Golf - Best Caddy Replies

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Best Caddy Replies

 

Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

 

Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

 

Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

 

Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy "Eventually."

 

Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

 

Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

 

Golfer "How do you like my game?"

Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

 

Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

 

Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

[havefunme 3]

sounds like me when playing that game where you hit that little ball and drink alot of beer

[nohlsson1 19]

I think I may have had a couple of those caddies before.

Golf truly is a great sport. No where else can you drink and drive while getting excercise!

[saigon_butterfly 1]

Usually can get a few good laughs out of the cadies at Phoenix.

Had a caddy one time to tell me playing partner to more or less to go f__k himself.

One caddy was going to take me to her mountaintop. I declined.

While trying to pick a caddy one time, one of them ran and hid from me. Damn, didn't know I was that ugly. Thought I was handsum man.

Later, SB