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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc ? The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.' 'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ? asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , My point exactly.

Took a double-take on your cart. Nice placement.

One day a teacher decides to conduct a taste test with her students. She picks a little boy, blindfolds him, puts a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asks, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," says the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl in the back of the room yells, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!!"

(It]s a cut-n-paste, so apologies for the text) Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want.". So Here I am.

Heck, I've eaten great Chinese food in Salinas. Maybe add '3Slices' to his name............

Chrome showing all for me Evil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7zb5FMmLM

Won't post it and not sure if it's a wonder but when I was a kid working on my bike in the garage, "Killing me Softly" was playing on all three of the 'cool' stations at the same friggin' time. I couldn't get away from her...........

Well, this "one" comes to mind.

Darned if that ain't on my MP3 player that I use at work.

OK, he got bloodied on that one but with his theatrics so far I was wondering why Schwiensteiger isn't dead yet....... Well there ya go, a goal for Germany. And it holds up so congrats to them. I voted based on an article I read, so plain luck on my part but I was one of the 4 Germany votes. Good thread wac

Well I chuckled. Mexican fans create ‘Flopping Robben’ piñata http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/mexican-fans-create-flopping-robben-pi%C3%B1ata-170026226.html

Painfully obvious that I know little about the rules, I thought they were more than anything just playing hard (tough) and as it's the big tourney the refs were letting the game be decided by the players. At my level of interest that's better than watching flopping. Heck, the Hockey fan in me was wondering why they didn't send out a thug to deal with Suarez biting .

Sorry A2, breezed through it the first time. May d/l the game and watch the 2nd half.

Only watched the first half and a few minutes of the second but I didn't see much that I'd consider flagrant. That said, I just read that Neymar was kneed in the back and is out. Was it bad in the second half or do I just not have the eye for the game?

Well that will encourage me to watch more.

Liking the Brazil/Columbia game so far, 28 mins in. Good pace, action and the refs are letting them play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9lNANx2TqY