Traffic Warden Joke(especially if you've ever tried parking in Brighton(UK)

[N3RGT 118]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's

funeral, a voice from inside screams:

 

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

 

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and

mutters:

 

"Too late Sir, I've already done the paperwork"

[MM 6,562]

Sorry, what was that? I was looking at your avatar!

[Montydog 135]

Very apt as I got one Thursday for £65 bastards

[atlas2 4,329]

Sorry, what was that? I was looking at your avatar!

 

Ditto.......Lovely smile.

[MM 6,562]

 

Ditto.......Lovely smile.

Smile?

[atlas2 4,329]

Smile?

 

Why, what else would you notice? You're so coarse Millimeter!

 

It's little, foolish things like a 'smile' that can remind you of someone......so special.

 

How does the song go?.....

 

"The lipstick stains around that old.. french-letter

The dose of syphillis that won't... get better

The night we.... spewed our rings.........These foolish things......Remind me of you!"

 

Great avatar.........Great smile......OK GREAT TITS!

Edited October 29, 2012 by atlas2

[MrMango 671]

Ditto.......Lovely smile.

Both of them...