Australia's great soccer team

[Gonzo 419]

Here is something for you poor bastards in the old country to cheer you up, freezing your arse off back home and crying into your beer.

 

Edited December 20, 2010 by Gonzo

[bratpack 91]

Here is something for you poor bastards in the old country to cheer you up, freezing your arse off back home and crying into your beer.

 

 

 

 

Less of the bastard,and i am not poor,and i am not freezing cold

[Gonzo 419]

Less of the bastard,and i am not poor,and i am not freezing cold

So you are just crying into your beer. Good on you and enjoy the festive season.

[MM 6,562]

Less of the bastard,and i am not poor,and i am not freezing cold

 

He did say for you poor bastards in the old country, so that wouldn't apply to you, would it?

[bratpack 91]

He did say for you poor bastards in the old country, so that wouldn't apply to you, would it?

 

 

Why are you right all the time Martin

[bratpack 91]

So you are just crying into your beer. Good on you and enjoy the festive season.

 

 

And u Gonzo u rich bastard

[Gonzo 419]

And u Gonzo u rich bastard

I can be a bit of a bastard at times, I must admit. I don't know about being rich, but I hope to have enough dosh to last me another 20 years or so. Thanks for the well wishes.

[bratpack 91]

I can be a bit of a bastard at times, I must admit. I don't know about being rich, but I hope to have enough dosh to last me another 20 years or so. Thanks for the well wishes.

 

 

No probs mate,hope to have enought for 20-25 then i will bow out respectably

[jacko 8,762]

No probs mate,hope to have enought for 20-25 then i will bow out respectably

I am planning to go disgracefully.....

[jacko 8,762]

Here is something for you poor bastards in the old country to cheer you up, freezing your arse off back home and crying into your beer.

The Oz players are all European based, so they obviously know where to go to get a good game!

[bratpack 91]

I am planning to go disgracefully.....

 

 

Nowt wrong with that,form an orderly queue lol

[nidnoyham 30]

Here is something for you poor bastards in the old country to cheer you up, freezing your arse off back home....

 

 

The advantage of freezing your arse off is, it does discourage the biting, stinging, venomous creatures from living here.

 

I can walk through a grassy field in the summer in shorts and flip flops, with 'no worries sport'.

 

Sit out after dark in the summerhouse by candle light, with a drink without being eaten alive....

 

Barefoot in the garden too. Had to convince an Oz girl living with us, that she wouldn't get thing stuck in her feet from the grass.

 

Me and Herb enjoy our snow scene walks. Following fox trails is a cinch.

 

You think FIFA took Funnel Web spiders and Box Jellyfish into consideration ?

 

Have a nice warm Xmas old son- we'll have a white one !

[Gonzo 419]

The advantage of freezing your arse off is, it does discourage the biting, stinging, venomous creatures from living here.

 

I can walk through a grassy field in the summer in shorts and flip flops, with 'no worries sport'.

 

Sit out after dark in the summerhouse by candle light, with a drink without being eaten alive....

 

Barefoot in the garden too. Had to convince an Oz girl living with us, that she wouldn't get thing stuck in her feet from the grass.

 

Me and Herb enjoy our snow scene walks. Following fox trails is a cinch.

 

You think FIFA took Funnel Web spiders and Box Jellyfish into consideration ?

 

Have a nice warm Xmas old son- we'll have a white one !

Swatting funnel web or red back spiders, swimming in croc-infested waters full with box jellyfish, surfing or diving with beady-eyed sharks, walking barefoot through itchy 2 metre high spear grass full with brown snakes, taipans and other similar nasties in a tropical climate with icy-cold bottles of VB is a lot more fun than living in a boring European country, where it either rains most of the time or one freezes his arse off, where the majority of women are fat, spoiled rotten, demanding and ugly. I would rather fight bush fires and put up with frequent cyclones, than shovel snow in the morning to get my car out from the driveway. I would rather fuck a black gin under the hot sun in the bush and get bitten in the arse by mosquitoes and sand flies whilst doing so. No wonder you blokes have such soft and white skin, coming from a place, where the lush green grass, which needs constant mowing, does not tickle you between the toes. I would rather do the deed with your Aussie sheila on a warm, soft and sandy beach back home than on the turf in your garden, mate. Oh, I nearly forgot, have a nice Christmas and enjoy your warm beer.

[Obsession 571]

No probs mate,hope to have enought for 20-25 then i will bow out respectably

 

At 400 bht for a night out, your money should last you forever

[nidnoyham 30]

Swatting funnel web or red back spiders, swimming in croc-infested waters full with box jellyfish, surfing or diving with beady-eyed sharks, walking barefoot through itchy 2 metre high spear grass full with brown snakes, taipans and other similar nasties in a tropical climate with icy-cold bottles of VB is a lot more fun than living in a boring European country, where it either rains most of the time or one freezes his arse off, where the majority of women are fat, spoiled rotten, demanding and ugly. I would rather fight bush fires and put up with frequent cyclones, than shovel snow in the morning to get my car out from the driveway. I would rather fuck a black gin under the hot sun in the bush and get bitten in the arse by mosquitoes and sand flies whilst doing so. No wonder you blokes have such soft and white skin, coming from a place, where the lush green grass, which needs constant mowing, does not tickle you between the toes. I would rather do the deed with your Aussie sheila on a warm, soft and sandy beach back home than on the turf in your garden, mate. Oh, I nearly forgot, have a nice Christmas and enjoy your warm beer.

