Glitterman Speaks About [G] Glitterman Dies a Horrible Death Never To Return.

[glitterman 0]

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The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back AGAIN, with some more of the same same INSANE, what a great poet i am in all this wind and RAIN. So here it is, yet another for you to speed read or abandon after this line;

 

PARABLE 3496; The parable of the cheese from the moon....yet again.

 

 

...........And so cycling slowly along beach road one afternoon. The Great Golden Glitterman did happen to see a beautiful ferang lady smile and wave to the Golden One and say,

 

"O Great Glitterman, i love you, save me, my pussy needs you now."

 

The Golden One Quickly slammed on his brakes, got off his bicycle and smiled at the lady saying,

 

"Fear not, for as you know i am the Great Golden Glitterman, and as you know i dont like to brag but i am the superhero of Pattaya, righter of wrongs, the most photographed Western ferang in the history of Thailand, The most recognised Western public figure in Pattaya......Brag Brag Brag...[20 mins later]....Brag brag brag......and i have been in seven Pattaya Parades in the last fifty days, most of which i lead at the very front.....[40 mins later]........and i am more popular then Jesus Christ here and i cant wait to save you." Then the lady looked relieved when he finished and said,

 

"Thankyou, only YOU are good enough."

 

The Golden One looked towards the sky and thought to himself "Thankyou Lord." But as he looked up his eyes caught something moving in the trees, and it let out a "Meeeeeeaaaaaaoooooouuuuu!"

 

Then the lady said, "He has been stuck up there for over two hours now."

 

 

 

...................And so in an angry huff the Great Golden One cycled on and thought to himself,

 

"Huh!...saving pussy cats in trees, Whatever next? I am a super hero, a God. What this city needs is a new natural disaster for me to save them from, that will certainly pin me to the board for them to look up to."

So the Golden One summoned up a terrible, terrible storm. The wind removing roofs and collapsing trees. Then the Golden One stood in the middle of Beach Road saying,

 

"Be still wind, for i am the Great Golden Glitterman, and i command you to vanish into the thin air, BEGONE BEGONE BEGOOOOONE".

 

And the storm quickly diminished and dissapeared, and all the people cheered the Golden One saying, "Our Savior, our savior." Then the Golden One placed a piece of cheese from the moon on their tongues saying,

 

"This is the body of our savior, me. Piece be with you." and they all indivigually replied,

 

"And also with you, Amen." Then all the people rejoiced.

 

 

.............And so the Great Golden Glitterman cycled on to the end of Beach Road saying to himself, "Thats more like it, nothing quite hits the spot like a nice bit of hero worship towards me, maybe i will also do a pseudo leave then big comeback, that always works well." Then the Golden One looked at the giant advertising television screen on top of the Walking Street entrance, and said to himself, "I should be up on that screen, day and night."

Suddenly on his right a tree that had been weakened earlier by the recent storm gave way and collapsed almost hitting the Golden One as he cycled past. "Phew! That was close, almost hit me". But a stick from the falling tree went into the spokes of his bicycle, and so the Golden One flew over the handle bars and flew through the air, somersaulting with arms outstretched as he flew, and came crashing into that big television screen on top of the Walking Street gate. The screen blacked out with a loud "BANG!!!" Sparks and smoke erupted out, and the Golden Ones skeleton was visable for a few seconds while he was getting electrocuted. Then the smoke cleared, and stuck in the middle of the big television screen was the Great Golden One in a cruisifix pose. The Golden One was pinned to the broken television screen in the cruisifix position. He could not move, and he knew he was dieing.

Gazing down he could see a gathered crowd, crying praying and sobbing. But then the Golden One noticed the forums 'Grumpy Mens Club' walk in amongst the tearful crowd and whisper into the ears of all the mourners. Within a minuit the entire crowd of mourners were rejoicing and dancing. Many were even blowing raspberries, swearing and throwing rotten poor quality cheese at the dieing Golden One.

Dieing from his wounds and now even a broken heart, the Great Golden One looked towards the sky and said,

 

"Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do. I stand at your gates alone, this is the end." Then the big voice above said,

 

"NO my Golden One, this is not the end it is only the beginning Saint Glitterman."

 

Then the Golden One turned toward me, where i stood on the street corner composing and writing this story, and the Golden One said to me,

 

"James Bond, [My name in Pattaya for eight years] Please let me die." and i said,

 

"YES Glitterman, i will let you die".

 

Then the Golden One looked back at the happy dancing singing crowd and gave that beautiful Golden Glitterman smile......and died.

AMEN.

 

 

 

The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken.....Died......Never to Return.

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[brotherbuzz 3,206]

"Glitterman Dies a Horrible Death Never To Return."

 

Saddened to read of your demise. Any details?

[benny27 3]

Thank goodness for that. We won't have to read any more of this drivel. I won't be sending flowers. One question - why does someone who can write such a lot, so must be reasonably literate and intelligent, still type lower case i instead of I when referring to himself? Get ready for his reply....

[Norfloxacin400 87]

anyone noticed a similarity in Gilttermans writting style to that of monkey man who writes his monthly reports here. not sure many read them either?

[lovedog100 1,372]

I have this idiot on ignore, so I don't know what he wrote. However, if he died, why is he posting again? Didn't he yet again, just last week promise to go away and quit posting? I seem to remember a farewell headline posted on all of the Pattaya boards from glittercunt. This self promoting pompous ass is like a bad case of the clap. She just won't go away.