WE LAUGH AT U YANKEES

[SamBinliner 0]

HA Yoo Americanos We laugh at you HA HA.

You are thinking te RIDEHER TROPHY is a safe in goody old US of A

 

WE are zee thee FREE ALL RIDEHER TROPHY’S (or FART for shorty) We hava little man and his woman.

 

 

This is ooor leeder The Great Sam Bin Torrence. He is a god

 

 

Even Mr Joop and Captain Matt coulda not help save the trophy this year

WE hava the Rideher trophy and it is safe.

 

SF Dude HA You new capitano HA, will you see the RIDEHER CUP who Knos.

 

MY brothers who have him all fart members

 

 

Wee interrogated the little man and his bitch.

 

 

HA HA You ask if the RIDEHER Trophy will be there thisa year HA HA HA

If Yoo Yankies not keep safe then who does know.

 

You ask how you get back Ha I shall be in contact Ha Ha

 

 

F.A.R.T

[spike 236]

My coffee is all over my keyboard after it spewed through my nose. Best chuckle I have had all week. Enjoy your trophy. Cheers.

[SamBinliner 0]

HA HA

 

Oh Glen zee FF29 why not save your trophy, Cheryl she ill so could not do but you have no excuse.

Ha and that Bouncer man Rick thinking he to busy chasing Zee ladys to bother with rideher trophey.

And the American Irishman he must not see HA HA to much of zee falling down water.

We to clever for you me am thinking.

We smuggle out of the land of Thai and got to Europe.

 

First we was not friends with zee little man and his bitch.

But as we were with heem the hole time we grew to like heem and even lov heem.

 

We started to take heem out with us, he real good company.

 

HE go to England Lake District

 

 

 

He go to Hadrians Wall, thee roman wall on Scotland England border

 

 

He play golf weeth us

 

 

To Old Trafford zee Home of Manchester Uniteed Footyball team

 

 

Yoo see wee are not animal like you think we take care of man and have good time with heem and his woman

 

Bangkok Bobby Why you no look after nice trophy? we not understand yoo

 

F.A.R.T

[ff29 0]

F.A.R.T.

 

WE LAUGH AT U YANKEES, FART Free All Rideher Trophys SamBinliner

Posted by: SamBinliner on Oct 8 2004, 11:13 PM

 

The Great Sam Bin Torrence. He is a god.

 

 

The Great Sam Bin Torrence. He is a god. . . Not!

 

He may be a god from your land The Great Sam Bin Torrence but he isn’t crap from where we come from. In my humble opinion he is a non-threat to Team USA being no more than a mere FART in an open desert sand storm and will fade away rapidly.

 

Regarding the RideHer Cup Trophy, beyond any FART’s wildest dreams, it will be retained and protected by our operatives already infiltrating LOS, Pattaya. Currently our briefing reports indicate our operatives are hot on the trail of those who dare try to disrupt Team USA form retaining possession of this coveted, world traveled, and sometime abused RideHer Cup Trophy. Our USA operatives are seeing to it that the trophy will never again be in the hands of masked hooligans claiming to be follower’s of orders given by Sam Bin Torrance or FART’s.

 

 

As for the masked man, we have our operatives smoking him out at this very moment using Silk Cut Silver 200’s to expose him and his current location and bring him to justice for his involvement in this most scandalous crime and attempted take back or takeover of The RideHer Cup Trophy.

 

With one hand or leg tie behind her back Team USA’s secret weapon will defeat any and all opponents you present to her aka The C.A.S.H. C.O.W = Can Always Swing Hard & is a Consistently Omnipotent Winner. (Omnipotent Translation: ALMIGHTY, ALL POWERFUL, GODDESS LIKE, and etc).

 

On the intercontinental plane trip over the Pacific Ocean and more in route Thailand, ff29 and thumper^ are charged with a major responsibility. . . the keep The Cash Cow healthy and ready for tournament action. We will not allow her to drink any water served from water pitchers (ONLY sealed bottled water), no airplane coffee, and nothing with ice cubes on the airplane. We are well aware that attempts may be made again this year to disable and hospitalize her again this year. Don't get your hopes up you FARTs. She will be escorted by deep and highly trained security force this year that know how to handle and sniff out FARTs and specialize in S.B.D.'s (silent but deadly) farts. Also, in a recent investigation it has been discovered that 20% of all planes on either domestic or international flights these items were contaminated with e coli bacteria.

