TE CATHOLIC PRIEST

[APOLLO 0]

A CATHOLIC PRIEST WAS DRIVING

TO MASS ONE SUNDAY MORNING,

WHEN HE DROVE OVER A FROG.

THE PRIEST WAS DEVASTATED ,

HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND RUN OVER

TO SEE HOW THE FROG WAS, IT WAS BARELY ALIVE.

FORGETTING ABOUT MASS ,

HE TOOK THE FROG HOME AND CARESSED THE FROG

ALL DAY TO TRY AND MAKE THE FROG BETTER.

THAT NIGHT HE SLEPT WITH THE FROG .

THE FOLLOWING MORNING

THE FROG SEEMED A LOT BETTER

SO HE KISSED IT ON THE LIPS.

SUDDENLY THE FROG CHANGED

INTO A 11 YR OLD BOY............

AND THAT, YOUR HONOUR IS THE CASE FOR THE DEFENCE.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

as a Roman Catholic I protest...

 

 

...too loudly