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The sands of time are shifting


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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and

thinking, surely I can't look that old.

 

 

My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first

appointment with a new dentist.

 

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same

name had been in my high school class 46 years earlier.

 

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

 

Upon seeing him I quickly discarded any such thought.

 

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too

old to have been my classmate.

 

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park

High School.

 

'Yes, yes, I did. I'm a Mustang", he gleamed with pride.

 

"When did you graduate?", I asked.

 

 

He answered, "In 1967. Why do you ask?"

 

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

 

He looked at me closely.

 

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired,

decrepit bastard asked, "What did you teach?"

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Well done.........I'd heard that but it was still funny....It's the way you tell 'em.

 

I heard about this teacher in Washington State.

 

"Today we are going to define words..........Let's start with an easy one...Handsome"

 

Up shoots Lattisha's hand.

 

"Yes Lattisha."

 

"Well when I's a sucking on my Jamal's soul pole........An ma mouth done get to ache......I has ta use my handsome.

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Well done.........I'd heard that but it was still funny....It's the way you tell 'em.

 

I heard about this teacher in Washington State.

 

"Today we are going to define words..........Let's start with an easy one...Handsome"

 

Up shoots Lattisha's hand.

 

"Yes Lattisha."

 

"Well when I's a sucking on my Jamal's soul pole........An ma mouth done get to ache......I has ta use my handsome.

Thats funny

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