 

As for ff29 and thumper^ they are just along to see to the CASH COW’s every beckoning need as well as her wants. . . all four or five utters are satisfied. As the say goes, “When the CASH COW is happy the world is happy. . . or something like that?â€

 

So, fair warning to The Great Sam Bin Torrence and all his FART’s we are coming to get you and bring you to justice! You can run but you can’t hide, forever.

 

See you all, old and new players, at the RideHer Cup III. . . no FARTing will be allowed nor will be tolerated during tournament play!

 

Just 22 days 13 hours 8 minutes and 3 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who’s counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

 

also The Cash Cow and thumper^

[SamBinliner 0]

Ha GLen of FF29 you not scare us. You can not bribe Mr Hilly with the fags he to strong for you, he number one player.

We feel sorry for Mrs Cashcow she nice lady, but she mix with wrong peeps I think she no from USA.

 

You think you operatives that already infiltrating LOS will get the trophy Ha Ha we see for mile away, we look for the peeps with the shirt of many colour and the baseball cap wear the wrong way just like Mr Hub, Ha We to clever.

 

You warning to The God, Sam Bin Torrence and all his FART’s that you coming to get us and bring us to justice! “Ha†this is justice last time Mr Joopy take our trophy to bad place, he not like, Mr Joopy take to war dessert.

 

We take man and his bitch to Scotland to thee home of the golf St Andrews here we show him good time not like you yankees.

 

The little man on Zee Bridge across swilken burn eighteenth fairway Royal and Ancient course. Behind The Royal and Ancient Golf Club but no see as smoking to much.

 

The Royal and Ancient Golf Club is recognized the world over (except in North America) as the governing body on the rules of golf. Ha see you try to change rules we invent is ours.

 

The famous starter hut on first tee, where so many have done even Americanos

 

 

YOU see we kind with man, you are the bad peeps

 

F.A.R.T

[ff29 0]

SamBinliner Posted on Oct 11 2004, 04:52 AM

The Royal and Ancient Golf Club is recognized the world over (except in North America) as the governing body on the rules of golf. Ha see you try to change rules we invent is ours.

 

SamBinliner,

 

Thanks Scotland for inventing golf. You also invented Kilts. We American's choose to improve on then one good idea the Scott's had. . . golf. We've made golf into one of the greatest games worldwide but only after adding corrections to a reasonable beginning to the rules. Now, the USGA rules are recognized around the world as the standard rules to the game of golf.

 

We also made vast improvements to golf equipment, golf accessories, golf balls, the rules, proper dress code, (not Kilts) and on infinitum. As far as your Scottish Kilts we will leave that alone for the amusement of our lady folks. . . trying to peek under them. The Scotts had a great idea it just too bad they didn't have the ability to expand and improve it to the standards as we Americans.

 

As far as smoking out the masked man using Silk Cut Silver 200's our security forces already in place in Pattaya, Thailand and throughout LOS have employed and trained many Soi dogs to assist in sniffing out FART's (and SBD's) everywhere.

 

So, beware we will find, seek you out, interoragate, and bring you to justice. You may be able to run but you can't hide.

 

Cheers

 

Just 21 days 33 minutes and 35 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . .but who's counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

 

and The Cash Cow & thumper^

[doghaus 4]

Dear Mr Bin Liner

 

I am writing to you as the organiser of the greatest golf tournament on the planet.

 

We are stunned by the news that our precious trophy has been taken prisoner. The responsibility for taking care of the trophy rested with the 2003 winning captain - a man of impeccable credentials. For the last 11 months, I have assumed that the trophy was on display in the USA and would, as is customary, be returned to Pattaya in time for the 2004 RideHer Cup.

 

This event cannot take place without the trophy - it would be impossible. The teams have asked me to enter into negotiations with the hope that we can agree terms for its release before 8th November. I know that you are not interested in money so here is our offer.

