Warning

[jballstate]

Be Careful This Christmas

 

 

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint

study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor

Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

 

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who just drink coffee,

carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and stuff like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

 

This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.

[2 slices short]

Just goes to show: with the right statistics, you can prove anything.

 

Cheers : Admiral Ken

[rightsaid]

Hope you don't mind I'm gonna post it on my facebook.

[yorta2]

Yeah, they should get all those accident-causing sober pricks off the road so us alcoholics can get home safely.