A Thai Girl Goes To UK

[aussiechic]

A young Thai girl boards her first plane flight out of Thailand and takes her seat at the back of the plane.

 

During the flight they run into some engine problems and the pilot nervously announces that he has to attempt a landing and to get in the crash position.

 

The hostess goes down the plane checking on everyone and in 1st class there is a frang women standing up putting on her make up, the hostess says what are you doing we are going to crash. She replied I heard that the rescuers look for the best-looking victims first. The hostess settles her down and moves down the plane.

 

In business class there is a man standing up getting his brief case out of the over head locker, again the hostess asked what are you doing we are going to crash. He replied I heard that the rescuers look the most wealth victims first. The hostess settles him down and moves down the plane.

 

Towards the back of the planes she finds the young Thai girl has taken of all her clothes and put her legs up on the seat in front of her. The now distressed hostess is yelling what the hell are you doing, the young Thai girl calmly replies "I heard that the rescuers always look for the black box first so I though that I would make it easy for them to find"

[nohlsson1]

A young Thai girl boards her first plane flight out of Thailand and takes her seat at the back of the plane.

 

During the flight they run into some engine problems and the pilot nervously announces that he has to attempt a landing and to get in the crash position.

 

The hostess goes down the plane checking on everyone and in 1st class there is a frang women standing up putting on her make up, the hostess says what are you doing we are going to crash. She replied I heard that the rescuers look for the best-looking victims first. The hostess settles her down and moves down the plane.

 

In business class there is a man standing up getting his brief case out of the over head locker, again the hostess asked what are you doing we are going to crash. He replied I heard that the rescuers look the most wealth victims first. The hostess settles him down and moves down the plane.

 

Towards the back of the planes she finds the young Thai girl has taken of all her clothes and put her legs up on the seat in front of her. The now distressed hostess is yelling what the hell are you doing, the young Thai girl calmly replies "I heard that the rescuers always look for the black box first so I though that I would make it easy for them to find"

 

Good one Aussiechic.

[MM]

[gunshy]

Now that is a cute joke. And more true to life then you think

[havefunme]

nice joke i like

[smullenpe]

For a Thai girl, she's very educated.