 

Team USA fully accept that they are responsible for the safety of the trophy so they will meet the terms for its release. The USA team are willing to perform any forfeit that you, oh holy one, might choose to impose on them. This offer includes, but is not limited to, every team member dropping their trousers on the first tee.

 

Please contact me urgently with your demands - we must have our trophy released before the event.

 

Our great holy leader - Big Ben - also accepts that he was responsible for the safekeeping of the trophy at last year's party. If you can prove that the kidnapping took place on his premises, then he has accepted that he must pay a mighty forfeit of your choosing to get the trophy released.

 

We await your response oh holy one!

 

Doggie

[ff29 0]

Doghaus,

 

You can not fool our super trained intelligent's agents with their super sharp wit and expertise. We are very close to capturing the abductor(s) of the prize trophy for the RideHer Cup III and we admit that Team USA's captain Matt was in fact responsible. However, in his defense he new he would be unavoidably detained by Miami authorities on his return to America and left Big Ben the FLB beer bender as the responsible caretaker of said trophy.

 

In our opinion Big Ben the FLB beer bender is in fact the sole person responsible for the missing trophy allowing it to get into the hands of this unscrupulous terrorist SamBinliner and his masked thugs. We know your ploy is to just throw up a Silk Cut Silver 200 smoke screen to try to throw off our experts but it won't work.

 

As for a responsible action to be taken in regards to involvement in this heinous crime Big Ben the FLB beer bender should be reasonable as part of his punishment for his involvement should have to assume all bar fines for Team USA members on party night.

 

Furthermore, the Europen team members should be required to adorn themselves in the infamous Scottish Kilts and promptly drop the at the first tee for their involvement in the terrible crime perpetrated against the innocent Team USA members. With doghaus’s experience he will have no trouble in assisting those of you whom are unfamiliar with the trouser (Kilt) dropping custom.

 

In the words of Forest Gump. . . And that's all I have to say about that!

 

Just 20 day 22 hours 55 minutes and 45 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who's counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

and the gang

[duece 0]

Hi All

Like Doggy I am stunned by the news that the trophy has been taken away and I have to agree the American team did not look after the trophy so they should pay a forfeit.

Looking forward to the contest in 3 weeks time if we have trophy .

Down to the pub for more practice.

Cheers

Duece

[SamBinliner 0]

Ha Ha Mr FF29 are you sure your super trained detectives (STDs) in the land of Thai people I think maybe Taiwan they go coz stupid.

You no find trophy. You no worry us, this time you no have SAS to find for you.

 

Ha you Americans try to change the rule of golf, you still trying to get your ball through the windmill and between Mickey Mouse ears, this is what you do to golf.

 

Is reason why captain Matt not to play this year, is he ashame to loose trophy? Ha Ha he is only one to have thee dignity HA

 

Oh Monsieur Doggy and Mr Deucey you have made me a thinking! I respect you coz you are good guys. I wish you win I will prey. I note what you are saying I put to other FARTs.

 

No man from Norway this time for Euros, I think they go to find the heavy water to stop the Germans make the bomb. They like FART fight for the freedom. Good luck to you brothers from Norway.

 

 

F.A.R.T

[ff29 0]

Update on the tracking down and whereabouts of SamBinliner. . .

 

Mr SamBinliner is close to being captured and identified. Our FART sniffing doggie's have reveled to us at our undisclosed location SamBinliner's suspected true identity.

 

All we can say for now to protect the innocent victims of the crazed leader of FARTs is SamBinliner is reported to be losing his hair at a faster than normal rate for a man his age. This may be due to excess u-turns under the sheets while not wearing the proper type head gear or maybe it is just a trait germane to Englishmen?

 

He was also reportedly seen hanging around Soi 6 frequenting some of the less classer beer bars and looking for something we are not exactly certain. . . possibly looking for more FARTs?

 

More will be revealed as time passes and Mr. SamBinliner is reveled to the world and his FART's silenced forever, or at least until next year, as Team USA prevails again this year in victory over SamBinliner and his FARTs at The RideHer Cup III.

 

Just 20 days 7 hours 18 minutes and 24 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who's counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

and the gang

[ff29 0]

Latest info tacking down & whereabouts of Mr. SamBinliner. . .

