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You be careful, mate. They eat their young in East Kilbride. :unsure:

 

Saves putting them through university. :puke

 

And Tam worked at the I.R offices. Another transfer of jobs from London to Scotland. :unsure:

 

 

My kids were shocked that the shop in the old high street was known as "The Pakis" Broad Glaswegian Accents they had too. :D

 

Oh yes, talking of Scotland, my son bought me a bottle of GLENMORANGIE Quinta Ruban for fathers day.

 

Allow me to describe it.

 

The finest golden barley and mineral rich water from the Glenmorangie distillery's own Tarlogie springs come together in the tallest whiskey stills in Scotland to produce a spirit of finesse and delicacy.

 

Our pioneering research into into the effect of wood selection on whiskey is exemplified in The Quinta Ruban.

Mature Glenmorangie, is transferred from the original bourbon casks into the finest ruby port cask from the Quintas wine estates from Portugal to ' finish '.

 

Like sipping velvet, this voluptuosly smooth malt, imparts a balance of dark chocolate and mint flavours. ( I get a taste of Toffee-caramel myself ) with a luxurious hint of port..........

 

The Quinta Ruban is non chill filtered and bottled at a strength of 46%. This imparts added body, taste and texture to the spirit.

 

Enjoy your Sang Thip Tom! :beer

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The only private laugh I can have at the Irish & Scottish pi$$ takers is that they have undoubtedly spent more time watching England play in the last 8 world cups than they have watching their own teams.........

 

Maybe they are secret England fans ?

 

As a disappointed England fan I say that you just have to take the comments & jokes on the chin and look forward to the next tournament. As gutted as I am about how badly we played, it was still better to be along for the ride than sitting at home watching from the sidelines.

 

The disappointment has been huge but in a few weeks it won't seem so bad. A new manager and a new squad of players and I will still watch them and support them in the next Euro campaign. It's in the blood if you like football.

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Saves putting them through university. :puke

 

Why? It's free. :D

 

 

And Tam worked at the I.R offices. Another transfer of jobs from London to Scotland. :unsure:

 

Was he a bouncer, or what?

 

My kids were shocked that the shop in the old high street was known as "The Pakis" Broad Glaswegian Accents they had too. 1luv

 

Yes, but were they Catholic or Protestant Pakis? :unsure: I think most of the earlier south Asian immigrants that settled in Scotland integrated into the local communities better than say, some parts of Lancashire. I've got to say that most of them worked all hours and their kids/grandkids took full advantage of the education system.

 

 

Enjoy your Sang Thip Tom! :beer

 

Urgh! One of the reasons I chose to live within spitting distance of the Duty Frees.

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:D :D

Come to think of it, the Netherlands seems to be always the bridesmaid, never the bride at the World Cup... maybe this is your year?

 

On second thought, maybe not... next opponent looks like a tough one :unsure:

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Canadian soccer joke:

 

Striker with OYSL team : "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."

 

Coach : "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."

 

http://www.barriespirit90.com/jokes-canadiansoccer.html

 

:unsure:

 

 

:beer Ouch!

 

Don't be so hard on me dude, I'm sort of a Dutch boy myself...

 

 

I mean, I've had my finger in a few dykes :P

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:P Ouch!

 

Don't be so hard on me dude, I'm sort of a Dutch boy myself...

 

 

I mean, I've had my finger in a few dykes 2guns

 

 

O my god? Really? We will never do somethig disgusting like that! :unsure:

 

Wikipedia:

Dyke is slang terminology referring to a lesbian or lesbianism regardless of the person's actual sexual identity. Originally, it was a derogatory label for a masculine or butch woman, and this usage still exists".

 

Dykes on Bikes at New York City's 2007 LGBT pride parade

2guns :beer

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Kate Moss ???? That skinny, coke snorting tart, would fit right in the T.V's 'Shameless'

 

You like Kate moss ?? If you think that is a good English person, I'd rather you hated us all !!! :sosad

 

Ireland is the sidecar and the main land the motorbike- without us, you are going nowhere mate. 2guns

 

Kate Moss ?????? FFS !

 

I take it the mainland you are referring to is Mainland Europe, unlike England our "sidecar" is firmly attached to the mainland Europe motorbike driven by the great Germany 2guns

 

We love being attached to Europe and we appreciate all that Europe has given us:D .... England should really join the mainland.

 

 

It's nearly a century ago since we detached(got freedom) from England and we don't miss it.

 

this is the first world cup where I have seen many Irish people openly support England .... I have an affinity for Germany personally.

 

by the way I also think Keira Knightley is hot

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One of my upset predictions ALMOST came true... Japan vs Paraguay, very closely fought match. Paraguay was clearly the better team, but it ended up being decided in one of those bullshit penalty kick duels.

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I take it the mainland you are referring to is Mainland Europe, unlike England our "sidecar" is firmly attached to the mainland Europe motorbike driven by the great Germany :rolleyes:

 

 

by the way I also think Keira Knightley is hot

 

Ah now you're talking.

 

Local girl from Teddington- same as Benny hill. When she swings her leg over the side of the Black Pearl, wearing those tight white trousers, it does show off her best asset. :rolleyes:

 

Ahh the great Europe along with the equally great Euro ? Nah ! I'm O.K with The Bank of England, setting my interest rate. :D

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There's a tape of Bin Laden going around..Apparently he's saying the England team are shite!

 

This is not being counted as proof he's still alive....Could've been recorded any time in the last 44 yrs.

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