tuesday funnies

[sinbinjack 244]

Q What should you do if you are Mugged by a gang of Circus Workers?

A Go for the Juggler

 

Q What did the German say to the clock that only went "Tick Tick Tick"

A Ve have vays of making you Tock

 

Did you hear about the girl who was drowned in a bowl of Muesli?

She was dragged under by a strong Currant, & Police are looking for a Cereal Killer.

 

Man goes to a Doctor "Help I can't stop singing what's new Pussycat"

Doctor Ah you appear to be suffering from Tom Jones Syndrome

Man "is that Rare?"

Doctor "It's not Unusual"

 

Q What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a flower/

A a Chimp-Pansy

 

Why did King Kong buy 30 pairs of shoes?

Because he is a 60 foot monster.

 

How could the Dracula's mum tell he'd been smoking?

Because of his Coffin.

[pattaya_mad 208]

so where are the funnies then?

[villayouth 37]

Q What should you do if you are Mugged by a gang of Circus Workers?

A Go for the Juggler

 

Q What did the German say to the clock that only went "Tick Tick Tick"

A Ve have vays of making you Tock

 

Did you hear about the girl who was drowned in a bowl of Muesli?

She was dragged under by a strong Currant, & Police are looking for a Cereal Killer.

 

Man goes to a Doctor "Help I can't stop singing what's new Pussycat"

Doctor Ah you appear to be suffering from Tom Jones Syndrome

Man "is that Rare?"

Doctor "It's not Unusual"

 

Q What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a flower/

A a Chimp-Pansy

 

Why did King Kong buy 30 pairs of shoes?

Because he is a 60 foot monster.

 

How could the Dracula's mum tell he'd been smoking?

Because of his Coffin.

 

 

come on you scotts are usualy great at jokes