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BBC News: 15 dyslexic parents have been arrested for kcking the shit out of Jimmy somerville

 

 

The BBC News channel has just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s.

 

The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.

 

 

 

The jimmy saville scandal is of no surprise to many at the bbc, during the 70s it was rife , even rod hull had been fisting a bird for years

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He's DEAD for fucks sake!? Is this the norm now? Accusations after death?

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he is as guilty as fuck

 

Just wish he was still around to answer the allegations

 

According to Liz Kershaw (former Radio 1 DJ) has made accusation that a well known seleb used to fondled her in the studio while live on air.

 

What appears to be the problem there was a culture at the BBC who were just afraid to tell the likes of JS that they should not do what they were doing when it was just going a little too far, as a result the misdemeanors became serious, it has been clear that many at the BBC knew what was going on and those that did not know certainly heard the jokes.

 

I would not be surprised to see a number of well known BBC radio and TV presenters facing some serous accusations in the next few weeks, or just suddenly retiring...

 

Must be every former Radio1 jock is under suspicion.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19867830

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he is as guilty as fuck

 

Evidently and that's exactly what I meant with my initial comment in this thread (although it has obviously been misinterpreted, hence the people who gave it a negative rating). Why did it take until he was dead before anybody came forward? Surely there must have been people in the industry that knew something, you can't tell me no one did. Although it may bring some closure to his victims it doesn't create much faith in the showbiz industry. He never "fixed it for me" when I wrote him a letter in the eighties so it's just as well I suppose.

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Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I Got

News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team.

Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn't

like Mr. Saville very much)

 

Out-take 3:09'36

During the headline round:

DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you?

SAVILLE: I still am.

DEAYTON: Are you?

SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country.

(Audience laugh)

DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that.

SAVILLE: What have you heard?

DEAYTON: I've...

MERTON: Something about a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock.

(Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause)

SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend...

MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs)

HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something?

(Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the...

SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling.

DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe...

SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now how wrong I was. (Audience laugh)

DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler?

SAVILLE: Yes I was.

DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience giggles)

HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country...

SAVILLE: That's right.

MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh)

DEAYTON: Erm...

HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul...

SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I...

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for pick-ups...

MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.

SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)

MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take)

DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul?

MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant to say.

(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors.

(Audience unrest)

HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello!

(Audience laughs)

DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha...

SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal...

MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?

(Audience laughs)

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's...

MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on...

DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you?

(Huge audience laugh)

SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.

DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything?

SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs)

___________________________________

Out-take 4: 21'20

Following a discussion about caravans:

DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the...

MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.

SAVILLE: Did you really?

MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke.

(Audience laugh)

HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...

SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.

MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)

DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.

MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your show, wasn't it?

(Audience laugh)

SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.

HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?

SAVILLE: She was an exception.

DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?

SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...

HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she?

(Uncertain audience laugh)

SAVILLE: That's right.

HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her arm if she said anything...

SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms.

(Audience unease)

MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are.

SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by...

MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this depressing old fucked up cunt of a fucker on television who's riddled with cancer and fucking pubic lice.

HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)

MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything.

DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...?

MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides.

SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy.

MERTON: Oh fuck off...

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters)

PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently...

RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON

AWAITING HIS CUE

DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his relaxed acting style...

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It reads as true...as believable.........but is it? Can anyone verify this? I've given you a vote 'cause it's funny and I sorta hope he was challenged in this way.

 

 

A hoax......Still funny though and dammned well written.

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Our records indicate that you were once felt up by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "stop Jimmy stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me" medal.

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On his way to a party Tony Blackburn stops off to invite Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter.

Upon arrival the host looks at Saville and Glitter, turns to Tony and says "Tony, why did you bring these two?"

"Because you asked me to." Replies Tony.

"No, Tony. I said I'm having a pool party...make sure you bring a pair of SPEEDOS!"

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I aint got a fixation with JIMMY SAVILE !!!!!

