A seriously good deal?

[vidman 2]

A guy is walking along the strip in Walking st and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, 'How much do you charge?' Hooker replies, 'It starts at 5000 baht for a hand-job.'

 

Guy says, '5000 baht?! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!'

 

The hooker says, 'Do you see that 7/11 on the corner?'

 

'Yes.'

 

'Do you see the 7/11 about a block further down?'

 

'Yes.'

 

'And beyond that, do you see that third 7/11 ?'

 

'Yes.'

 

'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 5000 baht.'

 

Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.'

 

They retire to a nearby hotel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 5000 baht. He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is 10,000 baht?'

 

The hooker replies, '15 000 baht.'

 

'I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'

 

The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that nightclub just across the street? I own that nightclub outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every satang of 15,000 baht.'

 

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, 'Sign me up.'

 

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,'How much for some pussy?'

 

The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole of Walking St is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, bars, and gogos ?'

 

'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole of Walking St?'

 

'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy.'

Edited May 13, 2008 by vidman

[BigusDicus 9,829]

Ouch!

[nohlsson1 19]

Damn it MAN!

[whilliam_mancon 2]

That one really hurt!