Women that don't cook....

[BigusDicus 9,827]

Women that don't cook, clean, or suck dick always ask, "where are all the good men?"

 

The good men just finished eating diner and they're relaxing in a clean house about to get their dick sucked.

[Gary 4,100]

When I moved to Kalifornia during the Thai economy crash I rented an apartment. One of the first stops after I got settled in was at the complex laundromat. There I spied a good looking woman doing her laundry. Of course I got to chatting with her. We were both divorced. She asked me what I missed most by being divorced. Of course that answer was the sex. She smiled about that answer and I thought maybe Kalifornia won't be so bad. The conversation was going pretty well. Then I made the fatal mistake. I told her that I also missed my wife doing the laundry and cooking. She went from a good looking friendly gal to a true bitch. She said that HER husband did his own laundry and if he was hungry, he cooked himself. She proceeded to tell me that she now understood why my wife divorced me. Our conversation was permanently ended and I missed Thailand more that ever. Needless to say that I never chatted her up again.

 

Here in Thailand, my wife has given me some rules also. I'm not permitted to use the washing machine because I will ruin the program she has it programmed for. I'm not allowed to take out the trash because I throw good stuff away that she can sell. Maybe the worst thing is that I am not allowed to mow the lawn because I cut her herbs. They looked like weeds to me. I follow her rules without complaining too much.

[Idefix 2,275]

When I moved to Kalifornia during the Thai economy crash I rented an apartment. //

Why choosing such a lost/isolated city ?

And no problem to get a visa ?

Kalifornia

Edited October 23, 2015 by Idefix

[atlas2 4,329]

True story......

Perhaps we all have one like it....

 

I went to a party in Hampstead North London in the mid naughties.

 

An attractive woman I'd been sort of set up with was holding forth in a circle of about 8 people. She was ticking off all the attributes she was looking for in any man daring enough to woo her.

........"Sensitive to a woman's needs. strong but not dominating .... Able to share in the cooking and cleaning.....to accept the essential equality between a man and a woman in a loving partnership...." She went on quite awhile. It was clear she'd given the subject considerable thought.
When she finally finished the Hampstead Heads nodding in agreement with her looked expectantly to me....the unasked question being 'What do I look for in a woman....?'
I'm proud to say I smiled and said 'I'm just looking for a shag!.... Where's the sausage rolls?'

Edited October 22, 2015 by atlas2

[BigusDicus 9,827]

So how did things work out with you and the girl comma he asked.....

[atlas2 4,329]

We avoided each other for the rest of the party......My host and would be Pandarus saw the funny side though............as did, I reckon, all the other men within ear-shot.

 

For me it was the thought that I would be snuggled-up in Soi 6 the very next week that gave me the strength to be dismissive. Before Thailand I would have taken the cues from her script........and auditioned for the part she had outlined. Anything she wanted and any ignominious submission it took to get in her knickers.

 

Now, thanks to Thailand, she was practically invisible to me.........All the power over men that she was accustomed to wielding, a power derived from her undoubted looks counted for sod-all with me. I didn't give a fly's belch.....

 

It wasn't the coarse abruptness of my words it was my casual dismissal i think that shook her.

 

In a movie of course she would have swooned and fallen into my dominating manly arms.......Because after all that's what an ice-queen is really supposed to want. But I don't recall making any eye-contact with her after that.

 

She probably spent the rest of the party consoling herself with the conviction that I must be gay.

Edited October 22, 2015 by atlas2

[misteregg 709]

The latest incarnation of Mrs Egg does all of those things and works as a 10 day contract "drinks whore". What a woman.

[gs joe 1,770]

The latest incarnation of Mrs Egg does all of those things and works as a 10 day contract "drinks whore". What a woman.

So you got yourself a good egg ,,

 

Joe

Edited October 23, 2015 by gs joe

[Gary 4,100]

Why choosing such a lost/isolated city ?

And no problem to get a visa ?

Kalifornia

 

I think we are talking about the wrong Kalifornia. I would probably have liked your Kalifornia but it's unlikely that a job there would have paid me $80,000 per year. Five years in the land of freaks, fruits and nuts was nearly more than I could stand. It did enable me to retire at age 60, then it was back on the plane to Thailand with a one way ticket.