I'm rich! (FBI helping me collect "Nigerian Lottery")

[SmellyFarang 57]

-----Original Message-----

From: ROBERT S. MUELLER [mailto:rob.mueller@mcom.com]

Sent: Sunday, May 09, 2010 8:04 AM

To: undisclosed-recipients:

Subject: Federal Bureau of Investigation

 

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division

J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC

 

Attention,

 

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Anderson, Wallace Fred, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Smith Williams, Daniel Wilson, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Philip Morgan, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

 

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.

 

We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling 6.1million united stated dollars will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of Three thousand us dollars a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way a which you are to receive your payment because it’s more guaranteed, since over Fifteen billion us dollars was lost on fake cheque last year 2009.

 

We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your 6.1million united stated dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as its our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed Our Time for Change has come because Change can happen).

 

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from FedEx website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

 

Name : Donny Peterson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456747216

Name : Angela L.Johnson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456750392

 

To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $260 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $260 only.

 

Contact Information

Name: Nicolas Franco

Email: nicolasfranc1009@yahoo.cn

 

Do contact Nicolas Franco of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:

 

Your full Name:

Your Address:

Home/Cell Phone:

Occupation:

Age:

 

On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $260 via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.

 

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

 

Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.

 

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

 

ROBERT S. MUELLER,

 

DIRECTOR

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

TELEPHONE: 206-666-5283

FAX: 206-666-5283

 

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Nicolas Franco of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office via the above fax number so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime. So contact is office via the above fax number so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

 

Wow!

 

So help me guys - how should I spend all my new-found riches?

 

And can anyone loan me $260?

[lovedog100 1,372]

Damn, I wonder how many will actually send the money.

[dtyolmn 4]

I got the same thing. I wonder if we have to split it?

[Ass Bandit 0]

I've got some land for sale but viewing it is only by appointment.....at low tide.

[brotherbuzz 3,206]

Wow!

"as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government...." it must be true.

 

Congrats and here's hoping you can scrounge up the $260 to make all your dreams come true.

[SmellyFarang 57]

Congrats and here's hoping you can scrounge up the $260 to make all your dreams come true.

 

In other words...

 

"Yes, I have $260 - but no, I won't loan it to you"

[pattaya_mad 208]

sad to say it but people actually do fall for this kind of scam....

[bigdelta 46]

sad to say it but people actually do fall for this kind of scam....

Scam,what scam?With my newfound riches,I plan to buy FLB and put Martin out of his misery.

I will then offer him reduced barfines and drink prices and also lower barfines for those over 60.

But if your BMI is above the norn,you'll pay extra,so it's a tradeoff.

[joekicker 53]

sad to say it but people actually do fall for this kind of scam.... allright

 

Scam? SCAM??

 

You can search the news sites for this one. A US Army captain (West Point) has been convicted of stealing $700,000 in aid money. The guy stole CASH when stationed in Iraq, and he had to mail it home to himself, the kindly officers who arrested him found $300,000 in his attic.

 

I have no real doubt this was the guy who emailed me numerous times for help in getting money out of Iraq. If only I'd not been so suspicious about so-called "scams"!

 

This is real. Here is one news story about it. Scam you say? Oh ye of sceptical bent!

 

 

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Edited May 10, 2010 by joekicker

[brotherbuzz 3,206]

In other words...

 

"Yes, I have $260 - but no, I won't loan it to you"

Ha. My wife does but she won't even lend it to me.