And the Lord said to Adam

[pcdodger 2]

God said, 'Adam, I

Want you to do

Something for Me.'

 

Adam said, 'Gladly,

Lord, what do You

Want me to do?'

 

God said, 'Go down

Into that valley.'

 

Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

 

God explained it to

Him. Then God said,

'Cross the river.'

 

Adam said, 'What's a River?'

 

God explained that

To him, and then said,

'Go over to the hill....'

 

Adam said, 'What is a

Hill?'

 

So, God explained to

Adam what a hill was.

 

He told Adam, 'On

The other side of the

Hill you will find a

Cave.'

 

Adam said, 'What's a

Cave?'

 

After God explained,

He said, 'In the cave

You will find a woman.'

 

Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

 

So God explained

That to him, too.

 

Then, God said, 'I

Want you to

Reproduce.'

 

Adam said, 'How do

I do that?'

 

God first said (under

His breath), 'Geez.....'

 

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to

Adam, as well.

 

So, Adam goes down

Into the valley,

 

Across the river, and

Over the hill, into the

Cave, and finds the

Woman.

 

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

 

God, His patience

Wearing thin, said

Angrily, 'What is it

Now?'

 

And Adam said....

 

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(YOU'RE GOING TO

LOVE THIS!!!!!!)

 

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'What's a headache?

[GlynRhedyn 32]

This joke shouldn't be on a Pattaya forum as it promotes unprotected sex.

Glyn.

[atlas2 4,329]

Actually Adams first words to the naked Eve were....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'You better get out of the way............I don't know how big this thing is going to get!!'

[roorsoldja 325]

great Joke.