First-timer joke

[Mescalito 19]

A older married couple makes their first visit to Thailand and decide to spend some time in Pattaya. While the wife is off shopping one evening, the husband takes a break at a beer bar, where -- of course -- he meets up with a young lady who tells him "1000 baht short-time, 2000 long time".

 

He tells her, "But I only have 50Baht left!"

"Sorry", she tells him. "Goodbye", and she walks off in search of a real customer.

 

The next day he and his wife are walking through town and, lo and behold, the same beer bar girl is standing near-by.

 

She calls out to him: "See? That's what you get for 50 baht!"

[smullenpe 0]

 

One of the funnest joke I read so far in this section.

[whilliam_mancon 2]

I second that, it´s hilarious!