Tinned Red Salmon

[MM 6,562]

I love tinned sardines but all I have seen are sardines in Tomato sauce. Yuck!

 

I like them in olive oil.

 

I want to know where to get tinned sardines in olive oil...not tomato, not mustard, not pig sweat...but olive oil! I found them once at Friendship, but never saw them again.

[villayouth 37]

I want to know where to get tinned sardines in olive oil...not tomato, not mustard, not pig sweat...but olive oil! I found them once at Friendship, but never saw them again.

 

Il bring ya some over next month , i have a bit of spare cash due to not having to bring eddy any cheese

[MM 6,562]

Il bring ya some over next month , i have a bit of spare cash due to not having to bring eddy any cheese

 

If it's available here, I would gladly buy it. By the way, there is plenty of imported cheese available at Friendship market.

 

Could you bring some decent crackers too?

[villayouth 37]

If it's available here, I would gladly buy it. By the way, there is plenty of imported cheese available at Friendship market.

 

Could you bring some decent crackers too?

 

Jacobs any good ?

[papillon 695]

Previously, the best rimming I ever had was from a girl named May at Betty Boop on soi 6. Then one day I applied some sardine oil to my rusty bullet hole and let my cat go to town on it. It was a life changing experience. I really miss Sooty

[papillon 695]

Jacobs any good ?

Jacobs Cream Crackers with sardines in olive oil and a splash of Tobasco sauce. Yum yum

[villayouth 37]

Previously, the best rimming I ever had was from a girl named May at Betty Boop on soi 6. Then one day I applied some sardine oil to my rusty bullet hole and let my cat go to town on it. It was a life changing experience. I really miss Sooty

 

did May die too ?

[papillon 695]

did May die too ?

 

LMFAO (Lick My Fucking Ass Off)

[MM 6,562]

Jacobs any good ?

 

Never had them. I'll leave it to your judgment (oh, perhaps that's a big mistake) as to whether they are good. I'll only accept an unopened untampered-with box from you, however. No secret jizz sauce or other tricks.

[Gawd Elpus 798]

Never had them. I'll leave it to your judgment (oh, perhaps that's a big mistake) as to whether they are good. I'll only accept an unopened untampered-with box from you, however. No secret jizz sauce or other tricks.

 

This Salmon thread has done really well

[Gonzo 419]

This afternoon I went with a friend to the seafood markets at Bali Hai Pier at the end of Walking Street to buy live prawns. They only had medium sized ones at THB 200 per kilo, which is reasonably cheap.

 

When I got home, I got the missus to cook up one kilo (2.2 pounds). Normally I would relish eating fresh prawns dipped in a bit of fish sauce, but this afternoon I hardly enjoyed them. All I could think of was eating sardine sandwiches with salad and a bit of mayonnaise.

[joekicker 53]

When I got home, I got the missus to cook up one kilo (2.2 pounds). Normally I would relish eating fresh prawns dipped in a bit of fish sauce, but this afternoon I hardly enjoyed them. All I could think of was eating sardine sandwiches with salad and a bit of mayonnaise. banghead

 

Whoa, that makes me want to puke, too.

 

Oh, wait, do you mean FRESH sardines, raw?

 

.

[jacko 8,766]

Previously, the best rimming I ever had was from a girl named May at Betty Boop on soi 6. Then one day I applied some sardine oil to my rusty bullet hole and let my cat go to town on it. It was a life changing experience. I really miss Sooty

I bet your mate stole him!!!

[Gonzo 419]

Previously, the best rimming I ever had was from a girl named May at Betty Boop on soi 6. Then one day I applied some sardine oil to my rusty bullet hole and let my cat go to town on it. It was a life changing experience. I really miss Sooty

If you like animals licking your ring, I think a dog would do a better job than a cat. Dogs have much larger tongues and are probably more enthusiastic than a cat. With male dogs you would probably have to watch out not to get fucked up your backside, unless you are into that kind of deviate behaviour. I doubt the fleas would worry a bloke like you. They would not be any worse than the crabs you are already used to. And no, I have not tried it myself. I have slight problems with hemorrhoids and use that part of my body for what it was designed for in the first place.

[jacko 8,766]

And this depicts the degeneration of a thread quite well...

From something as innocuous as 'Tinned Red Salmon', all the way to being fucked by your alsation..........

You really are a collection of gutter rats out there!

Edited January 9, 2010 by jacko

[Gonzo 419]

And this depicts the degeneration of a thread quite well...

From something as innocuous as 'Tinned Red Salmon', all the way to being fucked by your alsation..........

You really are a collection of gutter rats out there!

My mistake was to switch from red salmon to sardines. There is no added oil in tinned salmon to my knowledge. There is lots of added oil in tinned sardines, unless you buy the spring water variety. Some of the board members immediately thought any kind of grease could be used for sexual purposes and the thread about fine imported food took a turn.

 

Sexual activities between animals and humans are a punishable offence in Australia, so I better keep my mouth shut about such activities.

 

A friend told me he knows a shop where they sell imported sardines for THB 184 per tin in Pattaya and he will have a look as he forgot the name of the place. Anyway, much too expensive in my opinion. When I returned from my last trip to Oz last October, I packed 20 tins of Canadian Brunswick sardines into my suitcase, a mix of spring water, olive oil and soybean oil varieties. The tins had the customary zip tops.

