Easiest In and Out With Girls

[tommy622 0]

I tend to come for two weeks at a time. I usually short time twice a day, usually not the same girl but I do have a few regulars. Am I the only guy who is a bit shy about walking so many girls through the lobby? My question is, anyone know a place with a discreet way in and out that will help me avoid the stare from the front desk?

[sabaidii2 171]

The place you want is the Penthouse Hotel (http://www.penthousehotel.com/) on Soi Pattayaland 2 (Soi 13/4):

 

‘Subtle’ it is not. It’s decorated like a brothel. The rooms are done up like something out of The Kama Sutra.

 

There are mirrors on the walls, on the ceiling, a bar to hold onto at the head of the bed which itself is 3 feet off the ground (just at waist level), you get the idea.

 

And if you splurge for the Penthouse Party Patpong room, you get a disco dance stage – with lighting, ’massage’ sex swing (A signed “not responsible for injuries” document is required for use), along with a Jacuzzi, multi-head shower, mirrors, and the rest.

 

But wait! You can get even more outrageous with the Babylon Suite Triplex (I’m afraid to know what more is included as my heart might not be able to take it). The mind boggles.

 

You’re not going to find many hotels like this. There’s also a fantasy fun spa that must be seen to be believed. It’s available for private parties.

 

The Penthouse Hotel is not meant for slackers. There is a certain level of debauchery you’re expected to uphold here.

 

Guest friendly you ask? Anything short of sheep is considered fair game (Sorry, New Zealanders, but there are limits. Though if sheep are your thing, take a look at http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/)

 

Rooms are made up twice a day. Oh, and each room has an extensive supply of whatever you might be in need of: toiletries, snacks, mini-bar, condoms, lube, dildos, and bondage supplies.

 

There’s an orientation notebook that has, in addition to what’s going on in town and a restaurant menu, some heartfelt advice suggesting that using condoms might be a good idea. The notebook even attempts to cast light on the concept of ladyboys (It’s hard to figure out where ladyboys fit into the spectrum of things so to speak, but then again, how many people really understand Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity?)

 

Oh, oh! Almost forgot. The television has a closed circuit security channel offering a view into the Kitten Club gogo on the ground floor. This gogo is somewaht unique in that, in addition to girls, ladyboys are also dancing alongside the girls. I kid you not.

 

Gogo girl (ladyboy) room service anyone?

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

I tend to come for two weeks at a time. I usually short time twice a day, usually not the same girl but I do have a few regulars. Am I the only guy who is a bit shy about walking so many girls through the lobby? My question is, anyone know a place with a discreet way in and out that will help me avoid the stare from the front desk?

You may not be the only guy but you are in the vast minority.

 

Don't you think the hotel staff sees this 1000s of times a year?

 

Why do you think those hotels, that city exits?

 

My advice is to leave the Western guilt back in the west and appreciate the Asian culture. Do you think Asian men feel guilty for taking care of their male needs?

 

How many times have you been there and you still have Western hangups?

 

The stare at the front desk may be admiration.

 

Good gawd man, cohones! Or find a short time room.

[jballstate 326]

I would suggest the Residence Garden which gives you a FLB rate of 1,450 baht a night (about $45. US). There is no lobby to go through and no one checks girls ID's as they do at the Penthouse. Each room is a 2 room suite with 2 pools, balcony, wet bar, small kitchen with full size fridge. Great restaurant and there is a nice little restaurant across the street run by Kay who is a Thai movie star. There is a link on this forum for the Residence Garden.

 

I have stayed at this hotel several times and at the Penthouse once. My penthouse room had a bug problem, water was leaking through the ceiling, and the room was dirty. The pool is indoors and had a problem while I was there and was green as a frog pond. They stock the room with everything from condums to handcuffs and if a bargirl opens the package you bought it at a high price. The bed was hard as a rock. One night in the Penthouse was enough for this lifetime.

[BigDUSA 71]

Tropical Bert's has a separate entrance for the rooms. No hassle and they serve good food. I haven't stayed there but I did go through the rooms and they are nice. Guest house is located on Soi 6/1 and 2nd Road.

[ServiceMan78 0]

Does it really matter what they think as long as you are having a good time?