 

Latest deep security report from our snuffer doggies and local operatives under very deep cover in Pattaya, Thailand LOS has reveled to us at our undisclosed location indicate that the so call god SamBinliner's will be hold up near the overpass leading to Jomtiem Beach. At this very moment we have intelligentsia looking at reservations records and at this moment are developing a plan to bring SamBinliner to the justice he so deserves. We will have a full report in our hands forthwith.

 

Our coalition forces after learning, with positive evidence gathered and confirmed, the location SamBinliner will residence at in Pattaya we will make our move. With extensive fore planning our coalition forces will then spring their trap capturing him and along with his merry ban of FART followers. Do not mistake, the sniffer or snuffer out doggies will attack with a vengeance for the steeling of the beloved RideHer Cup trophy. . . which will be back into the hands of it’s rightful winners and under their protection and care.

 

Beware Mr. SamBinliner we are are sniffing up your old address and will be soon making our move on you to recover Team USA's trophy. More will be disclosed later. . . but a word of advice, do not consider when we break your door down to capture you jumping off the balcony into the pool to save yourself and any FART’s that are attached to you. . . the pool will be filled with alagators and sharks as well as guarded by our deep security and coalition forces.

 

Mr. SamBinliner, “You can run but you can’t hide. . . forever!â€

 

Just 19 days 23 hours 46 minutes 41 seconds the wheel-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who's counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

[doghaus 4]

Mr Bin Liner

 

We have heard that the USA FART SWAT team are on your trail. Please do not break off negotiations as we know these guys are acting on very vague intelligence.

 

Their track record is not so good - they were the ones that confidently predicted that they would win the Ryder Cup on their home soil and looked what happened. Your cleric The Ayatollah Montie Sourface put them to the sword!

 

They will still be looking for you long after we have completed our negotiations. We need that trophy.

 

What is your best offer for the return of the trophy?

 

Doggie

[ff29 0]

doghaus Posted on Oct 13 2004, 03:31 AM

We have heard that the USA FART SWAT team are on your trail. Please do not break off negotiations as we know these guys are acting on very vague intelligence.

doughaus,

 

It is true the mighty band of USA's FART swaters are right on the butt of Mr. SamBinliner and his FART's. However, NEVER NEVER should you, doughaus, Mr. SamBinliner, and/or the FART's ever underestimate the intelligence of USA's SWAT team. Nor should you underestimate our fearless leader of the pack USA's FART swater's G.W.B. (Great White Beaver) hunter of all shapes, colors, oders, and sizes of FART's attached to the so called god Mr. SamBinliner.

 

Mr. SamBinliner, your location will soon reveal, through our under-the-cover intelligence through our Thai GPS (Girl Positioning Services), we will know, "Where you live and we where you sleep," and we are "Cuming to get you and stick it to you and all your undesierable merry FART men!

 

doghaus Posted on Oct 13 2004, 03:31 AM

Their track record is not so good - they were the ones that confidently predicted that they would win the Ryder Cup on their home soil and looked what happened. Your cleric The Ayatollah Montie Sourface put them to the sword!

doughaus,

 

As for the The Ayatollah Montie Sourface, he will have the look of terror in his eyes as we put the fear of God upon his face while he wittnesses the capture and downfall of the so called god Mr. SamBinliner and his FART's. Preparare yourselves to meet your seventy virgins (or a the least gals that have had no babys yet). Team USA's shall not make the same mistakes that the B Team made sent to the Ryder Cup on our home soil. Never forget we have saved the best for the best tournament in the world and are sending the true World Class Players to Pattaya to play in the FLB's RideHer Cup III. We unquestionably will prevail again this year as in 2003. . . keep in mind, Only the really good guys cum last. . . that is why we are sending the A Team and we are guarding our secret weapon The CASH COW! She is both revered and fear by all the world around. . . also, by thumper^ and I. She will be healthy and ready to UNDERSOCRE (by not less than 5 or 6 strokes) the likes of Mr. SamBinliner, Ayatolla Montie Sourface, and their merry FART force.

