Bumper Stickers Seen On Military Bases

[BigusDicus 9,835]

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has never solved anything."

 

"Army Rangers - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

 

"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"

 

"U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"

 

"Stop Global Whining"

 

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

 

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

 

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Rangers Smile Back"

 

"Army Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

 

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

 

"Marines - Providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775"

 

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

 

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

 

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

 

"Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

 

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

 

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

[jte 1]

Funny ,because they are true!

[joekicker 53]

True indeed. I have three of them on T-shirts, two of which were bought on base.

[Captain_C 28]

I was taking down my Christmas lights for this year, and realised I wasn't sure wheather or not they had offended my muslim neighbours. So just to be on the safe side I painted 'Allah is a Cunt' on my garage door.....

[bruiser 0]

I was taking down my Christmas lights for this year, and realised I wasn't sure wheather or not they had offended my muslim neighbours. So just to be on the safe side I painted 'Allah is a Cunt' on my garage door.....

 

That gave me a great laugh.

Subtle as a Brick

Yeah if they cant take a joke F..k EM