Obama Jokes

[BigusDicus 9,834]

The TV crowd is getting more vicious.

 

 

 

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life

would be appropriate.

--- Jay Leno

 

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--- Jay Leno

 

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--- Conan O'Brien

 

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--- Jay Leno

 

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

--- David Letterman

 

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it

started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

--- Jimmy Fallon

 

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--- Jimmy Kimmel

 

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--- David Letterman

[chacha 0]

Fook me get a life, Can't you & your wacko mates ever think of something original to say .Copy paste copy paste copy paste . Next the parrot will repeat it all in every post .

Why don't you interview Joethenutter about why life is so cheap ? We all wait with baited breath for the results .

[joekicker 53]

We all wait with baited breath for the results .

 

What have you baited it with?

 

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[berettakid 26]

Fook me get a life, Can't you & your wacko mates ever think of something original to say .Copy paste copy paste copy paste . Next the parrot will repeat it all in every post .

Why don't you interview Joethenutter about why life is so cheap ? We all wait with baited breath for the results .

welcome back Gungaddeer !

[chacha 0]

welcome back Gungaddeer !

what are you on about ?

[BigusDicus 9,834]

Why don't you interview Joethenutter about why life is so cheap ?

 

 

Forget about Joe.

 

Lets ask you. How cheap is life? Better yet, how cheap is it to you? Do you support abortion on demand? How cheap are the lives of the babies terminated in their mothers wombs?

[chacha 0]

Forget about Joe.

 

Lets ask you. How cheap is life? Better yet, how cheap is it to you? Do you support abortion on demand? How cheap are the lives of the babies terminated in their mothers wombs?

It is a womans choice . After all you don't want them one parent families do you . Now how cheap is life . You wa the 1 that led him into the cheap coment . I have a feeling you thought the same but shit out of saying it . I could be wrong but I think I'm right again .

Have you got any original thoughts or are you just going to bore us to death with COPY & PASTE COPY & PASTE COPY & PASTE ,GEEZ only asking like