 

 

Don't tell me you are shagging young fit birds in Oz ? Your not Mel Gibson are you ?

 

As for shagging the Sheila that stayed with me, she was my daughters friend and unfortunately died 18 months ago, just short of her 30th B.Day of cancer, started as Melanoma. But you weren't to know that. Her story is a womens mag "That's Life" this month in Oz.

 

Shoveling snow, is a bit of fun for me, gets the blood circulating and challenges your driving skill too. I remember riding my M.Bike from work years ago. It was snowing dinner plate size flakes, It was great ! Before that, I used to bicycle to Heathrow in the winter. By the time I got there, I had icicles on my moustach, from my breath. All this I am sure has help keep me fairly fit into my old age. It's all in the mind. No such thing as wrong weather- just wrong clothes !

 

Soft white Skin ? how many people in S.E Asia would like that ?

[joekicker 53]

Here is something for you poor bastards in the old country to cheer you up, freezing your arse off back home and crying into your beer.

 

They could make a movie out of this. Oh, wait, they already did:

 

Danny O'Shea: Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves...

Tad: One time.

Rudy Zolteck: One time.

Junior Floyd: [smiles] Yeah... one time!

 

- Little Giants

 

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[nidnoyham 30]

They could make a movie out of this. Oh, wait, they already did:

 

Danny O'Shea: Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves...

Tad: One time.

Rudy Zolteck: One time.

Junior Floyd: [smiles] Yeah... one time!

 

- Little Giants

 

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He's finally lost it ! It had to happen !

[MM 6,562]

Me and Herb enjoy our snow scene walks. Following fox trails is a cinch.

 

That is such a lovely image. What dog lover forum wouldn't be thrilled to have stories of a man and his dog?

 

Shagged any Thai birds lately?

[nidnoyham 30]

That is such a lovely image. What dog lover forum wouldn't be thrilled to have stories of a man and his dog?

 

Shagged any Thai birds lately?

 

 

Done something you enjoyed, that wasn't shagging a This bird lately ?

[MM 6,562]

Done something you enjoyed, that wasn't shagging a This bird lately ?

 

I assume you mean Thai?

 

I enjoy lots of things in Pattaya.

 

And, Herb sounds like a fine companion.

[nidnoyham 30]

I assume you mean Thai?

 

I enjoy lots of things in Pattaya.

 

And, Herb sounds like a fine companion.

 

If you asked the last Thai I shagged (last month) what she would rather do. Shag me, or walk Herb- it would be Herb every time, she adores him.

 

I will endevour to post a pic of us with my son on here. A pictures worth a thousand words.

[joekicker 53]

If you asked the last Thai I shagged (last month) what she would rather do. Shag me, or walk Herb- it would be Herb every time, she adores him. lovee

 

You're sure that it's the love of the dog she doesn't want to do you, right?

 

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[jacko 8,762]

The advantage of freezing your arse off is, it does discourage the biting, stinging, venomous creatures from living here.

 

I can walk through a grassy field in the summer in shorts and flip flops, with 'no worries sport'.

 

Sit out after dark in the summerhouse by candle light, with a drink without being eaten alive....

 

Barefoot in the garden too. Had to convince an Oz girl living with us, that she wouldn't get thing stuck in her feet from the grass.

 

Me and Herb enjoy our snow scene walks. Following fox trails is a cinch.

 

You think FIFA took Funnel Web spiders and Box Jellyfish into consideration ?

 

Have a nice warm Xmas old son- we'll have a white one !

I seemed to end up with effin' dog shit on me a lot as a kid....

Or even as an adult, working under the car in the back street was treacherous.

[microman 0]

The advantage of freezing your arse off is, it does discourage the biting, stinging, venomous creatures from living here.

More biting and stinging things there than Oz I assure you. Most of our biting ands tinging things live in the sea.

I can walk through a grassy field in the summer in shorts and flip flops, with 'no worries sport'.

I can walk through a grassy field in winter in the same attire without being eaten alive.

Sit out after dark in the summerhouse by candle light, with a drink without being eaten alive....

Sit out in the open air, mozzie coils and a UV zapper, no worries

Barefoot in the garden too. Had to convince an Oz girl living with us, that she wouldn't get thing stuck in her feet from the grass.

Many people walk around barefoot here, personally I think they are wankers, going shopping etc, but I walk around my own property barefoot many times, never got stung by anything. Wouldn't do it in the wet up here though, guaranteed meliodosis.

Me and Herb enjoy our snow scene walks. Following fox trails is a cinch.

Snow is cold and wet.

 

You think FIFA took Funnel Web spiders and Box Jellyfish into consideration ?

Funnel Webs are only found in a very small part of Australia, and Box Jellyfish in small areas of sea in around the northern coasts.FIFA only cares about money,

 

Have a nice warm Xmas old son- we'll have a white one !

It is snowing in parts of Australia now, however I'll be throwing prawns on my barbie and enjoying my outdoor spa with a few bevies at Christmas.

[nidnoyham 30]

I seemed to end up with effin' dog shit on me a lot as a kid....

Or even as an adult, working under the car in the back street was treacherous.

 

 

Herb only Tom Tits in secluded places and outside fox entrances to the bramble bushes. He likes them to know he is about, so watch out. It is the dogie equivalent to building a Mosque at the sight of the W.T.C

 

The foxes shat on A.J's case of beer on the patio last week, to do the same to us.

 

How come Australia's great soccer team, has got round to dog and fox shit ?