 

We can assure all of you that thumper^, The CASH COW, ff29, and our strike force will cum prepared to force out all your FART's, their leaders, and accomplis's with a vengeance. We will smoke you out with or without the help of Silk Cut Silver 200's. Mr. Hill is tough and he strong but our intelligence sources reveal to us he is the biggest purchase of golf ball at the wayside golf ball stands in route to area golf courses. He is reveiered as the golf ball god. They all love him. However, they say he must seem to think that golf balls are fish food or something. . . they love him but even with all his mighty balls he will fall and fail to prevail in the RideHer Cup III.

 

The RideHer Cup Trophy is ours "Hail to Team USA and the Red, White, Blue." So, foes and friends alike get used to it. . . that is not to say that Team Europe and their FART's will not put up a valeant and admiable fight but it just will not be enough to overcome Team USA's A Team and their secret weapon The CASH COW!

 

doghaus Posted on Oct 13 2004, 03:31 AM

We need that trophy.

doughaus,

 

Once again, you and your country men are wasting your time and your efforts to decive us. We have you where the hair is short. Our enemies are in the crosshairs in the scopes of our cork guns. We are moving in and taking aim. Soon your god Mr. SamBinliner, your cleric The Ayatollah Montie Sourface, and all the other FART's involved whom we will be pluging up for the good of all remaining. We will soon, very soon, be plugging up all the FART holes and their leaders. We will win and retrive the trophy of the, Little Man and his Bitch. It is ours and ours to keep.

 

Team USA and our expert FART swater Team, under the direction of G.W.B., will retrive the RideHer Cup Trophy and retain it again in victory at FLB's The RideHer Cup III. Will will soon put and end to this stinky, stenchy, and reeking of FART and their leaders and get down to the real business at hand. . . FLB's RideHer Cup III.

 

Just 19 days 18 hours 33 minutes and 49 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailnad to kick ass in the the RideHer Cup III. . . but who's counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

and The Gang

[Babepecker 0]

This became a really funny thread - I am hooked... 1luv

 

 

[SamBinliner 0]

Ha I see you worry for my welfare Ha So many people to catch little old me Ha I am watching all the time and laugh.

 

I no scare if I die I go to meet Mr Tom Morris Senior in Sky my faith is the stong.

 

Oh MR FF number 29 you says the USA's FART swaters are right on the butt of Mr. SamBinliner and his FART's HA HA Only I worry when they think me Americano also and I get done by the friendly fire. I shall never wear the baseball cap wrong way round. See to clever for you “Haâ€

 

I see my brothers soon to have thee ransom thought,

 

I will be back in the touchy

HA HA

 

F.A.R.T]

[Tahoe_Bill 0]

WTF?

 

The Rideher Cup; a friendly competition?

 

This has gotten a bit out of hand. I believe that some of the (racist) humor is inappropriate. If this thread were posted to “Off Topic and General Chat†it could be more interesting. If it were moved I think you may see a post that says “You can’t FART when you are being FITA.â€

 

That said my golf game is very lacking.

 

May the best team win, and let everyone enjoy a friendly outing amongst their fellow duffers and mongers.

 

Hell I may be wrong (there is a 1st [or 2nd] time for everything).

[ff29 0]

Mr. SamBinliner,

 

SamBinliner Posted on Oct 14 2004, 08:20 AM

Ha I see you worry for my welfare Ha So many people to catch little old me Ha I am watching all the time and laugh.

 

You claim to be watching all of the time. . . I am sure you are looking over your shoulder checking to see who or what is on your tail and your FART's? You should be looking in front of you and to the sides of you as well for we now have you surrounded on all sides and closing in faster than you can think. You are no such a smart fellow but more like a FART smeller.

 

SamBinliner Posted on Oct 14 2004, 08:20 AM

I no scare if I die I go to meet Mr Tom Morris Senior in Sky my faith is the stong.

 

Our secret forces have been in contact with B.O. committee members. Why would you want meet up with Mr Tom Morris Senior or Junior (both only 4 time winners of B.O.)?

 

 

You could aspire to ascend to a much higher level of greatness with the most winning record holder of the B.O. Mr. Tom Watson (5 time winner in 75', 77', 80', 82', & 83') when he passes on. However, I would prefer the fun loving likes of a Mr. Walter Haugen type golfer or the riches of USA's Mr. Tiger Woods and his Tigris. Mr. SamBinliner please do not confuse the B.O. for Body Oder that surrounds you and your FART’s it stands for the British Open.

