Governor Sanford Mixup

[BigusDicus 9,881]

In all fairness to his aides, "I'm getting some Argentinean tail," sounds a lot like,

"I'm hiking the Appalachian trail," when you're on a fuzzy mobile phone connection.

 

Who hasn't had that kind of innocent misunderstanding?

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

In all fairness to his aides, "I'm getting some Argentinean tail," sounds a lot like,

"I'm hiking the Appalachian trail," when you're on a fuzzy mobile phone connection.

 

Who hasn't had that kind of innocent misunderstanding?

Gawd, the roaming charges too!

[shamasdog 1]

On his return he said he cried for 5 days. Reminds me of the girl who complained that a guy had pulled his dick out and showed it to her. When the police asked her "how long" she replied "after 20 minutes I had to leave for my appointment. Back to the GOV, reminds me of Mel Brooks in the scene in Blazing Saddles when he comes out with his half dressed secratary.

 

The Gov cried for 5 our of 7 days. IF he had been soooo upset he could have brought his ass back home. My 2 bhat says they were tears knowing he would have to go home soon.

 

IF he had half a lick of brains he should have flown her up here, had a thingyThingy with her in a Motel 6 in Georga and no one would have known the difference. What a dumb fuck.

 

He cried for 5 days, OH his poor weaping ass

 

 

Shamas O'Dognasty

Edited July 2, 2009 by shamasdog