentioned U-tapao airport in a private message. I had never heard of this airport before. I will check it out. Thanks everyone for their input! Sailfast

Looks like my November trip will be Pattaya for a week, then off to Phuket for a week. Is it better to book my Phuket tickets after I get to LOS? Expedia is showing Thai air flights for about 5800 baht. Two of my idiot friends are bringing the t/g's. This might be a silly question, but can they get their tickets cheaper? Thanks, Sailfast

The address Winston included: ottesen@loxinfo.co.th has worked for me this past week. If you can't get in touch by email, I would suggest jumping on the next plane over and speak to him in person. A few beers and barfines while your in town wouldn't hurt. Sailfast

British Airways should be shut down. My last trip was JFK to London to BKK. My return included a stop over in London for 12 days. JFK - BKK ended up going through Tokyo...8 hours LONGER on a CHEAPER flight from another airline that I could have booked myself!!!!! Return trip I was promised an upgrade THAT I NEVER GOT!!!!!!!!!! I was LIED to so many times it would be hard to believe if I told you the whole story. If you don't eat meat, AND RESERVE A SPECIAL MEAL, be prepared for wilted greens and a crust of bread off your friends plate...of course that wasn't thier fault either. Last leg, London to JFK I was so pissed off I told them to go fuck themselves and used a voucher I had with another airline to fly one way out of Manchester (I was in Manchester and it was a holiday weekend so getting to London was expensive anyway). THEN I find out that because I booked my flight through Travelocity at a reduced rate I would only get 30% of the miles!!!!!!!!!!!! OF course they would not give me the miles on the flight I didn't show up for either!!!!!!!!! FUCK BRITISH AIRWAYS. Oh and the flight crew are idiots who think they are starring in a broadway comedy. Problem is they are not funny, just sarcastic twats who spend way to much fucking time on the intercom. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ME THE MEAL I HAD RESERVED FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!! FUCK BRITISH AIRWAYS CREW. Thats my rant. Hope you enjoyed it. Sailfast