Interview with Seminole Chief

[sinbinjack]

A female Miami Herald reporter, interviewing Florida Seminole Indian Chief Billie, asked the
significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Pointing
to a nearby young brave in a Chickee, he continued, "Him? One woman, one feather.
Him?" pointing to a second, older man,
"Three women, three feathers."

The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
Chief Billie proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women.
Big, small, fat, tall."

Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
Chief Billie replied, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."

The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"

The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"

The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer," said Chief Billie. "Ass too high, run too fast."

[ttk]

Saw one very similar a few years back...

[thinkingallowed]

Anyone else keep seeing the thread title and wondering what a post about a semolina chef could be about?

[MeGoDanceNow]

Q: Why did the Indian bring a bushel of corn to the whorehouse?

 

A: Front hole money hole, back hole cornhole.

[Bob Belzy]

Anyone else keep seeing the thread title and wondering what a post about a semolina chef could be about?

 

I'm dyslexic; I just keep seeing SemenHole