 

SamBinliner Posted on Oct 14 2004, 08:20 AM

Oh MR FF number 29 you says the USA's FART swaters are right on the butt of Mr. SamBinliner and his FART's HA HA Only I worry when they think me Americano also and I get done by the friendly fire. I shall never wear the baseball cap wrong way round. See to clever for you “Haâ€

 

Not to worry Mr. SamBinliner, our expertly trained black opp’s strike force also very highly trained in FART swatting will have no problem to pick you out in a crowd. . . you will not be mistaken for any Americans nor one of our many allies or blood brothers wearing a hat backwards. . . you and you alone will be the only one with his head up his rectum looking for all of your missing FART’s now in our detainment camp being question (not tortured) as you did to are Small Man and his Bitch.

 

 

SamBinliner Posted on Oct 14 2004, 08:20 AM

I see my brothers soon to have thee ransom thought,

 

I will be back in the touchy

HA HA

 

F.A.R.T

 

As you may be aware but then again maybe not, do to your head being up your ass so frequently in search of you band of merry FART’s now mostly MIA FART's, in the USA we American’s do not negotiate with terrorist acts (as pictured above). . . however, we do enact revenge. Yours, Mr SamBinliner, will befall you and all of your FART’s when the full weight of Team USA will be expelled (maybe via toxic anal gases) against you and your FART’s if you have any left in you or around you on the golf course 10/08/04. . . if not before. So, celebrate now for yours is merely a temporary and hollow victory. Team USA’s real victory along with our revenge will overwhelm you on the golf course. Be forewarned for the last time Mr. SamBinliner and your very merry FART’s

 

You if you wish, you may surrender The Little Man and His Bitch to a netural party near you like Pete or Ann at the FLB Bar. Save yourself the full force and wrath of Team USA and our strike forces. Do it now! Save yourself now. . . the virgins can wait and so can Mr. Tom Morris. Do not attempt to negoitate any further with the Europen Team good men but now powerless to save you. . . doughas, duce, or hilly. They can no longer save your stenking butt. This is your one and only offer. . . and you and your FART's last chance.

 

Act now. . .your time is very limited. Give him up, save yourself from ultimate demise, and return him immedeatly to the FLB Bar before your time runs out! The GOLF BALL is now on your tee! There are no Do-Overs or Mulligan's attached to this offer.

 

18 days 11 hours 28 minutes and 27 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who’s counting.

 

Regards,

ff29

and The Gang

[ff29 0]

Mr SamBinliner,

 

As of this writing we have not been notified that The Little Man and His Bitch has not been returned to it’s rightful owners, Team USA. Our commander and fearless leader General Franks-n-Beans will be in town very soon to see to your termination along with your FART’s. Please accept our very last offer to turn in trophy and save yourself from a needless demise. The 70 virgins can wait. . . there are many TG’s to accommodate your needs until your time in the hereafter. . . it is for a long time no need to rush.

 

Here is our alternative suggestion to the last offer for turning over The Little Man and His Bitch to a naturel party. Perhaps the first suggestion of The FLB Bar to Pete or Ann may have been to intimidating and confining a locations for you? Therefore, I will suggest a second location where we will make arrangements to acquirer The Little Man and His Bitch trophy to Team USA’s rightful possession once again. Turn the trophy into Da or Ib at the RG's front desk on or before the RideHer Cup III rules meeting on Sunday 07/11/04. I or one of Team USA’s, straight shooters of golf, will retrieve it and present it at that meeting.

 

One of Team USA’s members will make arrangements for the trophy’s safe return to the FLB Bar for the Sunday evening rules committee meeting. Do not attempt to inflect and further mental anguish nor physical torture to The Little Man and His Bitch whist it will be inflected onto you, Mr SamBinliner and your FART’s 100 fold.

 

This is your final amnesty offer from a life of furry and fire that you will cast upon yourself and your merry band of FART’s. Team USA, General Franks-n-Beans, and our Black Ops Strike Force will be relentless in their per suite of you and your FART’s. Be not foolish! Return The Little Man and His Bitch trophy ASAP to save yourself a serious life of pain and discomfort. You and your FART’s have the opportunity to crawl back into your holes in the ground to live out your natural lives in a way you are used to or we will arrange for your meeting with the 70 virgins. . . soon, gloom, and doom.

