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Let's face it fellow English boardies... we're a hated and mistrusted country and the cheers for Germany's goals would have been no louder in Berlin than in Glasgow.

 

My second wife was an Aussie. She told me when I was cheering on the Irish in some crucial game... 'They hate you!'

 

I said, 'Nah that's just politics the people get on all right.........It's playful banter'

 

'They hate you!' Matter of fact!

 

'Nah some of my friends at work are Irish we get on well.'

 

'I'm an Aussie...........I've been to Dublin ............They told me.........they hate you!....They won't say that to you you're English'

 

I was talking to a Scottish bar owner in Jomtien about 4weeks ago..........He was talking about Maradona's visit with The Argentina team to Glasgow to play Scotland. Terry Butcher was something to do with the Scottish team at the time and had said to the press he would, 'Never forgive Maradona for the hand of God incident.'

 

Maradona had answered according to my Scottish friend.... 'Who iz zis Terri Boocher?'

 

My Scottish friend said 'Of course that comment and the hand ball has made Maradona a hero in Scotland. We luv im.'

 

I laughed along a little uncertainly and then asked, 'What about Henri and his hand ball against the Irish?'

 

'Ach that was wrong!'

 

I stopped laughing and have taken it possibly a little too much to heart.........but admit I don't feel the same about drinking with him anymore......Though I can't help myself but still cheer on any home country unless they are playing against us.

 

So if I'm right (correct me if I'm wrong) and just out of interest..........Will the anti English watchers just lose interest now we are out or is there someone you hate as much?.....Or will you now just have favourites to cheer 'on'.......instead of 'off?'

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I guess I'd just like to see the underdogs do well. I'd love to see Slovakia beat Holland today, for instance, even if they don't get much further. If Paraguay beats Japan I'd like to see them go on to defeat Portugal or Spain, whichever they go up against.

 

An African champion would be great, which I guess basically means Ghana. Okay, that's my dream result. Ghana wins the 2010 World Cup!!!!!

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I think we have just about got it done!

 

Italia........Chronic cheating

 

France......Chronic shrugging

 

England....Chronic underachieving

 

USA..........Probability of chronic bragging

 

Yep, that's covered it :D

 

I certainly don't hate the English like the Scots and Irish do, what's to hate? They shipped us out to a better place, a long way away from them. The poor old Paddie and Scots got taken over and stayed right where they were. Nice and close. :beer

 

And yes, it's true, they do hate you and say awful things about you.

I wonder why? :beer

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I guess I'd just like to see the underdogs do well. I'd love to see Slovakia beat Holland today, for instance, even if they don't get much further. If Paraguay beats Japan I'd like to see them go on to defeat Portugal or Spain, whichever they go up against.

 

An African champion would be great, which I guess basically means Ghana. Okay, that's my dream result. Ghana wins the 2010 World Cup!!!!!

 

 

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I stopped laughing and have taken it possibly a little too much to heart.........but admit I don't feel the same about drinking with him anymore......Though I can't help myself but still cheer on any home country unless they are playing against us.

 

Look at it from another angle. The English hate/look down on everybody. The other countries are just a bit more focussed, that's all. :unsure:

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I'm from Northern Ireland and I doubt we will qualify for another major event anytime soon if ever. Therefore England are my second team and I always like to see them do well, however they have a habit of letting me down :unsure:

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Just because we love Germany/France/Argentina/Brazil etc does not mean that we hate England.

I love some English people ... Kate Moss for example.

 

Kate Moss ???? That skinny, coke snorting tart, would fit right in the T.V's 'Shameless'

 

You like Kate moss ?? If you think that is a good English person, I'd rather you hated us all !!! :unsure:

 

Ireland is the sidecar and the main land the motorbike- without us, you are going nowhere mate. :beer

 

Kate Moss ?????? FFS !

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Outside of certain areas ie little Italy, little Portugal, etc most here have been flying and waving English Flags since the games began.

 

Now if Spain can get knocked out I can win the office pool so I am cheering for Spain to go out next.

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Just adopt the Millwall anthem

 

" Nobody likes us -we don't care ! " :beer

 

Now the other Brit's toy has been broken by the Gerries, what are they going to play with now ?

 

The World Cup has turned into Wimbledon. Us watching a bunch of foreigners win a game we invented.

No local interest for us to cheer- or boo ! Oh I don't know tho' ( A. Murray ). :unsure:

 

Another sport in England run by the 'Old Boys' in Blazers, who would hate to have an English player that drops his H's or swears. No. Theyt want people who spell Fuck- Phuq, get out of the bath to have a Jimmy Riddle and take the rubbish to the bin in a briefcase. That's why we are behind in that game too. :nod

 

Well I.m off to the pub to ahve afew ales- at £1.49 a pint ! :drunk

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Look at it from another angle. The English hate/look down on everybody. The other countries are just a bit more focussed, that's all. :D

 

 

Or another way to look at it is that Scottish people like you constantly obsess about the nation next door though your ignorant racist inferiority complex.

 

Now, I have about as much evidence as you do about the English with my statement about Scottish, which is zero. :allright

 

It is noticeable though how the Scots never shut the fuck up about England, dress up and cause trouble in England shirts in France 98 to make us look bad, start websites like 'Anyone but England dot com', actually go out and spend money on the shirts of any team we play, such is the level of loathing and obsession about us.

