A man is dining in a fancy restaurant

[pcdodger 2]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

 

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

 

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

 

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

 

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and

he shares his. She listens.

 

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

 

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.

 

Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

 

'No,' she replies. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it. .

 

 

She says:

 

 

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

Edited November 30, 2008 by dodger2005

[mykl 72]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

 

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

 

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

 

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

 

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and

he shares his. She listens.

 

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

 

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.

 

Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

 

'No,' she replies. . .

Wait for it. .

She says:

 

 

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

 

And when he leaves he tells her he hopes to see her again. Her response. Again, wait for it.

 

 

 

 

 

"OK, I'll keep an eye out for you".

[pcdodger 2]

MYKL Your sense of humour is as bad as mine Lol

[mykl 72]

MYKL Your sense of humour is as bad as mine Lol

 

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[friendlyric6411 0]

Was the Cook Called Sling shithigh

[pcdodger 2]

Was the Cook Called Sling shithigh

 

So you have sampled my wife`s cooking

[Tanaki 0]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

 

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

 

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

 

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

 

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and

he shares his. She listens.

 

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

 

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.

 

Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

 

'No,' she replies. . .

Wait for it. .

She says:

 

 

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

 

Already posted here: http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=39953

[cebual 31]

Public Service Announcement!

 

Do not date caucasian women !

 

[pcdodger 2]

Already posted here:http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=39953

 

Thanks Tanaki

I looked through the posts but didnt scan through all the replys to other posts, thats how I missed it.

Edited December 4, 2008 by dodger2005