 

That's good to know. Unless he did his baddies on Pattaya, who gives a fuck other than English radio listeners?

 

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That's good to know. Unless he did his baddies on Pattaya, who gives a fuck other than English radio listeners?

 

My apologies to toss3r...go ahead and have your fun. That post was after a long night and morning of drinking.

 

I'm just jealous because I have no idea who this fellow is, but it sounds like he had affected a great many with his radio show.

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My apologies to toss3r...go ahead and have your fun. That post was after a long night and morning of drinking.

 

I'm just jealous because I have no idea who this fellow is, but it sounds like he had affected a great many with his radio show.

 

Much more to do with his television show which ran from the seventies where he "fixed" it for young children to do something they always dreamed of doing. Due to all the revelations of child abuse as of late it's now known that he was using the show and his celebrity status to get close to the children he abused. Sick.

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Just wish he was still around to answer the allegations

 

According to Liz Kershaw (former Radio 1 DJ) has made accusation that a well known seleb used to fondled her in the studio while live on air.

 

What appears to be the problem there was a culture at the BBC who were just afraid to tell the likes of JS that they should not do what they were doing when it was just going a little too far, as a result the misdemeanors became serious, it has been clear that many at the BBC knew what was going on and those that did not know certainly heard the jokes.

 

I would not be surprised to see a number of well known BBC radio and TV presenters facing some serous accusations in the next few weeks, or just suddenly retiring...

 

Must be every former Radio1 jock is under suspicion.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19867830

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Saville was a 'hard bastard' by anyone's standards and had been known to crack a few skulls in his time. If he was guilty of sexual crimes then we probably owe it to his victims to at least let their accusations be heard. What does disturb me is that, if the HIGNFY transcript is to be believed then his transgressions were widely known in the 'business'. If that is the case I would like to hear what those who knew but said nothing have to say for themselves. They allowed him to remain in a position where he could carry out his crimes and with a reputation that made his intentions all the easier. He was a sick animal but what about those who stood back and let it all happen?

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Jimmy Saville was a 'hard bastard' by anyone's standards and had been known to crack a few skulls in his time. If he was guilty of sexual crimes then we probably owe it to his victims to at least let their accusations be heard. What does disturb me is that, if the HIGNFY transcript is to be believed then his transgressions were widely known in the 'business'. If that is the case I would like to hear what those who knew but said nothing have to say for themselves. They allowed him to remain in a position where he could carry out his crimes and with a reputation that made his intentions all the easier. He was a sick animal but what about those who stood back and let it all happen?

 

From revelations in the last few weeks it was clear from many sources rumors and jokes were wide spread within the BBC.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19801768

Former BBC chairman Lord Michael Grade told Channel 4 News he had "fleetingly" heard rumours about Savile when he was controller of BBC One in the 1980s.

"People would cast aspersions in a general conversation," he said, but "no-one said 'I know someone who has been attacked by an artist.'"

"There were question marks, certainly [but] I never heard anything that gave me cause to think we should investigate or do anything about it.

He also dismissed suggestions of a BBC cover-up as "ludicrous".

 

Former BBC press officer Rodney Collins first heard of the allegations in 1973

"I think there have been quite a few attempts to get behind the allegations - so you can't say anyone ignored it."

Speaking to the BBC, Rodney Collins - a press officer when Savile was a DJ at BBC Radio 1 - said he had been asked in 1973 to check whether newspapers were planning to print allegations of Savile having inappropriate liaisons with underage girls.

He said he discovered the papers had "heard these allegations" but were unwilling to print them "whether... true or not because Jimmy Savile [did] a lot for charity".

"He was perceived as a very popular man," he recalled being told.

He reported back that they were not planning to run the story: "I didn't say that there's no truth in the allegations, I didn't say that Jimmy Savile was whiter than white.

"What I said was I don't believe the newspapers are going to print anything."

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He's DEAD for fucks sake!? Is this the norm now? Accusations after death?

 

There were accusations before he died, many years ago, but Jim fixed them.

 

I used to call his show "Jim will fuck it".

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