 

I guess we should be flattered by your idiocy. :D

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Or another way to look at it is that Scottish people like you constantly obsess about the nation next door though your ignorant racist inferiority complex.

 

If I did, I would have started a thread on the subject. But I didn't. :D

 

 

Now, I have about as much evidence as you do about the English with my statement about Scottish, which is zero. :allright

 

I don't know. A quick skim on this board provides plenty of examples of the English agonising about the Kaisers, Frogs, Poles, Pakis etc etc.

 

It is noticeable though how the Scots never shut the fuck up about England, dress up and cause trouble in England shirts in France 98 to make us look bad,

 

LOL. We were too pissed to cause trouble. The only trouble I noticed was that Stan Colleymore character sticking one on the Swedish bird. Or are you suggesting it was really a Scot in fancy dress? Certainly, Stan chose to blame the Scots. Is it an English pastime, or what?

 

It was shortly after that holiday-that the notorious assault happened. However, Collymore said last week: “I am disgusted at the inaccuracies and misportrayal of the relationship as a whole and the events prior to and during the now-infamous trip to Paris.

 

“I believe I have taken full responsibility for my actions and paid for them fully.”

 

But in an interview last year Collymore blamed the Tartan Army for his brutal attack on Jonsson at the France 98 World Cup.

 

The ex-England striker claimed he punched his then girlfriend in the face because he was jealous she was partying with Scots fans before the opening match against Brazil.

 

He lashed out in violent fury when the Swede chose to stay in a Paris bar pulling pints for fans, fellow TV host Ally McCoist and BBC Scotland staff rather than dine alone with him.

 

 

start websites like 'Anyone but England dot com',

 

So, who started the website? The shirts were being sold in Scotland by a company registered in Berkshire.

 

actually go out and spend money on the shirts of any team we play, such is the level of loathing and obsession about us.

 

I'll hold my hand up and admit to having purchased NZ, Aussie, French, Ireland, SA, Argentina, Japan and even Hong Kong and Fiji rugby shirts. You'd be kidding yourself if you thought it had anything to do with whoever England happened to be playing.

 

I guess we should be flattered by your idiocy.

 

Not idiot enough to think that ABE merchandise is some Scottish/Irish/Welsh enterprise. :D

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:D

 

 

Congratulations reneener! :D

 

I was actually cheering for them all the time, just kidding about that Slovakia thing. :D :allright

 

Come to think of it, the Netherlands seems to be always the bridesmaid, never the bride at the World Cup... maybe this is your year?

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Congratulations reneener! 1luv

 

I was actually cheering for them all the time, just kidding about that Slovakia thing. 1luv :allright

 

Come to think of it, the Netherlands seems to be always the bridesmaid, never the bride at the World Cup... maybe this is your year?

 

1luv :D

Come to think of it, the Netherlands seems to be always the bridesmaid, never the bride at the World Cup... maybe this is your year?

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It 'ain't ad bad as you might think.

 

When my family first went to Scotland to stay at our friends house in East Kilbride, Glasgow. They were worried about how their Brother In Law Tam, was going to react. He hated the English with a vengence. We had no idea how he felt about us.

 

It was at our friends 40th birthday Barbie' in June, while I was sheltering from the rain with Tam in the garage, that he told me how the entire family was worried about us meeting him. After spending a weekend with us- playing footie with my nipper in the garden, me singing 'my song' at the family gathering, he mellowed.

 

Fing is, as individuals we usually get along.

 

 

Being English, is like having a terminal illness. You can worry about it, or just carry on as normal. I tend to do the latter.

 

If you chose to dislike me for being English. I don't GAF

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I wanted the soft morris dancers to do well. UNTIL. Talksport went on and on after the Slovenia game. After beating that dire team by a single goal, the media had England winning the world cup. Be honest now. The crap talked about how superior England was to Germany was utter tosh and irritating to anyone not brainwashed by it. People talking shit, irritates. Look at Denny :rolleyes: But, up to then,I wanted the Faggot eaters to win. I was even sharing in their humiliation as the Krauts taught them a lesson :banghead ....But yes. The Scottish team is shit. Why do Urugauy do well on a population of 2.5 million? But the Scots are shit on 5 mil?.................Lets not mention Englands 50 mil :rolleyes: :D .....Lets stick together guys. Scots on top :D

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Outside of certain areas ie little Italy, little Portugal, etc most here have been flying and waving English Flags since the games began.

 

Now if Spain can get knocked out I can win the office pool so I am cheering for Spain to go out next.

History is on your side. In the 15 World Cups since 1950, Spain has never won anything. The never even made a semi-final. Brazil made 8 semi-finals, won 5 world cups, were runner-up twice and finished in third place once.

 

Germany reached 10 semi-finals, won the cup 3 times, were runner-up 4 times and finished in third place twice with one fourth placing.

 

England, with a bit of luck, won the cup in 1966 and were runner-up in 1990. :rolleyes:

 

If you want to know how other countries went, look at the Wikipedia link.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup

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News from the BBc of flooding in Scotland when 5 millions Scotsmen pissed themselves laughing.

 

 

Apparently OXO have produced a new 'England' product........A white cube with a red cross.........called it 'Laughing stock'

 

 

David Blaine's lost his record of 42 days in a box doing nuffink to Wayne Rooney!!

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