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This is worrisome

 

Beer contains female hormones:

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

 

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain

Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour Period.

 

 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Oh crap. Can't argue with that logic, guess I'll have to give up beer. Wonder if I'll get more erections if I quit? My sex life is expensive enough already

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Oh crap. Can't argue with that logic, guess I'll have to give up beer. Wonder if I'll get more erections if I quit? My sex life is expensive enough already

 

Don't quit!........Buy a dress, PM villayouth and earn beer money. :bigsmile:

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