Two English businessmen...

[BigusDicus 9,827]

Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in

their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only

a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now s

ome idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and

ask what we're selling.'

 

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious

Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent

Asked 'What might ye be sellin' here?'

 

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

 

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You're doin' well ... Only two left!'

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Great one!