When I unpacked the suitcase after my return, 4 of the 20 tins had popped open in transit and made a mess of the contents of my suitcase. I will do a better job packing my suitcase on the next trip back from Darwin.

[villayouth 37]

And this depicts the degeneration of a thread quite well...

From something as innocuous as 'Tinned Red Salmon', all the way to being fucked by your alsation..........

You really are a collection of gutter rats out there!

 

 

great thread though

[tingtongtony 151]

Previously, the best rimming I ever had was from a girl named May at Betty Boop on soi 6. Then one day I applied some sardine oil to my rusty bullet hole and let my cat go to town on it. It was a life changing experience. I really miss Sooty

 

PAPS you trying to tell us you found a bone up your arse then PAPS

 

DOWN VILLA THATS A GOOD BOY

 

THE BLUES KEEP RIGHT ON

[MM 6,562]

I'd like to thank whoever brought some "John West Tinned Sardines in Olive Oil" and Jacobs Cream Crackers to FLB a couple of nights ago.

 

I wasn't in, at the time, so I don't know who to thank.

 

But, thank you!

 

I went to Foodland a few days ago and once again could find nothing but mackerel in a tin.

[Gonzo 419]

I'd like to thank whoever brought some "John West Tinned Sardines in Olive Oil" and Jacobs Cream Crackers to FLB a couple of nights ago.

 

I wasn't in, at the time, so I don't know who to thank.

 

But, thank you!

 

I went to Foodland a few days ago and once again could find nothing but mackerel in a tin.

It certainly wasn't me leaving John West sardines at the FLB for your pleasure. I would have eaten them myself. I am convinced there are no good sardines to be found in any shop in Pattaya. .

 

Friendship supermarket has a supply of tinned German herring in various sauces and also has glass jars of pickled in vinegar Estonian herring. The glass chars contain 5 small herrings wrapped around a piece of small cucumber. They are outrageously expensive at around THB 320 per jar. The pickled fish smells a bit like cunt, wich has not been cleaned for at least 2 days, so keep a toothbrush and toothpaste nearby. The pickled herring tastes fantastic, especially when drinking beer. It cannot be used for sexual purposes, unless you want to make a nice-smelling pussy smell like a rancid one. They (the fish) are called Rollmops and very popular in Holland, Germany and the Baltic countries.

[aussiechic 209]

It certainly wasn't me leaving John West sardines at the FLB for your pleasure. I would have eaten them myself. I am convinced there are no good sardines to be found in any shop in Pattaya. .

 

Friendship supermarket has a supply of tinned German herring in various sauces and also has glass jars of pickled in vinegar Estonian herring. The glass chars contain 5 small herrings wrapped around a piece of small cucumber. They are outrageously expensive at around THB 320 per jar. The pickled fish smells a bit like cunt, wich has not been cleaned for at least 2 days, so keep a toothbrush and toothpaste nearby. The pickled herring tastes fantastic, especially when drinking beer. It cannot be used for sexual purposes, unless you want to make a nice-smelling pussy smell like a rancid one. They (the fish) are called Rollmops and very popular in Holland, Germany and the Baltic countries.

 

I would bring some over for you but I wouldn't want the jar to bust in my bag, might make me undies smell a bit funny and I already get them fruit and veg dogs smelling me dirty Landry.

Edited January 20, 2010 by aussiechic

[MM 6,562]

I would bring some over for you but I wouldn't want the jar to bust in my bag, might make me undies smell a bit funny and I already get them fruit and veg dogs smelling me dirt Landry.

 

Good point. I made the mistake of eating a whole tin of them after finishing the night at FLB. Noticing I had a bad case of fish breath, I brushed my teeth, gargled a couple of times, ate a mint, and then went into the bedroom and tried to get amorous with my missus.

 

As soon as I started to kiss her she complained about the fish smell on my breath. The odor doesn't stay down very well.

 

I doubt it would ever come out of your undies.

[Gonzo 419]

I would bring some over for you but I wouldn't want the jar to bust in my bag, might make me undies smell a bit funny and I already get them fruit and veg dogs smelling me dirt Landry.

Aussiechic, thanks for the kind reply, but i can do without the sardines for the time being. When I go for my next brief trip back to Aussieland I will eat a couple of tins and then probably won't have any more cravings for sardines for a very long time. It is similar to me wanting to eat Kentucky Fried chicken once in a blue moon and being very disappointed after having eaten it. It normally takes another six month before I have another go at it.

 

It is also similar to wanting to be home in Darwin again. Usually, after a couple of weeks back home I search the Internet for a flight back to Thailand. Do you think this is normal behaviour or should I go and see a psychiatrist?

[glynbuk 29]

Heinz baked beans in Villa Market around Bt165.

 

 

Per can ????

 

Bloody hell, its 8 cans (400g each) for 3 quid in iceland supermarket and tesco's

in the uk too are doing 10 cans for 3 quid in the paper today

[papillon 695]

These aren't too bad once I've rinsed off the Tom Sauce and mixed in a little Tobasco.........