The Teacher

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One day a teacher decides to conduct a taste test with her students. She picks
a little boy, blindfolds him, puts a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asks, "Do you
know what it is?"

"No, I don't," says the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy
before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl in the back of the room yells, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!!"

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Boy goes up to his teacher…… "I ain't got no pencil Miss!"

 

She tut-tuts and corrects…….. "I have no pencil…. you have no pencil……..we have no pencils…..they have no pencils."

 

He scratches his head….looks up and says…"Well who's got all the fucking pencils then Miss?"

Edited September 5, 2014 by atlas2