While we are on the subject of Gorillas

[jacko 8,775]

A man in a pet shop is fed up of looking at puppies and kittens, rabbits and goldfish...

I want something different, unusual he said to the proprietor.

 

Okay he says fed up ....how about this........

Oh wow, that is wonderful, how cute..........what is it?

It's a baby gorilla.....

What will it eat......?

Milk and baby food, banana flavour.......

Where will it sleep?

It's only a baby, at the foot of the bed, in a crib,

Wonderful, I will take it.......

I must warn you that it will grow quickly, and in 12 months will be 6 foot 6 and weigh 360 lbs.

Where on earth will it sleep then.......

Wherever the fuck it wants to.

 

 

[Basil B 46]

I think the same could be said about a cat

[Bushcraft 2,572]

Another 'unusual pet' joke:

 

A chap in a pet-shop is shown a parrot in a cage with a red and a blue cord hanging down from its left and right leg. The shop owner explains that if you pull the red cord, the bird will swear in French, pull the blue cord it will swear in Spanish.

Customer: What happens if I pull both cords at once?

Parrot: I'll fall off the fucking perch, you silly cunt.

[samfreeland 64]

A Women Goes To The Doctor And Tells Him She Is Having Trouble Making Love With A Parrot In The Room.

Hmm Says The Doctor And Asks Her If She Has Had A Parrot On Her Right Shoulder. Why Yes She Replies.

Hmm Says The Doctor And Asks Her If She Has Had A Parrot On Her Left Shoulder. Yes Yes I Have She Replies.

Hmm Says The Doctor And Asks Her To Stick Out Her Tongue.

Ahhh Says The Doctor I see The Problem You Have Had A Cockatoo There.

[RhinoTusk 4,901]

Back on Topic, and this is no joke.

 

I was in Baccara (Soi Cowboy) one evening and someone actually came in wearing a Gorilla costume. And the doorman let him in. I thought it might be a brilliant Indian guy that had come up with an ingenious scheme to gain entry to the bar.

[jballstate 326]

How else could he get in? lol

 

Back on Topic, and this is no joke.

 

I was in Baccara (Soi Cowboy) one evening and someone actually came in wearing a Gorilla costume. And the doorman let him in. I thought it might be a brilliant Indian guy that had come up with an ingenious scheme to gain entry to the bar.