 

Time is running out fast. . .

 

Just 9 days 21 hours 34 minutes and 8 seconds then wheel-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who’s counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

and The Gang

[SamBinliner 0]

Ha you so funny Mr FF -29

We not scare we good and rite.

I think 70 virgins can not wait they like me too much and I do and the little falla is liked also.

You are saying Mr FF-28

“One of Team USA’s members will make arrangements for the trophy’s safe return to the FLB Bar for the Sunday evening rules committee meeting.â€

 

Ha I say you too funny, you americanos not look after to good one years ago.

 

Ha maybe you have thee silly head cover of thee starys and strips like below Ha but we have thee little man still.

 

My brothers and me have been a thinking and we come up with thee ransom demand, but we not no for sure yet which one we is likeing.

 

We are thinking.

 

You Americanos to do thee sexy dance on the poles on the shooters bar at the bar thee call FLB. We want Mr Glen to be the lead dancer and we want to see those hips gyrate. If no hips gyrate then trophy may not come back. We want to see movement and work the pole. We want you to entertain thee ladies from FLB for at least 5 minutes and get there juicys flowing and them wanting more. Removal of clothing is optional but if you want to make thee girls scream I suggest you do. You may wear your baseball caps thee wrong way round.

 

Or

 

We want you to drop your trousers on thee first teeing ground before the rideher cup at thee venue, this is if you commando or no commando makes not the difference.

 

Or

 

To have the barfine for thee nice men from Europe and thee men from land of the kangaroos who are jumping. This maybe make men happy and return the nice trophy may come quickly.

 

 

You see we are thee reasonable ones, we only do what is the right.

 

Yours Lovingly SamBinliner and his merry farts.

 

F.A.R.T

[doghaus 4]

Dear Mr Bin Liner

 

I think your demands are perfectly reasonable so I will be surprised if the USA were not to agree! Mr Glen will respond I am sure!

 

However, if the almighty Arsenal were to lose their 50th record game to the MANCHESTED UNITED I am sure the Mr Ben of FLB will join them on the stage.

 

But, if the MANCHESTER UNITED lose to the Arsenal, we will expect the Mr Bin Liner to be on stage alone with the kit round the ankles and the trophy safe on the bar.

 

I need your urgent agreement to these terms before 4 pm on Sunday 24th October!

 

Doggie

[SamBinliner 0]

Are Mr Doggy you good man and fair.

 

I agree with you, I will do if Manchester loose. See I am fair man and good also.

I will dance the pole if Manchester loose and I will be good as lady love me to mutt they cry for Sam.

 

Oh on footy note them bad Americanos they try to pinch Manchester United as well as trophy, The bad one they call Mr glazer he do, he is bad man he should stick with his Tampa bay Buckonears. He will have thee Manchester team in the big helmet and the pads like nancy boys.

 

Sam

 

F.A.R.T

[doghaus 4]

Mr Bin Liner

 

I am pleased to tell you that Mr Ben of FLB will be required to join the USA on stage. The Oscar winning actor Ronaldo had been holding diving lessons at Old Trafford and the young boy Rooney was playing close attention. His drop in the penalty area was worthy of a gold medal and was enough to ensure that the mighty Arsenal did not make 50 games unbeaten.

 

I am sure a number of people will make sure that Mr Ben pays his penance.

 

Doggie

[ff29 0]

SamBinliner  Posted:  Oct 23 2004, 07:27 AM

You Americanos to do thee sexy dance on the poles on the shooters bar at the bar thee call FLB. FLB. We want Mr Glen to be the lead dancer and we want to see those hips gyrate. If no hips gyrate then trophy may not come back. We want to see movement and work the pole. We want you to entertain thee ladies from FLB for at least 5 minutes and get there juicys flowing and them wanting more. Removal of clothing is optional but if you want to make thee girls scream I suggest you do. You may wear your baseball caps thee wrong way round.

