Smart Marine

[BigusDicus 9,902]

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the

White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and

says, "Nice pigs, Sir."

 

 

The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic

Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one

for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

 

 

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

 

 

"Excellent trade, Sir."

[nuts 1]

oo-rah

[joekicker 53]

Humour is so... recyclable. First time I read this, it was "Bess and Margaret."

 

Even fewer people will get that, I think.

[nohlsson1 19]

A big HOO-RAH!

[BigusDicus 9,902]

Humour is so... recyclable. First time I read this, it was "Bess and Margaret."

 

Even fewer people will get that, I think.

 

Wasn't it Milton Berle who said that every joke has been written, they are just retold? seems to me he wrote a book that claimed to have everyone of them.