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Deuce The post of a true genius! I laughed my arse off at the one about the Aussie trophy cabinet! Somehow I fear we will pay for that one come the international Texas scramble! Doggie

Not so fast boys! The entries have now closed with a round number of 48 and two on the wait list. We had 4 guys from the USA register today, all with handicaps in the teens. The European captain may need to call on the services of our colonial Bangladeshi friends after all. I will be doing a final count up as soon as Bertie has revealed the identity of his mystery golfers. If everyone who has registered shows up, I will need to scratch our USA golf pro and declare the event for amateurs only! This will allow all the guys who have registered the chance to play! Doggie

The entries for the RideHer Cup have now closed with 48 players registered and two on the wait list. If you want to go on the wait list, please post on the RideHer Cup entries thread. If there are any drop outs, I will promote players from the wait list to registered entries. All registered and wait listed players should be at FLB at 8pm on 6th November. I will take entries from registered players first. Any places that are available at 9pm will be offered to players on the wait list in the ordet that they applied. If you had entered but failed to confirm before the entries closed then

Thanks for the fast response Golfer Mike. I am sure I will fit you guys in as the final entries. The RideHer Cup entry list is now closed. If anyone else wants to put their names down on the waiting list, please post here and I will inform you if anyone drops out. You should also plan to be at FLB on 6th November at 8pm. I will take entries from the registered players first. any spaces available at 9pm will be allocated to those players on the waiting list who are present. Doggie

Golfer Mike Can you please let me know: Nationalities Handicaps Shirt size Will do my very best to fit you all in unless you are from USA with single figure handicaps! Doggie

We have 46 registered so far. Get your names down. I can't confirm all 4 of you now but there may be some drop outs nearer the date. make sure you come along to FLB on 6th November. There are a number of other golf days so please get your names down for them as well. November Golf Programme Doggie

Bertie 707 has added some players to his group so we are now over the 40 mark. I have increased the number of tee times so that we can now accomodate a maximum of 48 golfers. All the golfers who have registered on this board will get priority when I take the entries on 6th November. You need to be at the party and pay your money to be a confirmed entry. If you have not made your entry by 2100, I will take non-boardie entries and you might lose your place. So please check the entry list on this board and let me know if your name is missing. RideHer Cup Entries Only 3 1/2 weeks to go!

Hilly Oh what music to my ears! Sweet revenge for the roasting you and I suffered at the hands of the 2 Rs recently. Sounds like a high stakes game when the loser gets banished to Cambodia! Give my congratulations to Tony for a carefully executed final shot. D'Artagnan would never be favourite when standing over an 8 footer after a session! Doggie

Hi Bertie Sounds like you have a big gang out there! Right now, I have 3 of you playing in the Rideher - yourself, foursome frank and bald baz. Are you asking for 5 more places or 8 more places? The number of total registered players is now up to 40. I am sure we can squeeze in a few more. I will try to add a couple more tee times on the back of the group on the basis that we guarantee the course that we will play quickly. If I can't get those, we can reduce the interval between tee times by one minute on each starting tee and that will get us there. That will open up 8 more places. Wh

Change to programme! We can't get a booking at Eastern Star on Friday 11th. We will be looking to book a different course that day. Watch this space! Doggie

Agreed Soft Rabbit Addition to rules. " Caddies are permitted to touch the green with any part of their anatomy when lining up putts. The committee may decide, at their discretion, to award a special prize to any caddy that can be persuaded to touch the hole with their naked pussy providing the player can provide photographic evidence of same. In such an event, the winning caddy will have to participate in a full verification process at the RideHer Cup party on 7th November. The orgainser's decision will be final" Protests that "some cunt touched the hole while I was putting" will not

Softrabbit Early start to allow for the clinic on the driving range. You can go back to bed when you get back in the evening. Anyway, sleep deprivation is all part of the training for the European team. We will all be pissing it up the night before the RideHer so best to get some early rising practice in! I hope you will be able to play in the scramble and the skins event as well. Cheers Doggie

With 3 weeks to go, here is the latest list of entries: Team USA and Canada Confirmed players Grendel (Capt) Mescalito Scoby Martin BKK Bob 40 Shilo Big Kev Fornicator Thumper Sailfast Rayray1271 Dward2929 Bob 4 you Pakawala Marz Art J Golfer Mike Khun Jack Eugene Canadian Vic USA players who have still to confirm Sammy Monte Team Europe Confirmed players Deuce (Captain) Ben Doggie Soft Rabbit Big Brian Bertie 707 Foursome Frank Bald Baz Pieman Hilly Anne Marie Priory LV&RB Simon B The English Patient Hammer Steve G 19

