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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club; a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk ... Man: "Hello"

Woman answers: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,500. Can I buy it?"

Man: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2021 models. I saw one I really liked."

Man: How much?"

Woman: $85,000.

Man: "For that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! One more thing. ... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $725,000."

Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

Man: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment; then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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9 hours ago, forcebwithu said:

Bilingual and transgender - looks like he was a she before becoming a he.

Maybe s(he)'s a Bono fan and still hasn't found what s(he)'s looking for

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