 

Yes, Mr Glen can get the girls juices flowing. He is told by all of the lovely BG’s at FLB, “You very handsome man papa; We love you too much; We all want to have your baby.†But it would truly unfair for him to perform at the FLB as he is a paid professional performer and the FLB Bar cannot possibly afford his fee even for a brief “5†minute appearance on stage. They would have to layoff the Ugly Brothers for the rest of the high season. Again, just another attempt to impose terror onto the good clientele of the FLB Bar by Mr SamBinliner. Hip gyrating by Mr Glen would possible cause a 7.2–8.1 magnitude on the rectal scale. . . or is that Richter Scale?

 

As far a making the girls scream they will do that as soon as Mr Glen walks though the door. . . and then hide. But he is still considered “Handsome Man†by most TG’s.

 

SamBinliner  Posted:  Oct 23 2004, 07:27 AM

To have the barfine for thee nice men from Europe and thee men from land of the kangaroos who are jumping. This maybe make men happy and return the nice trophy may come quickly.

 

Now, I cannot speak for other members of Team USA but bar fines could be a possibility if members of both sides (USA Team and European Team Members) agree to those terms. Losing team members pay bar fines for winning team members? This should not to be considered a negotiated settlement for the safe return of The Little Man and His Bitch trophy. We will not negotiate with you Mr SamBenliner. However, you will be brought to justice and soon!

 

Do the honorable thing. Turn over The Little Man and His Bitch trophy as was suggested in earlier posts to this thread and save yourself future pain and suffering that you and your merry band of FART's are certain encounter!

 

doghaus  Posted: Oct 24 2004, 05:18 AM

But, if the MANCHESTER UNITED lose to the Arsenal, we will expect the Mr Bin Liner to be on stage alone with the kit round

 

Now this could be a site to be seen as a possible “justice served†punishment for Mr SamBinliner’s dastardly deeds perpetrated against Team USA and their honestly won trophy of The Little Man and His Bitch. Win or lose our commando leader General Franks-n-Beans and his relentless FART swatters will bring this under handed thug and mindless torturer of The Little Man and His Bitch, Mr SamBinliner, to justice on or before 24/11/04 at the rules committee meeting at the FLB Bar. Give up the trophy and agree to your suggested punishment.

 

doghaus Posted: Oct 24 2004, 07:39 AM

I am sure a number of people will make sure that Mr Ben pays his penance.

 

We now have new information indicating Mr Ben’s possible involvement in this staged attack thrust upon The Little Man and His Bitch trophy. General Franks-n-Beans, his FART swatters, and special FART sniffing dogs are hot on the trail of the masked man.

 

I hope it is not true but all of the facts will come to light very soon. Mr Ben just may be on stage with Mr SamBinliner or even worse. . . could it possibly be. . . is he the masked terrorist Mr SamBinliner himself or one of his FART's? I am confident that the stench in the air will be soon cleared of FART's and more will be reveled very soon. . . including you Mr SamBinliner!

 

Just 8 days 13 hours 11 minutes and 46 seconds the wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who’s counting.

 

Regards,

ff29

[ff29 0]

Mr SamBenliner,

 

Our competitor in the Rideher Cup III and the grand pupa of this great international golf competition event from across the ocean, doghaus, is pictured below. I’m sure act will act on USA’s behalf as a neutral party and will allow you to return our trophy of The Little Man and His Bitch. This is your absolute (not the vodka) chance to get him back to the competition before the rules committee meeting on 07/11/04 at 20:30 hrs without harm to yourself and your FART’s.

 

1luv

-jump -jump

 

Otherwise, your fate will be sealed forever. Our General Franks-n-Beans and his mighty FART swatters will make your final arrangements for you and your FART’s to be joined with the 70 virgins. . . well let us say 691/2 virgins. . . (one is a Katoy). . . TIT.

 

As the TG’s in LOS, Thailand say when asked, “What do you want to do,†our answer is the same to you as far as sealing your fate is concerned. . . “UP TO YOU.†So in fact, Mr SamBinliner, the decision is “UP TO YOU†or face or General Franks-n-Beans and his mighty FART swatters for your end.

 

Just 4 days 23 hours 42 minutes 24 seconds then wheels-up and off to LOS, Thailand. . . but who’s counting?

 

Regards,

ff29

and The Gang