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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.

 

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that

I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend,

threatening our lives and me.

 

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

 

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important

message.

 

 

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my

pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I

was wearing the jacket for a reason.

 

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol

for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that

very evening.

 

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed

at your head wasn't it?

 

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from

bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet

with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies

to come help mug us again].

 

After I called your mother, or " Momma" as you had her listed in your

cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went

and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas

station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150

gallons and was extremely grateful!

 

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along

with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

 

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was

parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window

and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

 

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.

Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for

a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

 

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's

office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my

possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice

long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

 

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel

this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your

threatened crime.. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of

these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have

the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path

you've chosen to pursue in life.

 

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

 

Have a good day!

 

Thoughtfully yours,

 

 

Alex

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Nice one

 

Although in this politicaly correct, nanny state world. Alex would be suing for damages.

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Thats crazy.... you wanna know what makes it even more crazy?........

Im from Savannah, Georgia too..... Guess I gotta watch out for the Alex's i hang around?.... lol

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Thats crazy.... you wanna know what makes it even more crazy?........

Im from Savannah, Georgia too..... Guess I gotta watch out for the Alex's i hang around?.... lol

 

Got a place at The Landings. Haven't been in nearly 2 years now. GOLF PARADISE. The Landings. Deer Creek is my favorite and Marshwood kills me for some reason.

 

Low Country Boil. Mrs Wilkes. The Squares. Happy Hour. Yummy. Now ya made me think of booking a ticket and checking in on things down in Savannah. You guys tolerating us Yankees ok these days?

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An "urban legend" but a good one nonetheless.

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Got a place at The Landings. Haven't been in nearly 2 years now. GOLF PARADISE. The Landings. Deer Creek is my favorite and Marshwood kills me for some reason.

 

Low Country Boil. Mrs Wilkes. The Squares. Happy Hour. Yummy. Now ya made me think of booking a ticket and checking in on things down in Savannah. You guys tolerating us Yankees ok these days?

Sounds good.... Don't really know how they're tolerating Yankees though... I just got back home like a month or so ago for the first time in a few years.... Been a little bit of everywhere lately.... (US Army, Wounded Veteran) But, I don't think it would be much of a problem.... As long as people spend money, It's all good..... But, if you're thinking what im thinking..... You get more "Bang" for your "Buck" in Thailand..... So, Id suggest stay there...... But, what do I know? I cant golf worth a fuck anyway...... lol