johnh101

Last time there I was propositioned walking through the night market at Batu Ferengi Beach by two lovely Malay girls. Unfortunately the wife was about 10 paces behind me and put a stop to that quickly. Not the place I would go for PiP but they are there.

Tropical Berts is just around the corner, close enough to the action without it being in your face. Nice rooms, nice friendly bar, that you may even see the occasional expat woman in.

Another newspaper ???

So is it the new one next to Somsak's ?

Are you sure it is i Soi 1 ?

bert@tropicalberts.com

It certainly sounded like pimping to me. But back to the original post..... I was offered a virgin once, yes true, 100% Thai Virgin.......... She had never fucked a falang !

Brilliant first post ssornek. A taste of things to come ? ? ?

Sounds like the kind of moaning old git that you wouldn't want in your bar anyway ! "Would not Return" Probably would not be missed either !

Basset ??????? WTF does that refer to Bertie ? Big Ears? or are you trying to suggest that your dick scrapes along the floor ? ? BTW China is lovely !

Quick Question.......... What do Female Suicide Bobmers get when they go to Heaven ?

contact bert@tropicalberts.com

I would tend to agree with the sweat shops statement. I have yet to meet an indian tailor who actually makes anything, they send the measurement and the material to somewhere in the back of Pattaya Tai where there are rows and rows of seamstresses 24 hrs a day. My wife told me that "Burda" Tailors was different (they are opposite Friendship Supermarket) she syas they do there own. All else I know is that they are Chinese Thais.

Try "Tropical Berts" around the corner. It is just before Soi 6 / 1 off second road. Bert used to be the manager of the Queen Vic. www.tropicalberts.com

http://www.customs.go.th/Customs-Eng/House...nuNme=HouseHold Have a look at the rules and regs on the customs department website, having done this myself I found that the import companies seem to make up their own rules but back down when shown the truth. Also prepare to pay some "Tea Money" to get anything out of the customs warehouse.

Space Cadet Another Thread is taken over by your CRAP>. You are pathetic ! Please go away in short sharp jerky movements.

Space Cadet, Every single fcuking time you jump in with your baseless, senseless, needless crrrrrrap. You know nothing about me or 99% of the other posters on this forum and your attempts at guesswork are fcuking comical, your attempts at slandering us are pathetic. I think the best word is NERD ! Def - A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept. And no I wouldn't walk in the door of a Taco Bell.

He is definately not cheap but I have two from him and one took 5 hours @ 4500 Baht and the other 3 hours at 3000 Baht. 3 and 4 years later the colours are still excellent and are often comented on.

I would recommend Tiger Tattoo on Soi 7. There are two brothers and they are both very, very good artists. And it is clean.

Nidnoyham, Generally the Scots took offence to singing a song which had this chapter "Lord, grant that Marshal Wade, May by thy mighty aid, Victory bring. May he sedition hush and like a torrent rush, Rebellious Scots to crush, God save the King" We would rather hum the Archers theme ! ! Cheers !

They actually shook hands ........very briefly ! !

Just found a little article in today's press...... "While half of the signatories of the Declaration of Independence, on July 4, 1776, were of Scottish descent, two were actually born in Scotland. John Witherspoon, who represented the state of New Jersey, was born in the parish of Gifford in East Lothian. A successful scholar, he became a fully ordained minister at 20. He came to America in 1768 to take up the role of the first President of New Jersey College, which was later to become Princeton, one of America's finest Universities. James Wilson, Pennsylvania, was born near St Andrews, in

Ground control......come in please ! ! The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead The lights are on but there is nobody at home Two sandwiches short of a picnic A few beers short of a six-pack A few bricks short of a full load. A few clowns short of a circus. A few French fries short of a Happy Meal. A few planes short of an Air Force. A few yards short of the hole. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on. A victim of retroactive birth control. As bright as a tulip bulb. As quick as a corpse. As sharp as

Bloodyhell, "Skytrooper, This will be my last post to you on this subject.I'm sure the members here will sigh with relief. Of all your posts on this forum about pattaya, 90% are of a political nature and nothing about Pattaya or the night life. I have fallen for this trap as well. It will not continue." "You represented yourself for most your District court appearance, firing your court-appointed lawyer after she requested a psychiatric evaluation without your consent " Ignore SpaceCadet, everyone else agrees with his Lawyer.