With only 4 weeks to go until the RideHer Cup, we have 37 confirmed entries. I am glad I took the precaution of booking 10 tee times. We still have 3 places left and I might be able to squeeze an extra tee time or two if there is a last minute rush. Take a look at the RideHer Cup entries thread in this section to see who is playing. If you are listed as not confirmed, it's time to piss or get off the pot! Doggie

A number of you have requested rental clubs for the RideHer Cup and other November golf events. In case I miss any of you, can you please post a reply on this thread or send me a pm if you need rental clubs. I will post the prices in a few days. I need to know the following: date you want the rental to start date for return of clubs Left or right handed Graphite or steel shafts Your name Where you will be staying in Pattaya We will endeavour to have your rental clubs on the bus for the first day you are golfing with us and then you can leave them on the bus on the last day. Ho

Guys I recommend we book a tee time of 1300 if you want to play 18 holes before nightfall. Weekends can be busy so play might be a bit slow. That would mean leaving RG at about 1130 and then getting in about 30 minutes on the range before tee off. I would love to join you but that Sunday might be pretty busy for me making all the final arrangements for the next day. Let me see how things go and then I will try to make it. Please advise if this arrangement for pick-up is OK. Doggie

Good point about the selection of the drive Dungheap. Both players hit their drives and they then must nominate which of the drives they will be playing. The position of the selected ball is marked by placing a tee within a few inches of the ball without moving the ball. The player whose drive has been selected hits first and then the other player places a ball as near as possible to the position of the original ball. The lie cannot be improved but the player will not be required to take a worse lie. Not fair to pick on Hands Hans Dungie. Remember he had to travel all the way from his

The 2005 RideHer Cup Golf Match - 7th November 2005 USA vs. Europe (including some representatives from the rest of the world) Welcome to the 2005 RideHer cup - the only golf competition where having fun is more important than how you play! Everyone is welcome to join in the fun, even if you are a terrible player. Here are the arrangements and rules for the event with an explanation of the handicap calculations. Your entry fee of 3000 baht includes golf shirt, transport, green fees, caddy fees, buggies and the evening party. Caddy tips are not included - it is common to tip the

In response to requests from a number of the RideHer Cup players, I have organised some additional golf days before and after the big event. I am also including the Catz Open in the list of events announced on this board. Here are details of the events that have been organised for your fun and enjoyment! Wednesday 2nd November - golf clinic and practice round at Phoenix This is your chance to have a warm up round and some golf instruction at the RideHer Cup venue. It is also an opportunity for you to select your caddy for the big event. Meet at Residence Gardens at 0900 and tra

Deuce As last year's winning captain, I trust you will return the trophy to FLB on 6th November. I would hate to have to cancel this year's event because the trophy is missing! Doggie

I can book tee times at Phoenix (RideHer venue) on 6th for you. The rate will include transport and will depend on how many of you want to play. If there are 4 golfers, the rate will be about Baht 2550 including green fee, transport and caddy fee. Buggy and caddy tips are extra. We can pick you up from the RG - this is the normal golf pick-up point. There is a driving range at Phoenix plus practice green. If there are are few of you, I can also arrange for our golf pro to run a short clinic on the range and then join you for your round to give you a few tips. Let me know if you are interes

Hammer The photo is waiting for you with Ben on the memory stick that I left with him. he was meant to bring it to Bangkok but he left it in Pattaya! Just give him a call and he will send it to you. A fun day and looking forward to a re-match. I think I over-clubbed with the shot that went straight over the green into the tennis courts and onward into the car park! Hammr, you will be a fine addition to the European team. Keep practising! Doggie

Rental clubs If anyone needs rental clubs, can you please either post or send me a PM with: Dates for delivery and return Left or right handed Graphite or steel shafts I will have our local guy source the best prices and then I will post the details. Doggie

Top post Dungheap! Really whets the appetite for this year's events in one month's time. Countdown has begun! Doggie

Hi Fornicator I am looking forward to seeing the attire of all those players claiming more than 28 shots a round. Don't forget the makeup as well! Look forward to downing a few pints with you as well. When do you arrive in Pattaya? Doggie