Looking for isolated beach in Pattaya!

[leumas 0]

Hi,

 

I am from India, I planned to visit Pattaya during Sep with my wife and looking for any isolated or scheduled beach in and around Pattaya. It is very difficult to wear a string bikinies and being nude in an Indian beaches. So we are desperate to be isolated some wear in pattaya.

 

Would also like to take few snaps of my wife wearing diff bikinis and nude in an open beach. So please help us finding the right place.

 

Also need to have a safest massage for her by a guy, where can we find this kind of massage parlours?

 

[Nightrider 340]

Hi,

 

I am from India, I planned to visit Pattaya during Sep with my wife and looking for any isolated or scheduled beach in and around Pattaya. It is very difficult to wear a string bikinies and being nude in an Indian beaches. So we are desperate to be isolated some wear in pattaya.

 

Would also like to take few snaps of my wife wearing diff bikinis and nude in an open beach. So please help us finding the right place.

 

Also need to have a safest massage for her by a guy, where can we find this kind of massage parlours?

 

First question........Forget it , all the beaches are full of russians from sunrise to sunset .

 

Second question.......Boyztown .

[jimmac 66]

I am also interested in the isolated beach question. Is it not possible to find such a beach with a speedboat somewhere close to but beyond Koh Larn? I thought I read on the board many years ago it was possible to get a boat to drop you off at a remote beach, do some nude swimming and have the boat return at an assigned time to pick you up.

 

I'd be interested if any Pattaya residents or other BMs could enlighten us on this question. I'm sure the OP would also be interested in the answer.

[bratpack 91]

Hi,

 

I am from India, I planned to visit Pattaya during Sep with my wife and looking for any isolated or scheduled beach in and around Pattaya. It is very difficult to wear a string bikinies and being nude in an Indian beaches. So we are desperate to be isolated some wear in pattaya.

 

Would also like to take few snaps of my wife wearing diff bikinis and nude in an open beach. So please help us finding the right place.

 

Also need to have a safest massage for her by a guy, where can we find this kind of massage parlours?

If u manage to fulfil your fantasy,please post pics.Your english very good for an indian btw,and first time i here an indian talk like that mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MM 6,562]

If u manage to fulfil your fantasy,please post pics.Your english very good for an indian btw,and first time i here an indian talk like that mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

LOL, it's not perfect, but it's much better than yours.

[bratpack 91]

LOL, it's not perfect, but it's much better than yours.

Dont be racist, i am pakkie,yada yada yada,thats pakkie for mi ingrish is gud

[MM 6,562]

Dont be racist, i am pakkie,yada yada yada,thats pakkie for mi ingrish is gud

 

You do know that Pakistan and India are separate countries?

 

Anyway, WHOOOOOSH to you.

[bratpack 91]

You do know that Pakistan and India are separate countries?

 

Anyway, WHOOOOOSH to you.

Of course i know that, i bet u had to google that didnt u?????

 

Its a lonely world stalking the sois of walking street for so many years mm.

[MM 6,562]

Of course i know that, i bet u had to google that didnt u?????

 

Its a lonely world stalking the sois of walking street for so many years mm.

 

Likely you googled it to be sure, since your post mocked Pakistanis and the OP is from India.

 

Anyway, I found it hilarious that you would refer to someone's written English.

 

No need to get stroppy about it..my comment was, as you might say, "taking the piss". Get a sense of humor.

[bratpack 91]

Likely you googled it to be sure, since your post mocked Pakistanis and the OP is from India.

 

Anyway, I found it hilarious that you would refer to someone's written English.

 

No need to get stroppy about it..my comment was, as you might say, "taking the piss". Get a sense of humor.

Let,s just say you mis-understood my post, YET again Martin.You have a very bad habit regarding my posts,no wonder i dont start any threads,and only reply to the odd one.

[MM 6,562]

Let,s just say you mis-understood my post, YET again Martin.You have a very bad habit regarding my posts,no wonder i dont start any threads,and only reply to the odd one.

 

Like I said, brat, the very thought of you commenting on someone else's English was just too good to pass up.

 

Sorry if you don't see the humor in that.

[leumas 0]

I am really sorry for you above replies. i felt that, i came to a wrong place to clarify my queries.

 

Regards,

Leumas

[darkmancomes 75]

and still no contribution to the op's quest for info !

Like I said, brat, the very thought of you commenting on someone else's English was just too good to pass up.

 

Sorry if you don't see the humor in that.

[darkmancomes 75]

Don't know about any beaches for that but as for massage I love Indian woman I would volunteer to give her a massage !

Hi,

 

I am from India, I planned to visit Pattaya during Sep with my wife and looking for any isolated or scheduled beach in and around Pattaya. It is very difficult to wear a string bikinies and being nude in an Indian beaches. So we are desperate to be isolated some wear in pattaya.

 

Would also like to take few snaps of my wife wearing diff bikinis and nude in an open beach. So please help us finding the right place.

 

Also need to have a safest massage for her by a guy, where can we find this kind of massage parlours?

[MM 6,562]

Not like you helped much either, darkman!

 

I'm not a naturist, so I'm not up on these sorts of things .

 

I believe it's also illegal to be nude in public, so the OP should keep that in mind unless they want to end up on the evening news.

 

The reason I think this is because of all the stories of nude Russians that I've seen in the news.

[jimbowx 341]

Leumas,

 

I can't help too much. I will say you can wear a thong on Pattaya beach. I have also had the ex-wife in a thong at a hotel pool. We took photos in both places and no one said anything.

 

 

 

[Trvlr 50]

Yes, that was a weird back and forth.

Anyway, for what it is worth, I used to walk every morning from near the police box at the Jomtien Beach Road turn (first box) to Russian territory near Pattaya Park.

I sometimes saw topless women sunbathing on the beach - no one seemed to care.

It is not secluded, but you can try that if you do not find anything else.

If you keep walking toward where the path ends, you may see a rock outcrop behind which it is possible to have a hint of privacy. Enough to take pictures anyway.

Early mornings are best - not many people around at that time.

[bratpack 91]

Like I said, brat, the very thought of you commenting on someone else's English was just too good to pass up.

 

Sorry if you don't see the humor in that.

Mine was humour too,did u actualy think yad yada yada is pakkie language,u have plenty to learn regarding humour.

[darkmancomes 75]

Well now ! Na Na Na Na Na springs to mind ! ha

Not like you helped much either, darkman!

I'm not a naturist, so I'm not up on these sorts of things .

I believe it's also illegal to be nude in public, so the OP should keep that in mind unless they want to end up on the evening news.

The reason I think this is because of all the stories of nude Russians that I've seen in the news.

[leumas 0]

Finally i got a option after surfing for a long time, but little disappointing that, it is the resort not a beach. Anyhow I am happy to get to know about this resort [Chan resort] which is purely for naturist.

[darkmancomes 75]

Good man well done sorry I could not help but thanks for sharing the information.

Finally i got a option after surfing for a long time, but little disappointing that, it is the resort not a beach. Anyhow I am happy to get to know about this resort [Chan resort] which is purely for naturist.

[papillon 695]

Finally i got a option after surfing for a long time, but little disappointing that, it is the resort not a beach. Anyhow I am happy to get to know about this resort [Chan resort] which is purely for naturist.

 

This Spam Post has a website that caters to your needs. Don't forget to send me some photos.

 

http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/topic/58227-boat-rental-to-outer-islands-from-pattaya/?p=1032264

 

 

Edit: I'm sure if you took a Ferry over to Koh Lahn and then negotiated a price there with a speedboat operator you could do it a lot cheaper.

Edited July 20, 2013 by papillon